User:Thenitingrewal

Thenitingrewal
Thenitingrewal
Born	Vikas Grewal; (later changed to Nitin Grewal); 29 November 1990; Chandeni, Bhiwani, Haryana
Nationality	Indian
Other names	Gandhi, Arbit, Professor
Education	Bachelor of Computer Science, 2012
Alma mater	Army Institute of Technology, University of Pune
Known for	Hindi debates, Poet, Painter, Physics teacher
Spouse	Bachelor
Parent(s)	Late Santosh Devi (Mother); Hav. Dhup Singh (Father)
Awards	Mr. Fresher of college, FE 2008; ; Best actor of the state, Science fair, Gurgaon, (Haryana) - 2007; ; Best painter of district (3 times), Faridabad (Haryana) - 2001, 2002, 2004; ; Best painter of district (2 times), Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2006, 2007; ; 5th, National Science Quiz, BRCM Bahal - 2008; ; 1st, Science Quiz, Zonal (South Haryana) - 2008; ; 1st, Environment Quiz, (Bhiwani distt.) doubles event - 2008; ; 5th, Inter-State level Quiz, (Chandigarh), represented Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2008; ; 3rd, Science Quiz, State level (team of 3) - 2008; ; 1st, Science modeling, 3 times, Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2005, 2006, 2007; ; 1st, painting, 4 times, City level, Palwal (Haryana) - 1998, 2000, 2001
Website	Samweg, the poem collection; Nitin Grewal; Kshobh, the indignation
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This user is a Sagittarius.

This user was born on 29 Nov 1990.

This user is a fan of the F-22 Raptor.

This user's favourite animal is the Orca.

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Army green

This user's favourite colour is army green.

It is approximately 02:31 where this user lives (Delhi).

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.

This user does not smoke.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is right-handed.

This user's blood group is
B Rh POSITIVE

This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

This user likes to sleep.

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter

This user knows too much.

Softwares

This user is protected by a Symantec product (Norton Antivirus 2014)!

This user views the night skies with Stellarium.

This user uses Google Calendar.

This user enjoys 3D modeling
using Google SketchUp.

User:Randolf Richardson/Photoshop CS6

This user uses Google Drive.

This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office.

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This user uses µTorrent.

This user supports free software.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This user is a Hacker.

This user really likes old computers.

This user's email is thenitingrewal@gmail.com.

This user uses Skype.
His username is thenitingrewal.

This user does not "Like" Facebook.

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This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

WD

This user owns a Western Digital hard drive.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.

intel
Core

This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core i3 microprocessor.

10MP

This user has a camera with a resolution higher than 10 megapixels.

Gaming

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user enjoys chess.

♥	This user is addicted to Hearts.

This user enjoys playing Old School video games.

Interests

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is interested in World War II.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user does complex math problems for fun.

SI

This user uses the metric system and loves it.

{\sqrt {2}}

This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.

0.{\bar {9}}=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user is interested in fractals.

This user is a statistician.

This user sings in the shower.

This user plays the violin.

This user is a teacher.

This user is a software engineer.

This user is a physicist.

This user is a statistician.

This user values reason
over faith.

Others

This user's favorite subject is physics.

This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics.

This user is a runner.

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user has ran a sub 10 second 100m.

This user is a sceptic.

This user knows more about pulsars than about what they did this morning.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user prefers
non-fiction.

This user is currently reading I.E. Irodov.

10,000

This user believes in the 10,000 hour rule.

This user loves documentaries.

This user likes to keep things organized.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user is in a great mood.

This user Never Gets Enough Sleep

LOL

This user is naturally funny and sometimes laughs at his/her own joke.

This user prefers to write with a fountain pen.

"The more I know, the more I know, how little I know." – Nitin Grewal

This article is written in humor style. For true facts, expand the Userboxes given aside.

