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This is the pool for guessing what the five-millionth article's name will be. Please see Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool for reference. Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting will close upon the creation of the 4,990,000th article. The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is 6,908,485. If your vote doesn't belong in any of the current categories, just add it in.

This pool is closed. Any further votes will be reverted. The 5 millionth article is Persoonia terminalis, created on November 1, 2015. Winner of the pool: User:WikiOriginal-9, guessing fhityahua simipautuolo.

Television, movies, and pop culture

The Final Episode of the 7th Series of Doctor Who Fardell 08:50, 17 September 2007 (UTC)[reply]
HAMMER! HAMMER! Jimbo gets stress while running the Wikimedia Foundation and builds a giant social barrier-*COUGH*-encyclopedic jigsaw around himself. He goes insane and puts himself on trial in his mind in which a giant Wikipedia logo tells him he must "Expose himself before his colleagues" and "Tear down his encyclopedia". Luckily Jimbo ignores this and ends up writing the 5000001th article.--Editor510 (talk) 18:32, 7 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

5000001st. --WikiSlasher (talk) 10:42, 29 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Oops...--Editor510 (talk) 18:35, 4 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Elfen Lied (K. A. Applegate novel) (She could totally get away with selling it to kids.) --Shay Guy (talk) 03:32, 11 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Happy Tree Friends: The Movie (Wishful thinking. Most of the characters rarely last seven minutes.) --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 02:28, 4 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
List of Pokémon you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley Umbralcorax (talk) 17:56, 20 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Back to the Future 4, one can only hope.....User:MrMarkTaylor ^{What's that?/What I Do/Feed My Box} 02:26, 22 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Duke Nukem Forever II...because I think it will take a loooong time for the 5000000st article^^ So Why 11:48, 18 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Garth Brooks' ninth studio album He said he did not plan to record any new studio material until 2015, but still.. Hpfan9374 (talk) 10:09, 23 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Saw 27, it will happen :P RockManQ ^(talk) 20:06, 13 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Death of William Shatner, like Jacko's, but with more spoken-word tributes. Lugnuts (talk) 11:59, 17 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Resurrection of William Shatner, like in Star_Trek_III:_The_Search_for_Spock, but with more spoken-word tributes.... 108.25.189.72 (talk) 16:24, 16 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Pink Floyd's thirteenth studio album, never say never. Lugnuts (talk) 11:59, 17 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Frank Garage Jr's 4th studio album, Green Face Pirate and the Sparkling Wiggle Moswento (talk) 20:42, 25 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Elephants on a Bus, the long awaited sequel to Samuel L Jackson's finest film.
Avatar IV: Nefeteri Buys An iPod
PlayStation 5. It could happen. GVnayR (talk) 16:00, 15 March 2011 (UTC)[reply]
The Last Juror. John Grisham's book being turned into a film.
Girls Gone Legally Insane 98.200.21.196 (talk) 18:46, 10 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]
The Mentalist (season 10)--T. Anthony (talk) 10:18, 27 September 2013 (UTC)[reply]
MetroCast Cablevision — Dylanvt (talk) 21:35, 17 January 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Coming to you live from the Dean Martin Memorial Lavatory in Steubenville, Ohio, Spike TV presents World Championship Rape (WP:NOTCENSORED, right?) RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 12:53, 8 May 2014 (UTC)[reply]
''24: Australians Rule'' When a bunch of Australians <gasp> finally </gasp> kill Jack Bauer. Eat me, I'm a red bean (take a huge bite) 11:28, 7 July 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Rush Hour 4 Rainbow unicorn (talk) 06:04, 3 August 2015 (UTC)[reply]

Computing

Microsoft Facebook Billy H 16:07, 6 January 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Mac OS 11 Finally, Apple spies have acquired the source code to the Window's NT Kernal! 108.25.194.174 (talk) 14:57, 30 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hebrew Wikinews

Science

Sodium hexafluorophosphate 69.140.152.55 (talk) 20:20, 26 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Life on Europa (as an article; it is currently a redirect to the page about the moon in question) --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 02:28, 4 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
List of technical failures of the Large Hadron Collider - although it would probably be quickly broken up by year as it would be too long. 137.205.74.230 (talk) 19:40, 26 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Aluminum Chromate 65.121.141.34 (talk) 18:50, 26 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Have you tried switching it off and then switching it back on again? The solution to all technology problems. Lugnuts (talk) 12:00, 17 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Heimdallr (dwarf planet)--T. Anthony (talk) 10:18, 27 September 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Society

Pacific Regional Framework for the Protection of Traditional Knowledge and Expressions of Culture --Jackofclubs (talk) 13:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]

History and geography

List of bridges in Madison County, Iowa. ―cobaltcigs 16:46, 12 January 2011 (UTC)[reply]
The North Korean December 21, 2012 global nuclear strike - I knew it! --TitanOne (talk) 13:29, 23 February 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Bankruptcy of Wal-Mart. Something that will happen once gas prices get too high. GVnayR (talk) 16:21, 15 March 2011 (UTC)[reply]
2016 South East Asia earthquake and tsunami Brightgalrs (/braɪtˈɡæl.ərˌɛs/)^[1] 11:36, 11 August 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Palingate (2014) and her exile to North Korea (idk why) 24.14.73.183 (talk) 23:42, 18 November 2011 (UTC)[reply]
World War III A real article, not speculative stuff. 069952497a^{Comments and complaints}_{Stuff I've done} 00:52, 26 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
World War VII (the current one is a redirect) - The above will happen in December 2014. IV will be between Comoran tucans and Cape Verdean echindas - NG39 (Used to be NickGibson3900)^Talk 06:31, 11 November 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Some random town, village, township or unorganized territory in the United States (random guess: Dupree Unorganized Territory, South Dakota). —Gyaro –Maguus— 21:32, 10 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Drought in New Zealand

