Wikipedia:We are deletionist!
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Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!
My hard work was deleted!
[edit]Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!
But I'm inclusionist!
[edit]You're banned anyway.
But 70% of Wikipedia is inclusionist!
[edit]Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.
But isn't there an archive of deleted content?
[edit]That is banned.
Who do you not ban?
[edit]Deletionists!
This wiki is stupid! I'm leaving!
[edit]Fine, leave! You're still banned!
The moral of the story
[edit]Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.