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List of On Cinema episodes
[edit]Series overview
[edit]| Season | Episodes | Originally aired | ||
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| Podcast | 47 (& 14 specials) | September 20, 2011 | April 22, 2013 | |
| 1 | 10 | December 2, 2012 | January 10, 2013 | |
| 2 | 10 (& 3 specials) | February 7, 2013 | April 18, 2013 | |
| 3 | 10 (& 1 special) | July 3, 2013 | December 19, 2013 | |
| 4 | 10 (& 1 special) | January 8, 2014 | March 12, 2014 | |
| 5 | 10 | July 2, 2014 | September 3, 2014 | |
| 6 | 10 (& 1 special) | February 4, 2015 | April 8, 2015 | |
| 7 | 10 (& 1 special) | September 9, 2015 | November 11, 2015 | |
| 8 | 10 (& 1 special) | March 2, 2016 | November 11, 2016 | |
| 9 | 10 (& 1 special) | February 26, 2017 | May 15, 2017 | |
| The Trial | 6 | November 15, 2017 | November 28, 2017 | |
| 10 | 10 (& 2 specials) | January 16, 2018 | May 25, 2018 | |
| 11 | 10 (& 2 specials) | January 25, 2019 | November 27, 2019 | |
| 12 | 10 (& 5 specials) | December 19, 2019 | February 14, 2022 | |
| 13 | 10 (& 1 special) | March 22, 2022 | TBA | |
| 14 | 10 (& 1 special) | March 22, 2022 | TBA | |
Episodes
[edit]Podcast (2011–13)
[edit]On Cinema started as an independent podcast that ran from 2011 to 2012, with three additional episodes produced during the production of the video series in 2012 and 2013. The podcast was eventually removed from iTunes and other podcast services, although mirrors of the episodes still exist on SoundCloud and YouTube. There was no rating system for the podcast episodes, as that was developed for the video series.
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| Episode | Air Date[1] | Title | Summary[1] |
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| 1 | September 20, 2011 | Ghostbusters | Tim and Gregg discuss the 20th Anniversary of Ghostbusters starring Bill Murray Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Directed by Ivan Reitman. |
| 2 | October 11, 2011 | The Shining | Tim is joined by his guest @greggturkington to discuss The Shining. |
| 3 | October 18, 2011 | Run Lola Run (Live from Octoberfest) | Tim is LIVE FROM OCTOBERFEST to discuss German Cinema and the Film Run Lola Run with his guest Gregg Turkington. |
| 4 | October 25, 2011 | Carlito's Way | Tim is joined by guest Gregg Turktington[a] to discuss Carlito's Way starring Al Pacino and Sean Penn. |
| 5 | November 1, 2011 | The China Syndrome | Tim and Gregg discuss The China Syndrome not starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. |
| 6 | November 7, 2011 | Lethal Weapon Trilogy | Tim and Gregg discuss Lethal Weapon starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. |
| 6A | November 9, 2011 | New Movie Bonus Episode! J. Edgar | Tim and Gregg dicusss[a] A NEW MOVIE in theaters: J. Edgar about Hoover from FBI. |
| 7 | November 14, 2011 | The Graduate | Tim and Gregg discuss the film from the Sixties called The Graduate. |
| 8 | November 21, 2011 | Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan | Tim and Gregg discuss Star Trek II. |
| 9 | November 28, 2011 | Jewel of the Nile | Tim and Gregg discuss Jewel of the Nile. |
| Special | November 30, 2011 | On Cinema Commercial | Our First Commercial For On Cinema Podcast. Written and directed by Tim Heidecker. |
| 10 | December 5, 2011 | Escape from Alcatraz (Live from San Francisco) | Tim and Gregg discuss Escape from Alcatraz (live, from San Francisco). |
| 11 | December 12, 2011 | Holiday Movie Special | ‘Tis the Season! Tim and his special guest Gregg Turkington discuss their favorite Holiday Films. (Miracle on 34th Street and It's a Wonderful Life) |
| 12 | December 19, 2011 | Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy | Tim and Gregg discuss Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. |
| 13 | December 30, 2011 | Carlito's Way (re-release) | Tim and Gregg are gone for New Year's Eve, so enjoy this classic episode of On Cinema. |
| 14 | 3 January 2012 | Gone with the Wind | Tim and Gregg discuss Gone with the Wind |
| 15 | 10 January 2012 | Misery | Tim and Gregg discuss Misery. |
| 16 | 17 January 2012 | Driving Miss Daisy | Tim and Gregg discuss Driving Miss Daisy. |
| 17 | 23 January 2012 | 12 Angry Men | Tim and Gregg discuss 12 Angry Men. |
| 18 | 31 January 2012 | Easy Rider | Tim and Gregg discuss Easy Rider |
| 19 | 7 February 2012 | Bad News Bears | Tim and Gregg discuss Bad News Bears |
| 20 | 14 February 2012 | For Your Eyes Only | Tim and Gregg discuss For Your Eyes Only. |
| 21 | 21 February 2012 | Saving Private Ryan | Tim and Gregg discuss Saving Private Ryan. |
| 22 | 21 February 2012 | Kramer versus Kramer | Tim and Gregg discuss Kramer versus Kramer. |
| 23 | 5 March 2012 | Trinity and Beyond | Tim and Gregg discuss Trinity and Beyond. |
| 24 | 12 March 2012 | Atomic Cafe and Radio Bikini | Tim and Gregg discuss Atomic Cafe and Radio Bikini. |
