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This is not an encyclopedia article or the talk page for an encyclopedia article. If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you are viewing a mirror site. Be aware that the page may be outdated and that the user in whose space this page is located may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia. The original page is located at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:UBX/Userboxes/Humor.

This is a userpage directory of "humor" userboxes. It is intended to track migrations to and help organize userboxes in userspace. The corresponding project directory, Wikipedia:Userboxes/Humor, was deleted. [1]

You are welcome to edit this directory page, as long as you honor all applicable policies and guidelines. It is recommended this directory be updated in one of three basic ways:

If you move a userbox to userspace, and then bypass redirects with a tool such as AWB, this page will be updated as part of that process.
If you copy-and-paste a userbox to userspace, please update the links here to reflect the userspace location.
If you create a new userbox, feel free to add it to a directory.

For more information see Wikipedia:Userbox migration.

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

General

See Wikipedia:Userboxes/Wikipedia/Humour for Humor userbox templates.

Humor userbox templates

Wikitext

userbox

where used

{{User all hope}}

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

{{User dolphin}}

dlph

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

{{User Groucho}}

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

{{User GYNO}}

Get Your Nerd On!

{{User HasComp}}

This user can get online. Did you know that?

{{User KBN}}

"Klaatu barada nikto"

{{User pure}}

This user is 9944⁄100% pure.

{{User Who's On First}}

This user knows Who's on First.

{{User:UBX/Ducky}}

This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun.

{{User:UBX/Ducky2}}

This user may or may
not be Mr Ducky.

{{User:UBX/For rent}}

—

This space is for rent.

{{User:UBX/LSOH}}

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

{{User:UBX/LTCG}}

Git-R-Done!

This user is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy.

{{User:UBX/No dishes}}

This user does NOT like to wash the dishes because it takes too much time than the dishwasher.

{{User:UBX/Rotary Dial}}

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

{{User:UBX/S.O.A.P}}

S.O.A.P.

This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.

{{User:UBX/Sheep Herder}}

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

{{User:UBX/The Stig}}

This user is The Stig.

{{User:UBX/Towel}}

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

{{User:UBX/User addicted to pixie sticks}}

PS

This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User bangkey}}

jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a

This user likes banging on the keyboard.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Bright Future}}

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Cave}}

This user has been living in a cave somewhere.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User eviltimezone}}

This user thinks time zones are evil.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Fatmouse}}

This user is Fatmouse!
or they're a follower...

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User hostage}}

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User mutant}}

This user is a mutant.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Noexist}}

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Paladin}}

This user is a paladin.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Person}}

I

This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User pneumono}}

This user has Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User powerhouse1}}

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User powerhouse2}}

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User procrastinate}}

.....

This user is a professional procrastinator.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User procrastinatea}}

...

This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sellout}}

Your company's logo goes here.

This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Senioritis}}

+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sequiturs}}

non

This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User spoonerism}}

oops

This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User stories}}

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User used parts network}}

This user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-E}}

This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-G}}

G

This user's Wikistress level is GUARDED. Recent events on Wikipedia have startled this user.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-H}}

This user's Wikistress level is HIGH. Wikibreak is possible.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-L}}

This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WS-S}}

This user's Wikistress level is SEVERE. Wikibreak is imminent.

{{User:Andux/NUSP}}

No user serviceable parts inside.

{{User:Argyriou/Userboxen/procrastinate2}}

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

{{User:Bill Du/read or else}}

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

{{User:Blueduck77/User MrDucky}}

This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/13375p33k}}

1337-n

7h15 u53r c4n u53 13375p33k 3p1c411y

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Brick Bang}}

This user bangs their head on a Brick Wall!

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Elbow Lick}}

This user can lick their elbow.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Is Tall}}

SHORT

This user is probably shorter than you.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lopez I got this}}

I GOT THIS!

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lopez wapaah}}

This user is obsessed with George Lopez. WAPPAH!!!

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Txtspeak}}

lol

Omg, ths usr is usng txtspk! U got a prblm wit tat?

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/User is a LOLcat}}

This user is a Lolcat.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Walk Big Fish}}

This user moves swiftly and carries a big fish.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Weird Order}}

Can you?

55 out of 100 polpee can raed tihs.

{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/No Evil Boxes}}

Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.

{{User:EVula/Userboxes/SNL Happy Fun Ball}}

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

{{User:Ikiroid/User Jimbo v. Willy}}

This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee.

{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/Buzz}}

I buzz in your ears.

{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/Doesn't Know Userbox}}

WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt

kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)

{{User:Llama man/Userboxes/Mr T}}

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

{{User:Mr Minchin/Userboxes/User Love Farmers}}

Love Farmers, They Feed You.

{{User:Mr Minchin/Userboxes/User Parrallel Universe}}

This user feels like he's diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

{{User:Oldbeeg/userboxes/Infinity}}

∞

Cut what was becoming an infinite number of userboxes off here
to prevent your getting eye strain.

