User:Progeny of the Great Apocalypse

Cat Lover

This user is a
cat lover.

This user has been scratched several times by his pet cat.

This user's favourite animal is a
Red Fox.

Bk	This user understands that black isn't a colour, but would favour it if it were one.

This user dreams in color.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

jam-1

Dis yuuza ab biesik nalij a Jumiekan.

BDKS

This user is the stone that the builder refused...

ATHF

This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

FG!

I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is. All I know is I want her dead.

This user enjoys
propane & propane accessories.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

This user loves Kyle.

This user loves Stan.

This user loves to kill Kenny.

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pig

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IntS-N

Tihs tweedler uses Internet slang IRL.

BS-0

This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).

dm-2

This user is an intermediate speaker of death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, and growls.

src-n

This user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.

OLV

This user is an
ovo-lacto vegetarian.

C₂H₅OH-1

This user drinks relatively infrequently. he is probably the better for it.

This user likes doughnuts.

This user eats potatoes.

This user loves to chew gum!

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats crisps.

This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

This user likes waffles.

This user is against DRM.

This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.

Lipsum

This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

no G	This user only uses Google products as a last resort.

This user supports the de-criminalisation of illegal downloading.

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This user blogs on Tumblr as glitchgod.

This user contributes using an
iMac.

1680
x
1050

This user contributes at
1680 x 1050 resolution.

QW

This user contributes using a QWERTY keyboard.

This user uses an Intel Mac.

This user contributes using the free, open source operating system Ubuntu and enjoys its freedom and lack of viruses.

This user contributes while using Banshee.

This user listens to free music.

You Tube

This user contributes while listening to YouTube.

This user contributes while using Spotify.

This user burns CDs and DVDs with Brasero.

g-3

This Wikipedian is a skilled GIMP user. (we need you!)

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Ubuntu and doesn't need any antivirus software!

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user couldn't care less about football.

This user enjoys siesta.

This user is an American.

This user is a Taurus.

This user is against Conscription.

A7X

This user is not insane

Paranoid

This user wants you to "Occupy my Brain".

This user has become Numb.

METRO

This user is a fan of the artists signed to Metropolis Records

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user does not know any
music theory.

ICP

This user is down with the clown.

LB

This user keeps
rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.

NIИ

This user is closer to God.

KoЯn

This user is Rotting in Vain.

TOOL

Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of this user.

SV	This user is a Steve Vai fan.

This user is going off the rails on a crazy train.

This user is a fan of
Richard Ashcroft

The drugs didn't work...
they just made this user worse
The Verve

T

This user owns a copy of Monster Magnet's Tab.

This user loves the album Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex.

GC	This user loves the old school Good Charlotte.

band-4

This user loves The Verve.

band-4

This user loves Monster Magnet.

band-4

This user loves Winds of Plague.

This user likes most types of music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user celebrates shoegazing.

This user enjoys
metalcore and/or hardcore music.

This user is a fan of nu metal.

This user is doomed to love goth music.

This user is tired of reggaetón.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user loves breakcore!

This may explain their insanity.

ॐ

This user listens to Goa and psytrance.

This user loves DUBSTEP.

This user uses FLAC.

MA

This user has an account on Metal-Archives.

4/4

This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.

This user is a cyclist.

This user likes to sleep.

This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

This user enjoys photography.

This user is interested in creative editing of digital photographs

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user is interested in flags and emblems.

This user may be goy, but is interested in Jewish culture.

This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.

	This user enjoys his/her privacy.

This user knows that
no religion
has a monopoly on truth.

This user believes if voting changed anything, it would be made illegal.

NGE

This user found themselves in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This user knows the path.This user has walked the path.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user wants guns, lots of guns.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Save Ferris

This user is on his ninth sick day.

This user loved Across the Universe.

Hello, Progeny of the Great Apocalypse. I want to play a game.

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This user is a recluse.

GET UP WEBMD!

This user is proud to be a HUGE hypochondriac.

This user has social anxiety.

This user has an irrational fear of insects.

This user lives with photophobia.

This user is near sighted.

This user has astigmatism.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which he'd be as blind as a bat!

This user constantly experiences visual snow.

This user has brown eyes.

This user has blond hair.

This user is mortal.

This user supports medical cannabis

Rel-3

This user is at an advanced level in Religious and/or Spiritual understanding. They have a good fundamental understanding of the field, so watch out!

This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.

This user is interested in Kopimism.

This user accepts all Religious and Scientific claims as viable forms of explaining the Universe, but just thinks they are at different levels of Understanding