| 25 | 19 March 2012 | Legal Eagles | Tim and Gregg discuss Legal Eagles. |
| 26 | 26 March 2012 | Scenes from a Mall | Tim and Gregg discuss Scenes from a Mall. |
| 27 | 2 April 2012 | Grease | Tim and Gregg discuss Grease. |
| 28 | 9 April 2012 | One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest | Tim and Gregg discuss One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. |
| 29 | 16 April 2012 | The Three Stooges | Tim and Gregg discuss The Three Stooges. |
| 29A | 18 April 2012 | Special Thanks | Thanks for your support and listenership! |
| 29B | 20 April 2012 | The Music of The Three Stooges | Tim and Gregg discuss the music of The Three Stooges. |
| 30 | 24 April 2012 | JFK | Tim and Gregg discuss JFK. |
| 41 | 27 April 2012 | An Officer and A Gentleman | Tim Heidecker discusses the film An Officer and A Gentleman with his special guest Gregg Turkington. |
| 32 | 4 May 2012 | The Addams Family | Tim Heidecker discusses the film The Addams Family with his special guest Gregg Turkington. |
| 33 | 11 May 2012 | Being There | Tim Heidecker discusses the film Being There with his special guest Gregg Turkington. |
| 34 | 18 May 2012 | Hunt for Red October | Tim Heidecker discusses the film Hunt for Red October with his special guest Gregg Turkington. |
| 35 | 24 May 2012 | Krippendorf's Tribe | Tim and Gregg discuss Krippendorf's Tribe starring Richard Dreyfuss and Jenna Elfman. |
| 36 | 4 June 2012 | 300 | Tim and Gregg discuss 300 with special guest Jordan Hoffman. |
| 37 | 8 June 2012 | American Graffiti (Live from Modesto, CA!) | TIm[a] and Gregg are LIVE in Modesto CA! Birthplace of George Lucas and setting for American Graffiti!!!! |
| Special | 11 June 2012 | On Cinema Follow-up: George Lucas | Tim welcomes a special surprise guest to this studio to settle the debate as to where American Graffiti was filmed. |
| 38 | 17 June 2012 | All That Jazz (Live from San Francisco) | Tim and Gregg are LIVE from Club Snazz in San Francisco, talking about Jazz and ALL That Jazz. |
| Special[b] | 18 June 2012 | Stump the Buff Film Trivia Contest w/Gregg Turkington | N/A |
| 39 | 21 June 2012 | Ice Age | Tim and Gregg discuss the snimated[a] classic "Ice Age". |
| 40 | 2 July 2012 | Fan Favorites | Tim takes calls from listeners and discusses their favorite films. Special guest, Gregg Turkington. (Blade Runner, King of New York, Boogie Nights, Harry and the Hendersons, Match Point, Small Soldiers, Chariots of Fire, and The Long Goodbye) |
| 41 | 6 July 2012 | The Smurfs | Tim and Gregg record a podcast on a plane! Discussing Smurfs. |
| 42 | 16 July 2012 | Best of the Early Shows | Tim signs off for the summer and plays some of his favorite shows from the "early period." |
| 43 | 31 August 2012 | Dirty Harry | The On Cinema Family is BACK!! NEW THEME! New Energy! Tim welcomes back frequent host Gregg Turkington to discuss the classic film "Dirty Harry" |
| 44 | 10 September 2012 | Love at First Bite | Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the film parody "Love at First Bite'" starring George Hamilton and Sherman Hemsley. |
| 45 | 17 September 2012 | James Bond (guest host Gregg Turkington) | Tim cedes his On Cinema host chair to Gregg Turkington to discuss the films of James Bond. |
| 46 | 24 September 2012 | Pink Panther | Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the Pink Panther movie. |
| 47 | 1 October 2012 | Runaway Train | Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the film "Runaway Train". |
| 48 | 8 October 2012 | Pretty Woman | Tim welcomes special guest Gregg Turkington to discuss "Pretty Woman" with Richard Gere. |
| 49 | 15 October 2012 | Atlas Shrugged | Tim discusses the film "Atlas Shrugged" with special guest Gregg Turkington. |
| Special | 22 October 2012 | SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT | TIm[a] has a special announcement. |
| 50 | 29 October 2012 | Dead Heat (Extra Special Halloween Edition!) | A special Halloween episode of On Cinema with special guest, horror film expert Gregg Turkington. (Dead Heat) |
| Special | 2 November 2012 | ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA ANNOUNCEMENT | On Cinema at the Cinema premieres on thingx.com - be the first to watch the new reviews! This podcast is going on hiatus during the run of On Cinema At the Cinema! |
| 51 | 24 December 2012 | 2nd Annual Holiday Special | Tim and Gregg are back jsut in time for Christmas! Hear their picks for some great Holiday film reccomendations[a] |
| 52[c] | 15 April 2013 | Back Again | Tim and Gregg talk about a movie called "Back Again"=."[d] |
| 53 | 22 April 2013 | Courage Under Fire (guest host Gregg Turkington) | Fill in host Gregg Turkington discusses the film Courage Under Fire |
Season 1 (2012–13)
[edit]The video series, now known as On Cinema at the Cinema, first premiered on Thing X, a parody news site created by Adult Swim. Episodes were later posted on YouTube, with some episodes from season 1 posted out of order.
