User:Vghfr/Essays/Schrodinger's cabal
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Schrödinger's Cabal is a quantum paradox, in which, The Cabal (which totally does not exist), is in a state of superposition: the Cabal simultaneously does and does not exist.[1] This idea was devised by world renowned Wikioliogist, Eggwin Schrödinger in 2004, after noting the perception by users that the Cabal exists, even though this is a impossibility, violating known laws of physics. Schrödinger's Cabal was created to reconcile existence of The Cabal with quantum physics.
Origin
[edit]In 2004, Eggwin observed a shared belief among many Wikipedians that the Cabal did, in fact exist. His common sense dictated that the existence of the Cabal was a possibility, however, the laws of physics expressly contradicts this notion (through Hammond's Second Law).[2] He discovered that the existence of the Cabal is possible through quantum entanglement, however, it cannot be observed in a single position, creating a paradoxical state of existence and non-existence of the Cabal.[3]
Synopsis
[edit]The Cabal is in a constant state of superposition. Therefore, it cannot be observed and thus does not exist since no concrete evidence can be recorded, and therefore there can be no reliable secondary sources (due to WP:OR)
Application
[edit]The impact of this paradox is widespread. It has opened doors to the meaning of life, and has silenced those who suspect that the Cabal exists put to rest the question of whether or not the Cabal exists, as it is impossible to observe. It has been used in debates with great success. Some have even gone so far to commit their lives to this great idea, proclaiming the truth that the Cabal does, and cannot exist.[4]
References
[edit]- ^ Schrödinger, Eggwin (2004). Observations on Quantum Mechanics and the the Cabal.
- ^ Hammond, Roger (1786). An Examination of Physics and the Existence of the Cabal.
There is no cabal. Natural order forbids it.
- ^ Unknown. "There Is No Cabal".
There Is No Cabal (TINC). We discussed this at the last cabal meeting, and everyone agreed that there is no cabal. An announcement was made in Cabalist: The Official Newsletter of The Cabal making it clear that there is no cabal. The words "There Is No Cabal" are in ten-foot letters on the side of the international cabal headquarters, and we the announcement that there is no cabal is shown at the start of every program on the Cabal Network. If that doesn't convince people that there is no cabal, I don't know what will.
- ^ dude, trust me.