User:Vghfr/Essays/Leak confidential documents!
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Are you a former United States government employee? Are you a current employee? Did you ever/do you have access to classified information? On Wikipedia, we are always looking for reliable sources, and what's more reliable than the government![1] We highly recommend uploading the following:
- Classified US military documents (we love those!)
- Classified CIA documents
- Classified NSA documents
- etc..
No, but actually
[edit]Just... don't. It won't end well. If you're not 1000% sure that it's declassified, you're probably better off not using it.
Notes
[edit]- ^ this is a joke don't come after me