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| 1 | 1 | "The Man with the Iron Fists and Flight" | November 2, 2012 | |||
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Tim Heidecker introduces the show and his first guest, film buff Gregg Turkington. They review two movies and Gregg introduces the "Popcorn Classics" segment, showcasing recommendations from his personal VHS collection. His first recommended film is Multiplicity.
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| 2 | 2 | "Skyfall and Lincoln" | November 8, 2012[a] | |||
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Gregg praises Skyfall in his review of the movie, while Tim says he's not that big of a fan of the James Bond series. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents Murphy's Romance, which Gregg admits isn't that great of a movie.
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| 3 | 3 | "Twilight: Part Two and Anna Karenina" | November 16, 2012[a] | |||
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Tim introduces a new segment called "On Cinema On Location", where Gregg travels to locations seen in movies. The first segment has Gregg visiting the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles, as featured in Hot Shots!
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| 4 | 4 | "Red Dawn and Life of Pi" | November 21, 2012[a] | |||
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For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents Twilight Zone: The Movie, noting that it was very different to The Twilight Saga.
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| 5 | 5 | "The Frozen Ground and Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" | November 29, 2012[a] | |||
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Tim is visibly shaken during the episode and then breaks down and starts crying during their review of Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning, not giving a score. Gregg prepares to present a "Popcorn Classics" segment but Tim then cuts it, leading Gregg to end the episode.
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| 6 | 6 | "Playing for Keeps and Hyde Park on Hudson" | December 6, 2012[a] | |||
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For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg visits the hotel seen in Moment by Moment.
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| 7 | 7 | "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and Les Misérables" | December 13, 2012[a] | |||
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Tim and Gregg heavily praise The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, with both expecting it to sweep the Oscars. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents 18 Again!
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| 8 | 8 | "Zero Dark Thirty and Monsters, Inc. 3D" | December 21, 2012[a] | |||
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Tim and Gregg argue about whether Monsters, Inc. is best seen at the theater or at home. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg visits the apartment where Bela Lugosi passed away.
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| 9 | 9 | "Jack Reacher and Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away" | December 27, 2012[a] | |||
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For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg starts to present Dick Tracy, only to be interrupted by Tim as he presents his own recommendation, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, bringing up an argument from the podcast about which Star Trek movie had them go to San Francisco. Gregg stubbornly insists that Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is the one, while Tim proves his case with the VHS box clearly stating that Star Trek IV is the one. Gregg rejects the evidence and accuses Tim of having a bootleg VHS tape.
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| 10 | 10 | "Parental Guidance and Django Unchained" | January 10, 2013[a] | |||
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After reviewing the two movies, Tim and Gregg select their favorite and least favorite films of the past year. Gregg's favorite movie of the year is The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, while Tim's favorite is Jack Reacher, having loved it even more after re-watching it. Tim's least favorite film of the year is Skyfall, which upsets Gregg enough for him to state Jack Reacher was his least favorite film, upsetting Tim back. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg visits a house seen in Blast from the Past.
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Season 2 (2013)
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| 11 | 1 | "Side Effects and Identity Thief" | February 7, 2013 | |||
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While reviewing Side Effects, Tim reveals that he was diagnosed with having several blood clots in his brain. He says they don't necessarily have to be operated on, though Gregg immediately says he should and suggests getting a better doctor. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg recommends A Simple Twist of Fate.
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| 12 | 2 | "A Good Day to Die Hard and Escape from Planet Earth" | February 14, 2013 | |||
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Because Tim considers both of the movies in this episodes "popcorn" movies, he fixes popcorn for him and Gregg to eat while reviewing. Gregg suggests that Escape from Planet Earth should have filmed Brendan Fraser's character, Scorch Supernova, rather than animate him, which upsets Tim enough to smack the popcorn out of Gregg's hand. He tells Gregg he's not letting him say "that kind of crap" on the show, and proceeds to smack the other cup of popcorn when Gregg reaches for it. After a pause, Tim gets up and leaves, abruptly ending the episode.
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| 13 | 3 | "Snitch and Dark Skies" | February 21, 2013 | |||
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Tim mentions that he couldn't finish watching Snitch due to an unknown emergency. A new interview segment premieres, titled "Popcorn Classics: Behind the Curtain", with Gregg interviewing actor Joe Estevez. Before playing the segment, Tim proceeds to list every single film Joe Estevez has been a part of.