{{User:Oldbeeg/userboxes/Tomorrow}}

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow..."

That Scotsman got it right. Procrastination rules!

{{User:Orgone/Userboxes/Millionmonkeys}}

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

{{User:Sugar Bear/Userboxes/User varied sex}}

This user enjoys a varied sex life.

(Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?)

{{User:The Raven's Apprentice/Userboxes/User UBX edible}}

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

General (wide)

Wikitext

userbox

where used

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Bang keyboard}}

a wjegoiwhegiaw jegoiahwegiwejaoiuata2398tueaf'fa]dfa\wevfawefjdfaw

This User REALLY like baqsdfawefwfafwenging on his keyboard! apoiwehfiuovw;;

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Binary word}}

010101010100001001011000

One word... 010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

Self-referential

Wikitext

userbox

where used

{{User 47%}}

This user is a proud
official member of the
worthless 47 percent.

{{User age in hundreds|1966|7|1}}

100

This user is 100 years old.
(rounded to the nearest hundred years)

{{User curmudgeon}}

This user is a
curmudgeon

{{User eccentric}}

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

{{User eschews userboxes}}

This user eschews userboxes.

{{User ice age}}

This user remembers the
Holocene Epoch

{{User IP}}

IP

This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

{{User IPv6}}

IP

This user's IP is ::1.

{{User moderation}}

Give me moderation
or give me death!

{{User m-v}}

m

This user is a marimba virtuoso.

{{User nerd}}

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

{{User old}}

This user is old enough
to know better!

{{User White and Nerdy}}

This user is both
White & Nerdy

{{User:UBX/eschews userboxes}}

This user eschews userboxes.

{{User:UBX/is userbox}}

Userboxes Rock!

This user is a userbox!

{{User:UBX/pronoun:plural}}

These users prefer to be referred to in the plural.

{{User:UBX/self test}}

1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

{{User:UBX/Spam}}

SPAMARAMA!

This user is the creator of Spam!

{{User:UBX/Summed Up}}

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

{{User:UBX/uniform userbox}}

This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.

{{User:UBX/User created Pepsi}}

It is Pepsi!!!

This user is the creator of Pepsi!!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Humour}}

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Humour2}}

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User redneck}}

This user might be a redneck

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User sdrawkcab}}

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

←

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Wombat}}

This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User your mom}}

YM

This user is your mom.

{{User:Blueduck77/User Norn Iron}}

This user isn't from Brazil,
but Norn Iron.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Is Tall}}

SHORT

This user is probably shorter than you.

{{User:CaNNoNFoDDa/userboxes/Solipsist}}

SOL

This user is a Solipsist.
You should feel honoured that their subconscious chose to materialise you.

{{User:Editor510/Clashy}}

This user uses horribly clashy colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.

{{User:Editor510/Eyebleed}}

This user uses eye-bleedingly bright colours in their userboxes, just to annoy people.

{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Youshouldbe}}

UBX/Userboxes

This user is
UBX/Userboxes and thinks you should be, too.*

{{User:Thewellman/Userboxes/Diversity}}

This user may be
two standard deviations
from normal

{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User Cowbell +}}

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User Cowbell fever}}

Guess what?

This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Attitude

Code

Result

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User awesome}}

awesome

This user is totally awesome!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User cool}}

This user is cooler than you.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User ego}}

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User elite}}

1337

This user is elite.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Geek}}

This user is a geek.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User love you}}

This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Sarcasm}}

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

{{User:UBX/MiB}}

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User n00b}}

n00b

This user is a n00b.

{{User:UBX/supergrammaticam}}

Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.

{{User:Phunting/Userboxes/Chap}}

This user is a Chap.

Internet Memes

Code

Result

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Hovercraft eels}}

JAPANESE

This user knows 私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです (Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.)

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Charlie Bite}}

This user's finger was bitten by Charlie.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Don't tase me bro}}

This user doesn't want you to tase them.

{{User:Scepia/The Game loser}}

You just lost The Game.

{{User:Ajmint/Userboxes/badgers}}

This user likes badgers, mushrooms and snakes.

{{User:Balthazar/Userboxes/:3}}

>:3

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
GET IN THE CAR!

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Lost in Translation}}

...

As a user, some translators, Google, and believe that he has lost the value of translation, especially translation.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Failboat}}

FAILED

This user has sent in the Failboat

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/It will blend}}

BLEND

This user knows it will blend.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User all your base}}

All your base are belong to this user.

{{User:UBX/Chuck Norris}}

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User WWCND}}

WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User toothpaste}}

' .
-

This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)

{{User:Lisztrachmaninovfan/roundhousekick}}

I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Can Has Cheezburger}}

Yes, this user can has a Cheezburger.

{{User:Thomas.hori/Userboxes/Cat}}

This user may joke about loving cats, but doesn't intend this to be taken seriously.

Ninjas

Code

Result

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj}}

Ninja

This user is a NINJA!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj2}}

nj

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj3}}

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User nj4}}

Ninja

This user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it!

