User:Eastlaw/UBX

I think the whole controversy over userboxes is a bit silly. We are not NPOV robots, and the NPOV "commandment" applies only to articles, not userpages. Besides, userboxes are cute.

My Userboxes:

Education

UA

This user attends or attended the University at Albany.

MSU	This user is a student or alumnus of Montclair State University. Go Red Hawks!

  NThis user attends or attended Northeastern University.

This user attends or has attended Rutgers University.

BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Economics.

JDThis user has a Juris Doctor degree.

This user is licensed to practice law in the State of New Jersey.

Personal

This user is male.

This user is near sighted.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is Lithuanian.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of New Jersey.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

ØThis user is a recluse.

Editing habits

This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user has autopatrolled rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

exoThis editor is an exopedian.

This user is a member of the Association of Categorist Wikipedians.

{{t|2}}This user understands what templates do, and how to write them.

This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits.

This user edits with the gadget wikEd.

AutoEdThis user cleans up, formats and checks Wikipedia using AutoEd.

This user uses HotCat.

This user cites sources using refToolbar.

DGAFThis user does not give a fuck.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Law.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject
U.S. Supreme Court cases.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject United States courts and judges.

This user is a participant in
WikiProject United States Public Policy.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Metal.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Missing encyclopedic articles.

This user participates in Articles written by a single editor.
(You can help!)

DELLThis user's got a Dell, dude.

en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

law-3This user (hereafter "User"), and all subsidiaries, agents, et al. acting on his/her/their/its behalf, herein manifest possession of, and are henceforth estopped from disclaiming, an advanced knowledge of Legalese, or access to such knowledge as to suffice as a reasonable substitute.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.

This user loves userboxes.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user contributes using Notepad.

WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.

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vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

(non)Religious beliefs

This user is an atheist.

This user is interested in the Brights movement.

EACThis user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is a skeptic.

soulThis user does not believe in a human soul or spirit.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

Politics

This user opposes the Iraq War and advocates immediate troop withdrawal.

This user supports a secular democratic Iran.

This user supports the reunification of China into a democratic and federal republic.

This user supports the peaceful reunification of N. and S. Korea.

This user supports the independence of Kurdistan.

This user opposes denial of the Armenian Genocide.

This user opposes denial of the Assyrian Genocide.

This user opposes denial of the Pontic Greek genocide.

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This user thinks that users who cross out flags show a lack of respect for those represented by them.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

Hurricane Katrina
May we never forget…

lib	This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word.

This user is a left-wing capitalist & doesn't see any contradiction in it.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†$ £
¥ €

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in law.

This user prefers a
WP:Hornbook
to a law hornbook.

This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

This user is for racial equality.

This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports
renewable energy.

ind	This user is politically independent.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user knows that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

This user supports the legalization of Cannabis.

This user is against
strict gun control.

EThis user reads The Economist.

Big Brother is watching this user.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

Arts & Entertainment

This user is an art lover.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

CREAMThis user likes white rooms with black curtains.

Overkill

This user is basking in the light of the Necroshine.

Suffo

This user is Pierced from Within.

Ulcerate

This user is the The Destroyer of All.

This user still rusts.

NIИ  This user is closer to God.

KingThis user is a fan of the band King Crimson.

QueenThis user loves Queen!

RUSHThis user has no heart to lie.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

Experience

This user listens to Hendrix.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

FNMIt's in this user's face but this user can't grab it.

STAll this user wanted was a pepsi; just one pepsi.

SoundgardenThis user is outshined.

JDThis user knows that love will tear us apart again.

KYUSSThis user is a
Demon Cleaner

T	This user is a fan of Testament.

R	This user loves The Ramones.

No Placebo will cure this user's Dyskrasia.

BRThis user is a fan of BAD RELIGION.

TOOLForty Six & 2 are just ahead of this user.

LAIBACHThis user likes to visit the first global state of the universe.

MAThis user is a fan of Morbid Angel.

MöHThis user is a fan of Motörhead.

MThis user is a fiend for life.

There is no hope, why don't you... pull the plug!

AiCThis user is the man in the box.

KreatorThis user is a fan of Kreator

This user is the law.

This user is an Ed Head.

AtGWith fear this user kissed the burning darkness.

SThis user is a fan of Slayer.

VU◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

ISIS	Under this mortal sun, this user cannot hide himself.

Swans

This user is ready to receive the New Mind.

QOTSAThis user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.

SVThis user is a fan of
Saint Vitus.

VoivodAll that this user knows, the unknown knows.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

2021This user hates Marco and his mailbox head. You got a problem with that, Fignuts?

TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

MST3K

This user is a MSTie.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user is a member of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user is obsessed with The Sopranos. Wanna fight aboud' it?

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

TA	Bak user derka derka derka!

HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur.

—This space is for rent.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user plays eight-ball.

All your base are belong to this user.

PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

Jagshemash! This user likes Borat.

This user knows Who's on First.

Food & Drink

This user is an omnivore.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats chili.

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user eats bagels.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats eggplant.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user eats pears.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats beets.

This user eats spinach.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user eats Garlic.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user eats cookies.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

This user drinks beer.

This user prefers Belgian beer.

This user eats spinach.

This user loves bacon!

This user eats sushi.

This user loves
Thai cuisine.