User:Nollieheelflip

Introduction

Industry bigwig by day, jet-setting skateboard star by night, international skate-boy nollieheelflip has been exciting crowds for a long time now with his stiff, wooden board. He is not an innovator; all of his tricks have been done before by other people, so he has no problem hauling out a launch ramp to help him propel his load of man oeuvres all over a suburban strip mall. It’s all in fun, and one of the things that have given him staying power is the ability to never take anything too seriously.

Quotes

"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying."- Bruce Lee

"They say the hardest part of roller blading is telling your parents you're gay..." - Aziz Ansari from Human Giant

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar!"- Ralph - The Simpsons

"(When asked what he will do next) Whatever the fuck I want."- Bam Margera

君子欲訥於言而敏於行。 "The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." - 孔夫子 -Confucius

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you." - Master Yoda

"There's poo everywhere!"- Jamie Hyneman

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

"My nipples look like milk duds!" -Whimp Lo

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Enter The n game (n v1.4)

The n game

The n game

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Userboxes

Basic

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user comes from Australia.

en-auThis user is a native speaker of Australian English.

This user prefers the metric system.

2×2=4This user is a beginner mathematician.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

More Boxes

Lifestyle, Health & Religion This user drinks water. This user is drug-free and alcohol-free and tobacco-free. This user supports stem cell research. eh This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

Interests, games and Hobbies Nv1.4This user is addicted to the N (game). THPSThis user plays the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. THUGThis user plays the Tony Hawk's Underground series. This user is a skateboarder. This user is a cross country runner. This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! This user's other car is a TARDIS. This user is a Jedi.

Personal This user is male. This user is straight. This user is happy. This user loves to laugh, and laughs at every possible opportunity to do so.