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| 14 | 4 | "21 and Over and Jack the Giant Slayer" | February 28, 2013 | |||
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| 15 | 5 | "Oz the Great and Powerful and Dead Man Down" | March 7, 2013 | |||
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| 16 | 6 | "Carrie and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" | March 14, 2013 | |||
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| 17 | 7 | "The Croods" | March 21, 2013 | |||
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| 18 | 8 | "G.I. Joe: Retaliation and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor" | March 28, 2013 | |||
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| 19 | 9 | "The Company You Keep and Jurassic Park 3D" | April 4, 2013 | |||
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| 20 | 10 | "Oblivion and Scary Movie 5" | April 11, 2013 | |||
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Specials
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| "The First Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Pre-Show" | February 24, 2013 | |
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Tim and Gregg host a live special during the 85th Academy Awards, through a low quality Google+ stream. Gregg predicts that The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will win Best Picture, despite not being nominated, through a supposed write-in option on the ballot. Tim gets very drunk on champagne and winds up vomiting on some of Gregg's VHS tapes, which causes Gregg to walk off the set. Tim is able to convince him to come back by promising he'll be the co-host of next year's Oscars special, rather than a guest. John Aprea and Candy Clark appear as guests. | ||
| "A Tribute to Steven Spielberg in 3D" | April 5, 2013 | |
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Continuing from episode 9 of this season, Tim and Gregg salute Steven Spielberg in 3D, giving a brief history of his life and the films he has created. | ||
| "The Future of Cinema" | April 18, 2013 | |
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Tim and Gregg discuss the future of cinema. Gregg predicts that there were be more dramas with action scenes in them, along with more James Bond movies, including crossovers. Tim predicts that there will be more superhero movies, gross-out comedies, and remakes, while the James Bond franchise will end. Both agree that there will be more Hobbit movies in the future than the planned trilogy. | ||
Season 3 (2013)
[edit]Thing X is merged with Adult Swim's website between seasons, and On Cinema at the Cinema moves with it.
Season 4 (2014)
[edit]Specials
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| "The Second Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | March 3, 2014 | |
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Tim and Gregg host another live special during the 86th Academy Awards. Mark Proksch is introduced, hired for his W. C. Fields impersonation. Tim kicks off the show with a song of his own, "Oscar Fever", and repeatedly discusses the Russia-Ukraine conflict throughout the special. Joe Estevez and Sally Kellerman appear on set as guests, while John Aprea appears with Joe in a prerecorded segment showing what would happen if Tim won an Oscar. Tim shows a sneak peek to his upcoming film, Decker, that features him and Joe. Tim again gets extremely drunk, throwing things around on set and berating Mark. Gregg, dressed as Bilbo Baggins, teases a surprise throughout the special, which proves to be a bunch of VHS tapes arranged like dominoes that, when toppled, spell "OSCER". | ||
Season 5 (2014)
[edit]This season aired concurrently with Decker: Classified.
Season 6 (2015)
[edit]This season aired concurrently with Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii.
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| ... | 8 | "Get Hard and Home" | March 25, 2015 | |||
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Tim and Gregg try to review Get Hard and Home, but due to Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii's busy production schedule, Tim admits to not seeing both movies, and Gregg admits to not seeing Get Hard. Tim demands that Gregg watches Get Hard after the episode is done. Tim and Gregg proceed to score both movies anyway. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg hastily pulls out Man Trouble, which he admitted he only bought the week before and had yet to see. Tim gets angered and smacks the tape out of his hand, demanding Gregg watches the movies he presents.
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| ... | 9 | "Furious 7 and Woman in Gold" | April 1, 2015 | |||
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With production on Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii nearly wrapped, Tim and Gregg are more relaxed and apologize for the quality of the recent episodes. As Tim requested the week before, Gregg watched Get Hard and confirmed his 5 bag score to be right. Tim praises Furious 7, giving it a record 7 bags of popcorn. Tim dedicates the episode to Paul Walker and says Hollywood should commemorate him by changing his name to Paul Driver.
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| ... | 10 | "Ex Machina and The Moon and the Sun" | April 8, 2015 | |||
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After the finale of Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii involved Tim burning many of Gregg's VHS tapes, Gregg is absent from this episode. Tim instead has Ayaka on as a guest. They do a "Popcorn Classics" segment of their own, recommending The Hangover Part II, which they rented on iTunes. Tim proposes to Ayaka at the end of the episode, she says yes.
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Specials
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| "The Third Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | February 23, 2015 | |
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Tim and Gregg host another Oscars special. Mark returns to do impressions of The Three Stooges, one at a time. Tim tries to avoid getting drunk by drinking "organic" champagne, not realizing it's still alcoholic. Tim performs a song for Ayaka and puts his phone number on the screen, wanting Ayaka to call but instead getting prank callers. Peyton Reed appears as a guest to promote his new film Ant-Man and announces that Gregg has been cast as a minor character in the movie, which upsets Tim. In the finale segment, Gregg introduces James Dean, the former actor who was believed to be dead since 1955. After reading on a message board about how Dean faked his own death and wrote a memoir called "I'm Alive: How I Faked My Own Death", he brings Dean on set as his return to the public. Tim does not believe this is the real James Dean, leading to him verbally and physically threatening Dean before trashing the set. | ||
Season 7 (2015–16)
[edit]Also known as "Lucky Season 7", this season aired concurrently with Gregg Turkington's Decker vs. Dracula.
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | |||
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| tba | 1 | "Ant Man and Fantastic Four" | September 9, 2015 | |||
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Tim negotiates a deal for Gregg to return to On Cinema, letting Gregg write, direct, and produce the third season of Decker, consisting of 20 episodes and a 2 hour finale. Gregg reveals that he bought a storage locker full of VHS tapes from a video store in Victorville, California, moving to the town and launching the Victorville Film Archives. Tim heavily pans Ant-Man (which Gregg plays a minor character in) and gives it an "unprecedented" 1 bag rating, while praising Fantastic Four (which he plays a minor character in) and giving it 6 bags. Gregg recuses himself from reviewing Ant-Man, while accusing Tim of paying Fantastic Four director Josh Trank $15,000 to appear in the movie, making Tim abruptly stops the episode.
