Wikipedia:Ten-millionth topic pool

This is the pool for guessing what the ten-millionth article's name will be. Please see Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool for reference. Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting will close upon the creation of the 9,990,000th article. The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is 6,908,490. If your vote doesn't belong in any of the current categories, just add it in. Some people don't seem to be taking this seriously.

Television, movies, and pop culture

• Lucky the Leprauchan's One Man Broadway Show:How Lucky Charms Changed my Life Metsguy234 (talk) 04:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
• Saw CXVII (film) - The long anticipated 117th installment of the Saw franchise --Daviessimo (talk) 08:57, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
• Forseti (film) Forseti11 (talk) 04:03, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
• Death of Jesus Christ: The Musical on Ice! 108.25.194.174 (talk) 15:10, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
• Citizen Kane 3-D--T. Anthony (talk) 11:17, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
• Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti — Someone made a George Carlin reference during the millionth topic pool, so I felt it was necessary to carry on the tradition. BTW, Carlin forgot to throw Leopold and Loeb into the above name. RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 16:00, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
• Supernatural (season 51) - Is this show ever going to end? --Deuteranopia 18:49, 27 April 2018 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: The Movie 85.76.51.135 (talk) 10:50, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
  • Wait, it already exists... 46.132.187.67 (talk) 16:03, 21 August 2018 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: The Movie Episode II: The Revenge of Willy on Wheels 85.76.51.135 (talk) 10:50, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
• This fall's blockbuster NBC television special: David Allan Coe and Edgar Allan Poe — Together for the First Time! (which spawned the far less successful sequel, Rita Coolidge and Calvin Coolidge — Together for the First Time!) RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 01:06, 17 March 2019 (UTC)
• Chip hop, a fusion of hip hop and chiptune 46.132.184.254 (talk) 13:32, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
• Bankruptcy of YouTube, come on, it will happen eventually. QuicoleJR (talk) 21:33, 24 April 2023 (UTC)
• Seinfeld (Season 10) Ravenclawjedi42 (all pronouns) (talk) 03:42, 28 December 2023 (UTC)

Science

• How Wikipedia destroyed the world 60.242.116.83 (talk) 04:50, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
• Hitler coming back to life as a vandalbot and creating a code that destroys the universe

-- Downgrader  101010  23:22, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

• A pathetically minor earthquake in Kansas which cased no damage but was felt over a large area that rarely experiences earthquakes. Googlemeister (talk) 16:18, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
• My usual favourite topic, List of inhabited extrasolar planets. Cross your fingers! --Ouro (blah blah) 14:41, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
• Rail transportation in Antarctica 46.132.187.197 (talk) 13:41, 30 September 2018 (UTC)

History and geography

• Jordanhill maglev station 85.76.51.135 (talk) 09:14, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
• Australia's 2030 Summit Fardell (talk) 11:35, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
• World War V: The Empire Strikes Back --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 03:51, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
• The Great Depression II (2008-2012) 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:30, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  • We are still waiting... 85.76.51.135 (talk) 09:07, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
• Sierra Leone's moon colony - Pinkbladder 13 August 2009 (UTC)
• Second Russian Revolution. Or how the Soviet Union got re-established. GVnayR (talk) 16:23, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
• List of colonies on Mars. GVnayR (talk) 16:28, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
• Civil War II (US). Googlemeister (talk) 15:42, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
• Louisiana Revolution On what happened when sections of the United States that was in the Louisiana Territory decided to revolt and form a new country. Along with the rest of the West breaking up into pre-1840 borders. 24.14.73.183 (talk) 23:22, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
• Pope Igor XIV from Papau New Guinea108.25.194.174 (talk) 15:05, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
• Atomic bombing of Istanbul --Erik Fastman (talk) 10:59, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
• List of Stupid Things People did in the 20th Century ThePlatypusofDoom (Talk) 17:34, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
• Interstate 769 (Texas) HotdogPi 16:17, 7 October 2017 (UTC)
• 25th Anniversary Of Wikipedia - It may be created in 2026 —-EpicRice (talk) 04:26, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Food

• Flybutter 194.251.18.212 (talk) 05:50, 25 August 2018 (UTC)
• Butterfly cheese 85.76.74.154 (talk) 06:10, 24 August 2018 (UTC)

RunGum The bubblegum that's also a laxative. DitzyNizzy (aka Jess) (talk) 12:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

• Soylent Green (Cherry flavored) 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:35, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Beverages

PepsiCoke 2 good things in one great package... Metsguy234 (talk) 04:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
New Diet Cherry Vanilla Crystal PepsiCoke Max Plus One --RevWaldo (talk) 23:32, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

M&M Smoothie - 99.47.234.129 (talk) 19:28, 4 April 2014 (UTC)

7SpriteUpCrush(Bubblegum Flavour)XV++ - Retterime (talk) 00:14, January 18 2016 (UTC)

