User:My mother is a fish

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.	theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.	,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.	which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.	less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.	its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!	infin¦ itiveThis user chooses never to split infinitives.	əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.	BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.	Lisp(lambda (user)     (setf (lisp-p user) t))	CThis user can program in C.	This user can program in Ruby.
PET DOGThis user is happy to have a pet dog.	This user likes cats.	This user's favourite animal is the Grey wolf. ‍	This user is interested in computer engineering.
This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.		This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.	goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.
This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.	This user has no cell phone.
This user contributes using Iceweasel.	m IRCThis user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.	C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.	This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.
This user contributes using Ubuntu.	This user has a dual boot systemOS/2 Warp	PC This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.	This user uses DC++.
This user uses Soulseek.	+This user enjoys playing retro games.	PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.	This user writes games on their graphing calculator.
This user prefers the Wii.	This user still uses a Sega Genesis / Mega Drive.	An Adventurer is this User.	C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
This user thinks circus peanuts could quite possibly be the greatest food ever.	This user eats haggis.	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.	This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user is a bibliophile.	This user is a skeptic.	This user supports sustainable living.	6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
$0.{\bar {9}}$=1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.	This user is a BSc student at university.	This user's favorite subject is physics.
This user is nEurOtic.	This user has insomnia.	This user supports stem cell research.	This user is a male.
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.	This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.	This user is against the war on drugs.	This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.		This user remembers the Fifth of November.	This user is interested in science.
Mendel is this user's chromeboy.	This user understands biological evolution.	Like Winston Churchill, this user is in good health because they don't practice any sport.	This user is interested in Philosophy, particularly later modern Western philosophy.
This user is a pessimist.	randThis user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.	This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.	This user is an anti-consumerist.
This user is a libertarian socialist.	This user is interested in environmentalism.	PC This user is pro-choice.	This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.
This user enjoys comics.	xkcdSudo make this user a sandwich.	C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.	This user likes Krazy Kat werra, werra much.
^_~This user loves hentai.	This user adheres to Haruhiism.	This user is a member of NERV.	あ!Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.
This user plays logical fallacy tag with Ozy and Millie.	PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.	sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.	FAUX NEWS This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.
You just lost The Game.