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| tba | 2 | "Black Mass and Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials" | September 16, 2015 | |||
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Gregg gives an update on the next season of Decker, saying all 20 episodes have been written. Tim announces that he is forming a band, Dekkar, unveiling the logo and stating that he will record a three-track EP that weekend. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg does a "Lucky Dip", where whatever tape Tim blindly grabs from the bag will be that week's pick. Tim picks Our Song, but recommends that Gregg discontinues the "Lucky Dip" part immediately.
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| tba | 3 | "The Intern and Hotel Transylvania 2" | September 23, 2015 | |||
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Tim presents a finished single from his Dekkar EP, "Empty Bottle", to an unamused Gregg. He thanks Axiom, a guitar player he met at Guitar Center, for helping him produce the EP. Gregg reveals to Tim on the show that "Dr. Luther", the doctor that Ayaka works for, is actually Dr. San, having learned it after going on a picnic with Ayaka and him over the weekend. Tim becomes furious and abruptly ends the episode, set to go confront Dr. San immediately. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| tba | 4 | "The Martian and Sicario" "The Doctor San Forgiveness Special" | September 30, 2015 | |||
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On a different set than usual, Tim welcomes Gregg, Joe Estevez, and Dr. Luther Sanchez to forgive the latter. Tim and Dr. San both take a stance against vaccination, and Tim announces that Dr. San will be living with him and Ayaka for a few weeks to oversee the sick Tom Cruise Jr.'s health. Tim bumps Gregg's planned "Popcorn Classics" segment to the start of the next episode, frustrating Gregg. Dr. San ends the episode with a song for peace, while Gregg walks off the set. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| tba | 5 | "Pan and Steve Jobs" | October 7, 2015 | |||
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As promised by Tim, Gregg does a "Popcorn Classics" segment at the start of the episode, recommending Blue Streak. While reviewing Steve Jobs, Tim compares Steve Jobs' liver issues to that of his son's issues. Gregg gives an update on Decker, stating that most of the first four episodes have been taped, although Tim's scenes have not. Gregg teases the season's full title with an abbreviated one: D3 DVD.
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| tba | 6 | "Goosebumps and Bridge of Spies" | October 14, 2015 | |||
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Airing three episodes into Decker's third season, fully revealed to be Gregg Turkington's Decker vs. Dracula, Tim announces that he is cancelling the program, angrily telling Gregg that he has "pissed" on the Decker franchise, calling it a mockery and heavily critiquing Decker collaborating with the terrorist character Abdul. Despite the cancellation, Gregg plans to finish the project, possibly renaming Decker to Becker.
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| tba | 7 | "Jem and the Holograms and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension" | October 21, 2015 | |||
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Gregg complains the entire episode about Tim cancelling Decker vs. Dracula, Tim discussing things other than movies, and Dr. San. Another round of "Stump the Buff" is played, with the answers having to do with the number 7. Gregg once again gets every question incorrect, including one asking what the lowest-rated film in the show's history was. Gregg walks off set after Tim reveals it's Ant-Man.
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| tba | 8 | "Autobahn and Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" | October 28, 2015 | |||
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The intro music is replaced with "Empty Bottle", and Axiom takes Gregg's place. Ayaka tells Tim not to travel to Axiom's studio due to Tom Cruise Jr.'s current health, so Axiom comes down with a mobile studio. Tim signs with Axiom's record label, Axiom Records. The week's movies are discussed, though neither actually saw them.
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| tba | 9 | "Spectre and The Peanuts Movie" | November 5, 2015 | |||
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Gregg hosts the episode solo at the Victorville Film Archives, filling in for Tim due to a family emergency. It is revealed that Gregg now lives here. Gregg reviews both movies and also gives a prediction of what Tim would rate them. Gregg presents a VFA edition of "Popcorn Classics", recommending both Swing Shift and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
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| tba | 10 | "Rings and By the Sea" | November 12, 2015 | |||
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Back on the set of the "Forgiveness Special", Tim announces that Tom Cruise Heidecker Jr. has died. Gregg and Axiom express sympathy for Tim, while Dr. San wonders what else he could have done for him. Gregg states that if Tom Cruise Jr. was sent to the hospital earlier, he likely would have lived. Dr. San says no one should be pointing fingers, while Tim blames Ayaka vaccinating him for his death. They still briefly review the movies, although only Gregg has seen them. Tim, Dr. San, and Axiom end the season by playing a song dedicated to Tom Cruise Jr., sounding quite similar to "Empty Bottle".
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Specials
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| "The Fourth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | February 29, 2016 | |
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The fourth Oscar special features Dekkar performances throughout the show, much to Gregg's chagrin. Tim also introduces a new member of Dekkar, Manuel. Mark Proksch returns, doing impressions of the Marx Brothers with an injured nose, caused by Tim before the show. Gregg dresses as Dale, his character from Ant-Man. Joe Estevez officiates the "Oscar Olympics", consisting of three games. Dee Thompson, known for sneaking into the 69th Academy Awards ceremony, is interviewed. Tim introduces an animated rendering of Tom Cruise Jr. as a young adult to Ayaka, which then proceeds to come out with Tim against vaccination. Dr. San performs a DNA test on James Dean, proving that he is in fact, James Dean, angering Tim enough to kick Dr. San out and smash Gregg's framed Ant-Man poster. | ||
Season 8 (2016–17)
[edit]This season starts the week of Decker: Unclassified's season finale. The show is renamed "Tim Heidecker's On Cinema at the Cinema" for the season. Adult Swim pulled funding for the planned Fifth Annual Oscar Special in 2017, leading to a low budget "Our Cinema" special made as an alternative.
