Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2024-07-22/Humour
Joe Biden withdraws RfA, Donald Trump selects co-nom
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- (NB: due to time constraints, the result of this article's Administrators' Noticeboard thread, Arbitration Committee case request and/or Miscellany for Deletion nomination was predicted and implemented ahead of press time.)
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There seems to be something wrong here, all the text is black and I can't read it. Cheers — Amakuru (talk) 09:38, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
shocking news! Josethewikier (talk) 09:39, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
I can't read it. Maybe I need new Wikipedian Glasses? The Master of Hedgehogs (converse) (hedgehogs) 14:07, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Everything looks redacted. Why can’t I see the story??? GrayStorm(Complaints Dept.|My Contribs.) 19:41, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
It's not redacted!!!!!2600:1016:A10B:8D30:3AD3:E55C:50B8:B76C (talk) 20:50, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Guest written by the SCP Foundation? igordebraga ≠ 01:50, 24 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
What, no "Did you fall from a Coco Nut tree?" and "Brat"? How about them 2024 APSA Presidential ratings, nicely buttressed by Abraham Lincoln at one end and ██'██ █████ ██ ███ █████████ ██ ████ ███████████?
— Neonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 06:45, 25 July 2024 (UTC) —[reply]