Water 2: Electric Boogaloo Regular water is over, we only drink Water 2 now. Cdonegan778 (talk) 1:45, September 5 2018 (UTC)

Politics

• House address 69.140.157.227 (talk) 06:08, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
• Repeal of the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 03:51, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
• Bill Clinton: I Really Did Inhale, User:MrMarkTaylor ^{What's that?/What I Do/Feed My Box} 02:34, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
  • "Inhale to the Chief" (I'm blatantly ripping off Bob Larson here, but I'm pretty sure he's not the only one who said that.) RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 19:02, 10 June 2014 (UTC)
• Hannah Montana (Vice President) 65.167.146.130 (talk) 15:33, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
• Third Roman Empire. the conclusion of the process of European unification and the Union for the Mediterranean. dott.Piergiorgio (talk) 21:02, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
• Eurasian Empire. Result of the unification of the supercontinent Eurasia. A few Eurasian countries are not included (see Greenland)... 24.14.73.183 (talk) 23:30, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
• Anarcho-totalitarianism Jordano53 (talk) 22:03, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
• Co-presidency of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. I hope this doesn’t happen. MainPeanut (talk) 13:11, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
• An Antarctic country, no matter, what the name will be, led by scientists, at last. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:56, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

People

• Victor (bird) (he is real, but at present if he had an article it would probably be speedily deleted) --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 03:51, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

• Mariah Hightower - MariahAMAZING (talk) 20:59, 25 July 2009 (UTC)
• J.K. Rowling Assassination Conspiracy - Pinkbladder 13 August 2009 (UTC)
• Bodhidharma Cyrus-Bernstein--T. Anthony (talk) 11:17, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
• George Hempl Georgia guy (talk) 22:57, 1 June 2017 (UTC)

Species

• Cheese butterfly 85.76.74.154 (talk) 06:12, 24 August 2018 (UTC)
  • Cheesefly 194.251.18.212 (talk) 05:49, 25 August 2018 (UTC)
• fhityahua simipautuolo It will be some obscure one line stub about some species. WikiOriginal-9 (talk) 17:35, 4 October 2016 (UTC)

Sports

• Sacramento Shark Bait- 2014 MLB expansion team Metsguy234 (talk) 04:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
• 2021 NASCAR Facebook Cup Series GVnayR (talk) 16:26, 15 March 2011 (UTC)
• Archery at the 2032 Summer Olympics M'encarta (talk) 03:02, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
• Catalonia at the 2032 Summer Olympics--T. Anthony (talk) 11:17, 28 September 2013 (UTC)
• Dolphins at the Olympics, If we are lucky the first Dolphin to compete in the synchronised swimming. ϢereSpielChequers 14:39, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

• A soccer player with a few caps for a small national team. - Yellow Dingo (talk) 08:07, 17 July 2016 (UTC)
• Nairobi Olympic Stadium depressurization controversy Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 19:02, 9 May 2018 (UTC)
• Oklahoma City Tornadoes 2028 relocation of the Tampa Bay Rays after Hurricane Xavier leaves southern Florida in the Atlantic Ocean. Matthieueagan (talk) 02:03, June 24, 2018 (UTC)

• Super Bowl XCIX (99)--Qazox (talk) 05:33, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
• 2026 Chicago Cubs World Series Run (failed) Googlemeister (talk) 16:18, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

Books

• Rape: Why it was and should be illegal again 108.25.194.174 (talk) 15:07, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
• Deep Dungeons and Elder Dragons - 50 Years of D&D: A History Elfabet (talk) 18:26, 20 August 2018 (UTC)

Religion

• Church of Atheism 46.132.188.137 (talk) 11:41, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

Miscellaneous

• An effective tie between [[The Sargasso Sea Pandemic of...]], Wikipedia 10 million bug (equivalent to the Millennium Bug)), assorted political, sexual and financial scandals in various legislatures, the latest conspiracy theory, and incident involving famous (for this week) film star, singer or sportsperson. Jackiespeel (talk) 17:11, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
• 2041 Hell snowstorms. Jonathan Hall (talk) 09:45, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Self-referential

• Demolition of Jordanhill railway station BillyH 17:40, 19 September 2016 (UTC)

Nonsense/Vandalism

10 millionth article on wikipedia

CHEESE IS GOOD!!! I LOVE IT!!! EAT OUR FRESH SHIT CHEESE TODAY!!!!!!!! (no vandal has ever written this, but who knows...)

Attack page 85.76.74.154 (talk) 09:22, 24 August 2018 (UTC)

TAYO THE LITTLE BUS IS AN IDIOT

• Admin accidentally (or even purposefully!) creating Red link example. --littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs) 20:57, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. - QuicoleJR (talk) 21:35, 24 April 2023 (UTC)