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| tba | 1 | "Star Trek Beyond and Hillary's America" | July 27, 2016 | |||
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The show moves to Victorville, California, where Tim and Gregg have launched the Victorville Film Center, a movie theater showcasing films from Gregg's VHS collection, funded by the Tom Cruise Jr. Memorial Fund. While reviewing Hillary's America, Tim goes on a tirade about Hillary Clinton, asking she be executed. At the end, Tim announces that he and Ayaka are expecting another child.
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| tba | 2 | "Café Society and Jason Bourne" | August 3, 2016 | |||
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Tim and Gregg debate about the differences between Dracula in Decker: Classified and Dracula in Decker vs. Dracula. Tim brings out Dr. San and introduces his nutritional vape system. Tim and Dr. San claim the vape's benefits stimulates him and means that he no longer needs to eat meals.
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| tba | 3 | "Suicide Squad and Nine Lives" | August 10, 2016 | |||
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Tim appears in a worse state, restless, sweating profusely, and zoning out. He announces that he asked that Ayaka have another abortion, with Ayaka going back to Japan to consult with her family. Gregg says all of the "On Cinema On Location" segments this season will be located in Victorville, showcasing an abandoned movie theater previously seen in Broken Horses. At the end, Tim says he can't go back home, hands Gregg his vape, and starts crying.
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| tba | 4 | "Sausage Party and Pete's Dragon" | August 17, 2016 | |||
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Tim apologizes for his state last week and swears off the vape system, saying the vape put speed, cocaine, and many other legal and illegal drugs in his system. Tim says that Ayaka has left him permanently, and that he now lives with Gregg at the Victorville Film Archives permanently. Tim bonds with Gregg, thankful that he gave him a place to live. Gregg's "On Cinema On Location" segment showcases a green pole in Victorville that was featured in Breakdown.
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| tba | 5 | "Ben-Hur and Kubo and the Two Strings" | August 24, 2016 | |||
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Axiom appears as a guest, visiting Victorville with his sister Juliana and staying by Tim as he experienced a couple of relapses with his vape over the previous week. Tim begins to struggle reading the description to Kubo and the Two Strings and rushes off set to use the restroom, his mic still audible. Gregg shows a special "On Cinema On Location" segment that takes a behind the scenes look at the Victorville Film Center, showing the VHS projector and the concession stand, where Mark works as a cashier.
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| tba | 6 | "Hands of Stone and Mechanic: Resurrection" | August 31, 2016 | |||
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Tim starts using the vape again after Dr. San reconfigured the dosage. Axiom leaves, but Juliana stays and starts dating Tim. Gregg states that the storage facility's landlord has complained about Tim's behavior at night and has threatened to kick Tim, Gregg, and the archive out. "On Cinema On Location" features the Kemper Campbell Ranch in Victorville, where the script to Citizen Kane was written. Gregg is absent after the segment ends, with Tim reacting poorly to a vape hit, pulling down his pants as the screen cuts to black.
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| tba | 7 | "Solace and The Light Between Oceans" | September 7, 2016 | |||
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Gregg starts the show by glumly announcing that a fire started by Tim has burned down the Victorville Film Archive and the rest of the storage facility. Most of Gregg's cassettes were destroyed, save for a few that were retained at the film center. Tim was hospitalized, his face reportedly very mangled after the fire. Mark takes Tim's place on set. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg shows the rock formation mountain seen in It Came from Outer Space. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg shows two tapes: Holiday Heart and The Wood.
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| tba | 8 | "Sully and When the Bough Breaks" | September 14, 2016 | |||
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Tim returns, his face and right hand covered in bandages and all visible skin dark red. He states that a faulty vape was responsible for the fire. An intervention is staged, with Gregg, Joe, Axiom, Mark, Ayaka, Ayaka's father, and John Aprea appearing. Tim deflects all criticism and then angrily kicks everyone out except for Axiom, expressing interest in adding electronic elements to his band. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| tba | 9 | "Snowden and Bridget Jones's Baby" | September 21, 2016 | |||
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Tim appears dressed in all black, his skin still red but bandage free. Tim starts interrogating Gregg about the quality of the Victorville Film Center, including the poor quality of the projector, popcorn, and film library. Tim heavily criticizes Snowden, giving it 0 bags, and suggests that Edward Snowden be killed. Tim reads letters from Kenny Chesney and Rascal Flatts wishing Tim well, although Gregg doubts their authenticity.
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| tba | 10 | "The Magnificent Seven and Storks" | September 28, 2016 | |||
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Tim wears the same outfit as before, saying his clothes have fused into his skin after four weeks. Gregg is very contentious with Tim throughout the reviews, asking him what's up with Ayaka and her baby and mentioning all the legal papers Tim has been getting from the other storage unit renters who lost everything. Tim plays "MT BTL 2.0", a remixed version of "Empty Bottle" from Tim's new electronic music band DKR, to an unamused Gregg. For "On Cinema On Location", the Kemper Campbell Ranch is featured again. As the episode ends, Tim tells Gregg that Juliana is having a baby.