Food

Wikipedia Five Millionth Article scheme User:AmRen93 - at 4,999,99_ articles Some guy barrages the system with articles about his choice of low-fat whipped-cream and the process that led him there just to be Mr. Five Millionth Article. --*NoTA* 06:06, 2 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Beverages

New Coke Dos Metsguy234 (talk) 04:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

New Coke Tres-I pray that we never get this far Metsguy234 (talk) 04:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Politics

The Laudermann crises Twthmoses (talk) 06:33, 19 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
The Abolition of Food Act of 2009 Niffweed17, Destroyer of Chickens (talk) 04:08, 10 January 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Breathing tax, which will be enacted in all UN nations to cut carbon dioxide emissions --UberScienceNerd _{Talk Contributions} 02:28, 4 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
President Jeb Bush- oh god I hope not... Clockwisekid (talk) 08:43, 4 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
List of non-atheist liberals 64.20.23.105 (talk) 02:44, 8 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Cuba (US State) 65.167.146.130 (talk) 21:40, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
United Nations general election, 2011 80.193.130.5 (talk) 15:08, 25 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Sarah Palin's vagina --TitanOne (talk) 13:30, 23 February 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Sarah Palin's penis 108.25.189.72 (talk) 16:27, 16 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
List of politicians who ran for Congress ON WHEELS!!!!!!!! 24.14.73.183 (talk) 23:45, 18 November 2011 (UTC)[reply]
California (nation). good luck everyone else in the us.Mercurywoodrose (talk) 02:32, 29 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Passaic Park - The current article is just a redirect and doesn't count. ypnypn (talk) 21:27, 2 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Canada (51st US State) - One day some idiotic President or Prime Minister is going to make it happen. I wish, of course, that it doesn't, but that's the trend right now. 069952497a^{Comments and complaints}_{Stuff I've done} 00:51, 26 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Third Vatican Council - Might happen, you never know. It would be good for the church. Citrusbowler (talk) (contribs) (email me) 01:25, 8 June 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Policies of Sri Lanka — Dylanvt (talk) 21:33, 17 January 2014 (UTC)[reply]

People

Paris Hilton's public decapitation Apoz2 (talk) 14:08, 10 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Alex Douglas I myself, might be notable by then. haha. Hpfan9374 (talk) 10:10, 23 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
John Smith (Dictator), A man named John Smith takes over Canada in a nationalistic coup and rules with an iron fist.-Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg | Talk 09:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
John Smith, the man, the legend, the mystery A book written about the aforementioned Smith.- Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg | Talk 09:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
John Smith (Cyborg), either A, John Smith is brought back to life in the form of a cyborg, or B, The scientists of the Smith regime create highly advanced robot (although they call it a cyborg this is technically a misnomer) to showcase their advanced technology and name it after their nation's leader..- Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg | Talk 09:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Sarah Palin (US President). And dear God, please let this suggestion remain only a silly joke.Manning (talk) 15:06, 25 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Michael Gowan (an aspiring actor who might be ~~famous~~ notable by then). On the other hand, if rampant deletionism persists, we might never get anywhere near 5 million articles (sorry Michael). Contains Mild Peril (talk) 07:10, 6 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Seven (given name), inspired by the name that George Costanza said that he would name his child. Ben^Yes? 16:09, 20 March 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Soda (given name), inspired by the name that George Costanza suggests to another expectant couple. Ben^Yes? 16:09, 20 March 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Shooting of Micheal Martin Rainbow unicorn (talk) 05:40, 3 August 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Adam Greaves-Neal Rainbow unicorn (talk) 06:12, 3 August 2015 (UTC)[reply]

Sports

Baseball

IF the Chicago Cubs win the World Series in 2015 (as predicted in Back to the Future II), the 5,000,000th post will be some dweeb posting something that says that Back to the Future II predicted it. --Qazox (talk) 05:37, 25 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Reactions to the Chicago Cubs World Series drought ending Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 18:00, 2 July 2015 (UTC)[reply]
2015 Chicago Cubs cheating scandal Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 18:00, 2 July 2015 (UTC)[reply]
The 2015 Black Cubs Scandal, completing the Chicago Black collection. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 18:00, 2 July 2015 (UTC)[reply]
List of baseball players proven to have used steroids 65.167.146.130 (talk) 21:38, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
List of baseball players proven to have used steroids ON WHEELS ¿SFGiДnts! ^{¿Complain! ¿Analyze! ¿Review!} 05:28, 18 March 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Basketball

Los Angeles Clippers accomplishment of records - Oooh, wait I read wrong, it's 5,000,000??? This might be perfect in time for the 50,000,000th article? As hommage to the existing page for the Lakers. --TitanOne (talk) 13:21, 23 February 2011 (UTC)[reply]