User:Professor Penguino

DISCLAIMER: I am not a professor, nor am I a penguin; that is just my user name.

This user maintains a very messy user page. Proceed with caution.

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I have made a list of stuff I have made, or intend to make. For convenience, I have a link to Category:Articles needing attention; Wikipedia:WikiProject Palestine/Tasks; Category:Wikipedia extended-confirmed-protected edit requests; and Category:Wikipedia articles in need of updating.

Professor Penguino
Status: Doing stuff

— Wikipedian —
Born	In a place
Current location	The sofa
Languages	English
Eyes	Sure
Blood type	Red
Alignment	Chaotic Good
Family and friends
Parents	Yes
Pets	What are those
Education and employment
Education	...is a human right!
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Religion	I follow the teachings of the WikiBible
Professor Penguino subpages
Pages I have significantly contributed to Random Test Stuff
Account statistics
Joined	13 October 2022
Edit count	Who knows?
Userboxes
This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user has been falsely accused of being an administrator by those pesky vandals. This user is a recent changes patroller. This editor participates in the Wikipedia Teahouse. This user is a host of the Teahouse. This user is a history buff. This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 1 month and 19 days. This user scored 126 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1222808717). inclThis user is an inclusionist. This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia. This user advocates WikiPeace. This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
WikiProjects
This user is a member of WikiProject Military history. This user is a member of the American Revolutionary War task force of WikiProject Military history. This user is a participant in WikiProject Visual arts. D&DThis user participates in WikiProject Dungeons & Dragons. This user participates in WikiProject Palestine.

"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it." —Johnathan Swift

"One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin.”

"Make WikiPeace, Not Edit Wars." —Professor Penguino

(Please note that this user has the ability to give other editors the blessing of the Immortal Frog King).

Signpost Drafts

User:Professor Penguino/SignpostDraft1

User:Professor Penguino/SPdraft2

My "Career" on Wikipedia

I started editing Wikipedia in October of 2022 when I spotted a typo in the First Opium War article. I started editing more, and it became a fun hobby.

I became an RC patroller.

I started my first draft in November 2022, which was a proud moment (making articles is a lot of work)!

On 17 December 2022, I made my 1,000th edit, which was on the Russian Agricultural Bank article. I cast my first ever vote in an RfA on 7 January 2023.

I became a Teahouse host in mid-January of 2023.

I joined the American Revolutionary War task force on 13 September 2023.

I became a rollbacker on 3 October 2023, which has helped me a lot fighting vandalism.

I have also made a useless list called "Professor Penguino's Laws", which I periodically add to with helpful tips or bits of experience that I have accumulated over my time here at Wikipedia.

One time I added a joke to the Village stocks, and it stayed there. Hooray, I guess? [1]

The Five Pillars of Wikipedia

1. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia
2. Wikipedia is written from a neutral point of view
3. Wikipedia is free content that anyone can use, edit, and distribute
4. Wikipedia's editors should treat each other with respect and civility
5. Wikipedia has guidelines, but no firm rules

Wikipedia is great because, while promoting productive discussion and debate, has flexible guidelines which protect both users and the encyclopedia itself. Go Wikipedia!

Gallery

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  Wikipedia is a constant work-in-progress. It's never completely done! So please don't break it.
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  The fabled broken Sixth Pillar of Wikipedia.
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  "The act of brushing the teeth is the topmost rung of a ladder of which the lowest rung is perdition." -Victor Hugo