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Specials
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| "Official Endorsement" | July 28, 2016 | |
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Tim does a "60 Second Soapbox" segment and endorses Donald Trump for President. | ||
| "Our Cinema Oscar Special LIVE" | February 27, 2017 | |
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Gregg and Mark host an extremely low budget Oscars special, with poor audio quality and camera angles. Tim calls Gregg during the special and threatens to jump off a bridge, which Gregg encourages, upsetting Mark. | ||
Season 9 (2017)
[edit]Episodes began airing on Adult Swim's online live stream first, being posted to YouTube a week later. Decker: Unsealed and Decker: Mindwipe would premiere after the season's conclusion.
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| tba | 1 | "Kong: Skull Island and The Wall" | March 6, 2017 | |||
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A cold open has Gregg apologizing for not seeing Sully, believing it was a documentary movie. Tim unveils the new setting for the show, Six Bag Cinemas, a theater of his own that combines cinema with fine dining from chef John Lenard, with Mark as the waiter. Gregg complains about the theater's small screen, food (especially the truffle oil popcorn), seats, and the interruptions from Mark. Tim says he needs a skin transplant after his skin started to die due to him not putting on skin ointment.
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| tba | 2 | "T2 Trainspotting and The Belko Experiment" | March 13, 2017 | |||
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Tim says he is planning on getting a skin donor for his decaying skin, selecting from an unknown list of finalists. Gregg states that the Victorville Film Center is temporarily closed and tells Tim that he needs to help with some issues, such as black mold and licensing fees. Tim pays tribute to his chef, John Lenard, and discuss the cinema's food. Gregg complains to them about the truffle oil, accusing John of microwaving the food.
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| tba | 3 | "CHiPs and Power Rangers" | March 20, 2017 | |||
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Tim's skin continues to rot, and says the semi-finalists for the skin donation are Mark, John Aprea, Joe Estevez, Manuel, and Axiom. Mark later states that he didn't ask to participate. Gregg announces that the Victorville Film Center has been burned down, once again destroying Gregg's entire VHS collection. Gregg accuses Tim of burning it down, noticing a zebra-print scarf in the rubble. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents A Vow to Kill, the only tape Gregg has left. Tim suspiciously has more interest in the segment than usual.
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| tba | 4 | "Boss Baby and The Zookeeper's Wife" | March 27, 2017 | |||
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Gregg says he is rebuilding his collection, including getting over 1,000 tapes for $100 from an estate sale. Tim fires John Lenard, due to an unclean kitchen and issues with spicy food. Mark serves food clumsily, tripping over Gregg at one point and serving Tim cold food. Tim has selected two finalists for his skin donor: Axiom and Manuel. Manuel is declared the winner.
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| tba | 5 | "Smurfs: The Lost Village and The Case for Christ" | April 3, 2017 | |||
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The skin transplant has happened, with Tim wearing a self-lubricating mask at the start of the episode. They were able to get enough skin from Manuel's buttocks for Tim's face and left hand, although his right hand is still too damaged. Tim announces that production on Decker season 5 will start soon. The Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, Tim's music festival with DKR as the headliner, is also announced. Gregg introduces a new segment, "Road to Hollywood", and then leaves. Tim reveals his new face to his wife Juliana, Manuel, and Mark.
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| tba | 6 | "Fast and Furious 8 and The Lost City of Z" | April 10, 2017 | |||
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Tim announces that he is going to give away his vape system, now named the TCH Vape System after his deceased son, to 100 people at the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival. Dr. San comes out after the reviews to discuss the vape, which contains bufotenin. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents How to Deal, while Tim has a strong reaction to his vape.
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| tba | 7 | "Unforgettable, Animal Crackers & Born in China" | April 17, 2017 | |||
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Tim and Dr. San are arrested at the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival after 18 civilians are killed and 158 are hospitalized from the TCH Vape System. Gregg and Mark host the episode, heavily criticizing "former host" Tim and Dr. San the entire episode. Mark reveals he was doing most of the responsibilities at the theater, including getting frozen food and microwaving them, while not being paid. Gregg then talks about Tim's mismanagement of the Victorville Film Center, including taking the profits for himself. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg shows the Paramount Pictures film lot, where Vanilla Sky and The Presidio were recorded. After talking about how Tim had cancelled "Golden Age Comedies", Gregg and Mark decide to revive it to present Nobody's Baby. Despite complaining about the movie reviews being constantly interrupted, no movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| tba | 8 | "The Circle and How to Be a Latin Lover" | April 24, 2017 | |||
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Gregg and Mark continue to host and mock Tim, while Joe Estevez appears as a guest, giving gifts. Tim calls Joe during the episode, and says he has been talking to his lawyer about pinning the blame on Dr. San, also announcing that he will be going out on bail the next day. Tim says he will catch up on the episodes he's missed when he's out. While Joe is happy, Gregg and Mark become incredibly shaken as the episode goes on, with Mark leaving as soon as it ends.
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| tba | 9 | "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and The Lovers" | May 1, 2017 | |||
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Tim returns and discusses his plans to pin the blame on Dr. San, as well as what he witnessed when people started dying while DKR was on stage. 2 more victims have died, the killed civilians now being referred to as the Electric Sun 20. Tim mentions his relationship with Juliana has ended in divorce. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg shows the Paramount Pictures film lot once again, where First Monday in October was taped. Tim reads the names of the Electric Sun 20 and dedicates the episode to them. Tim also asks Gregg to tell Mark that Tim owes him $600, and promises that he won't seek vengeance.