Nitin 'Wicked Smaht' Grewal is the smartest physics teacher alive (after Richard Feynman). He somehow managed to pass computer engineering fromArmy Institute of Technology, Pune. Later he wasted 5.6 months of his life at Mu-Sigma Business Solutions, as a business analyst. Finally, he got content after he became HOD Physics at Paramount Coaching Center from 11 Jan 2013 to 12 April 2016. Currently, he enjoys in Audit Wing, MHA. His last recorded mass was 7.6 x 10^1 kg (+/- 2% uncertainty) and increasing.

Brief Bio

His royal highness, his smartness, his coolness, Nitin Grewal (Hindi: नितिन ग्रेवाल) was born on 29 November 1990, in a desert named Chandeni. He is the younger (and dumber) among the two siblings.

Education

He had his initial education in 3 different schools. Class 1 in DAV Kalanaur, class 2 to 8 in GPPS Palwal and class 9 to 12 in BPS Bhiwani. In overconfidence, he had PCMB in his higher secondary. He has unknowingly cleared entrance exams for AIPMT, NDA, VIT Vellore, CDSE and SSC-CGLE. Still, he took admission in AIT Pune for engineering in Computer Science. The only other human being superior to him, and who inherits genetic information from the same parents, is a resident doctor at RML Hospital, Delhi.

Employment

During his final year of college, he taught Biology in Vishrantwadi, Pune for less that 2 months when by the mid of December 2011, he started his own institute for PMT and AIEEE coaching under name 'Competition Island'. It was in partnership with two of his colleagues Raj Sharma (currently Examiner in Indian Govt.) and Vinit Sharma (currently captain in Indian Army). Later he joined the company which he was placed in, i.e. Mu Sigma Inc. as a business analyst. He ate his own brain there from 2 August 2012 to 18 Dec 2012.

Career at Paramount (Come to daddy !!)

He joined Paramount Coaching Center in Delhi on 11 Jan 2013 as faculty of Physics. Since then, He was the only expert in the institute for Physics, game-theory, Scofield's Origamy, Penn-and-Teller, Nuclear-weapons, mobile-phones, Maori language and aum shinrikyo. As per last update, he has taken 501 batches, with majority of them at Mukherjee Nagar branch and 133 batches at other centers (viz. Chandigarh, Rohtak, Badarpur, Munirka, Uttam Nagar, Noida, Dilshad Garden, Meerut and Rohini). He left Paramount just before he joined his 'days-of-joy' as a central government employee.

As Government employee (Oh yeah .. Yummy!)

He cleared CGLE in 2013 as well as in 2014. He got posting in New Delhi in 2013 and in Dehradoon in 2014 for the same amount of bucks. He loves Nayi-Sadak, so, he preferred to stay in the city of metro-train. He joined MHA (Audit Wing) on 12 April 2016. He never prepared for any competitive exams after primary school, but after meeting Yoda, he is planning to prepare for Inter-Galactic Services entrance test.

My Barnstars (no jokes this time)

Barnstars are given by other Wikipedia users as an honor for significant contributions and edits in Wikipedia articles. I proudly say to have received following barnstars :

	The Original Barnstar
	Hi, appreciating you for your useful edits in "Major rivers of India" Work2win (talk) 08:47, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

		E=mc² Barn Star
		Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this E=mc² Barn Star for his fabulous contributions towards the articles related to Science and Mathematics.

		Tireless Contributor Barn Star
		Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Tireless Contributor Barnstar for his tireless contributions to wikipedia.

		Anti Vandalism Barn Star
		Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Anti Vandalism Barnstar for his support in keeping Wikipedia clan and safe from vandalism.

		Barn Star of national merit
		Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Barnstar of national merit for helping in spread of knowledge in his country.

My quotes (some of my several originals)

The more I know, the more I know, how little I know.
I buy things to make life comfortable, not competition.
Install antivirus before Wi-Fi drivers.
If nothing is given, vacuum is given.

Contact

So, you want to contact me? Cool !! It is so easy

Refer my website www.nitingrewal.in for updated contact details

Email: thenitingrewal@gmail.com
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