{{User:MichaelHenley/ubx/Ninja}}

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

Pirates

Code

Result

{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Pirates}}

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Pirate}}

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

Mathematics and Science

Code

Result

{{User:Scepia/antiderivative}}

\int e^{x}dx

| I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S |

My antiderivative

{{User:Andux/Sigma}}

Sigma notation makes this user's head explode.

{{User:UBX/Sum}}

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

{{User:Scepia/sum of pi2}}

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

{{User:Scepia/sum of pi}}

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

{{User:Z. Patterson/Userboxes/i contributions}}

i +

This user has made over i contributions to Wikipedia and, as a result, may be slightly insane.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User carbon}}

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User benzene}}

This user feels like a benzene ring. /_{_}\

{{User:UBX/wikiquotes altscience 1}}

Stating that something doesn't work because it violates a basic law of physics is perfectly reasonable. I can run faster than the speed of light, and I have a video tape and some crayon drawings to prove it. But no one takes me seriously, so I'm forced to conclude that I'm a persecuted visionary with ideas ahead of my time, right?

{{User:UBX/Element}}

	{{{3}}} {{{4}}} {{{5}}}	This user's favourite element is [[{{{7}}}]].

Mental maladies

Code

Result

{{Template:User CWES}}

This user may suffer from
Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome.
WikiProject Editor Retention can help

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Happy Home|Username}}

Hehe

Username has to go to the happy home because they're coming to take them away haha!

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Fear the long words}}

ONOEZ!

This user has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. *Quiver*

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/Moderately Psychotic}}

o.O

This user is only moderately psychotic.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User clownfear}}

This user fears the clowns.

{{User:UBX/ignorant}}

dumb

This user doesn't know how to use Userboxes.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User mad}}

This user is a mad scientist.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User SRMD}}

This user suffers from Science Related Memetic Disorder.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User No Napoleon}}

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User paranoia2}}

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Pyromaniac}}

This user is a pyromaniac.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User evil}}

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Fool}}

This user is a FOOL!

{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Eejit}}

This user is an awful eejit!

{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Beer Suicide}}

Sometimes I stare into my beer and think....."I can't go on".

Politics

Code

Result

{{Template:User 47%}}

This user is a proud
official member of the
worthless 47 percent.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Boris}}

Boris

I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Two Jags}}

Two Jags

Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User MRLP}}

MRLP

This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Space, aliens, and science fiction

Code

Result

{{User:Eduemoni/Userboxes/Allien}}

This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Bermuda Triangle}}

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User Martian ancestry}}

This user is of human and Martian ancestry.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User experiment}}

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

{{User:Aeon1006/Userboxes/User maybe ET}}

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

{{User:Call of cthulhu/squidhead}}

This user has a squid for a head.

Sports

Code

Result

{{Template:User superfan}}

My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

War, violence, and giant explosions

Code

Result

{{User:UBX/Asplode}}

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

{{User:1ne/Userboxes/User firearm}}

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

{{User:Borninlyoko/Userboxes/5 explosions a day}}

This user gets their 5 explosions a day. Boom, bang, bam, fwomp, and FIRE IN THE HOLE!

{{User:Dtm142/User gangster}}

This user is a gangster.

{{User:Tuzapicabit/Userboxes/Suicide}}

Sometimes I stare at the screen and think....."I can't go on".

See also

Wikipedia:Userboxes/Gallery
- Wikipedia:Userboxes/Wikipedia/humour

v t e User:UBX userbox directories
Languages – Life, status and situation	Babel* Grammar Non-ISO Languages Programming Education Health Life
Politics, opinions and beliefs	Beliefs Sexuality (Xaosflux)
Interests and tastes	Books Computing Film and television Food & eating Games Interests Mathematics Music Sports
Wikipedia-related – Other userboxes	Wikipedia WikiProjects* Userboxes Humor
* at Wikipedia:Userboxes See also: Userbox boilerplate MiraLuka's Nav GRBerry's Directory WP:GUS

v t e Userbox archives by topic in userspace
Languages – Life, status and situation	Babel Grammar 1 2 3 Non-ISO 1 2 Program 1 2 Education 1 2 3 Health 1 2 Life 1 2 Location 1 2 3 4 Personality 1 2 3
Politics, opinions and beliefs	Beliefs 1 2 3 4 Political parties 1 2 3 Politics Religion 1 2 3 4 5 6 Sexuality 1
Interests and tastes	Books 1 2 3 4 Comedy 1 2 3 5 Comics Computing 1 2 Film 1 Food 2 Games 1 2 3 4 5 Interests 1 2 3 4 5 Mathematics Media 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Music 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Sports
Wikipedia-related – Other userboxes	Wikipedia 1 2 3 4 5 6 WikiProjects 1 Userboxes 1 2 3 4 Barnstars 1 Humor 1 2 3 4
See also: Mixed-topic archives Wikipedia:Userboxes Wikipedia:Userbox migration Userbox boilerplate

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