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| tba | 10 | "King Arthur and Snatched" | May 8, 2017 | |||
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Tim states that Dr. San took the "coward's route" and hung himself in his cell. The district attorney office is now focusing on Tim. A tribute montage to Dr. San is played. At the end of the episode, Tim gets up close to Gregg and states that he will never forget what Gregg and Mark said about him in the two episodes where he was gone, no matter what happens to him. An ad for Six Bag Cinemas concludes the episode.
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The Trial
[edit]A special miniseries event, presented as a full court case. Adult Swim's YouTube only uploaded highlight reels of each day, with the full length case being available on Adult Swim's website, HEI Network, and unofficial YouTube uploads.
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| 1 | "Day 1" | November 15, 2017 | |
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Judge Edward Szymczyk presides over the case of The People of the State of California vs. Timothy Richard Heidecker, with San Bernardino County district attorney Vincent Rosetti and assistant district attorney Miriam Waymon representing the prosecution, and Mark Dwyer representing the defense. Both the prosecution and defense give their opening statements. The prosecution calls Emily Siroky, a festival attendee, to the stand to testify about the disorganized state of the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, including a small amount of portable toilets, poor parking, and a lack of food trucks; Emily also identifies Tim and Dr. San as the two handing out vape pens. Lisa Betenzos, a paramedic, is then called to testify about the emergency response, noting a delay in caring for the injured caused by two trucks blocking the fire exit. Jared Jolson, another attendee, is called to testify about the lack of promised VIP benefits and what taking the vape did to his body, and notes that when people started dying during DKR's performance, the band continued playing. However, under cross examination, Jared admits that he had been drinking and smoking marijuana at the festival. Tim repeatedly interrupts the testimonies, claiming a fly is in the courtroom, and loudly scolds his own lawyer, with Szymczyk threatening to charge him with contempt twice. Gregg, Manuel, and Axiom are in the gallery. | |||
| 2 | "Day 2" | November 16, 2017 | |
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Mark Dwyer is dismissed as Tim begins representing himself. Szymczyk allows Tim to give a new opening statement for the defense, asking the jury that they disregard all statements from Mark Dwyer, hinting at a possible collusion with China regarding the ingredients of the vape, and says that he is unjustly being tried. Tim quickly proves himself to be an incompetent lawyer, being repeatedly admonished by Judge Szymczyk and objected to by the prosecution. The prosecution calls Detective William Ellis, who interrogated Dr. San the night of the event. The interrogation video is played, where Dr. San calls Tim the "idea man" of the two, helping him with making the vape and finding some of its ingredients in Chinatown. The prosecution presents a check from the Tom Cruise Memorial Arts Fund paid to a Chinese chemical supplier. While cross-examining, Tim suggests there was fraud from the Chinese supplier and withheld evidence from the prosecution. The prosecution calls Dr. Gerard Kearny, chief medical examiner, to the stand to discuss his toxicology report that links the deaths to the vape pens. Dr. Kearny says that Shawn Levin, one of the victims, died of a heroin overdose rather than from the vape, this leads Tim to ask if he is credible. The prosecution then calls Gregg to the stand, discussing Dr. San's appearances on On Cinema and his influence in Tim's life. While cross-examining, Tim accuses Gregg of inadvertently killing his son by having black mold in his apartment when Tim's family lived with him. The judge admonishes Tim for his animosity and Gregg for repeatedly going off-topic. | |||
| 3 | "Day 3" | November 17, 2017 | |
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The prosecution calls Amanda Davis, the mother of victim Valerie Davis, to the stand. Despite being 17 years old, Valerie was offered a vape pen. Amanda blames Tim for her death, while Tim offers condolences and calls for a moment of silence, which he instantly breaks. The prosecution then calls Mark to the stand, to discuss his experiences working with Tim. When asked by Rosetti if he was physically abused, Tim immediately objects and says "Watch it, Mark," getting told to remain quiet by Judge Szymczyk. Mark says yes, and Rosetti then shows a video montage of Tim's abuse. Mark tries to leave, but is told by Judge Szymczyk that Tim has the right to cross-examine. In his cross-examination, Tim claims that he has the "Constitutional right" to assault Mark and is escorted out of the courtroom by the deputy, forcing the court into recess. Szymczyk issues a contempt citation for Tim. The prosecution calls Axiom to the stand, who states that Tim is "essentially family" to him and had donated his right hand to Tim. Rosetti plays a song made by Axiom prior to meeting Tim that strongly sounds like "Empty Bottle", which Axiom claims is a total coincidence to an unfazed Rosetti. The prosecution then calls Ayaka to the stand, who then accounts her life while married to Tim. She calls Tim a confused and angry man with a violent temper, and says that she didn't know why Tim continued associating with Dr. San, especially after Tom Cruise Jr.'s death. Ayaka now lives in Japan, has remarried, and has a daughter. In cross-examination, Tim asks about her new husband, daughter, and if Ayaka still loves him. She says no. Tim angrily throws his binder onto the table and escorts himself out of the courtroom. | |||
| 4 | "Day 4" | November 20, 2017 | |
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A second contempt citation is issued for Tim. The prosecution rests their case, meaning the defense can begin calling witnesses to the stand. Tim calls Jack O'Ryan, who was scheduled to perform at the festival, to the stand to talk about the festival. Obviously expecting Jack to paint the festival in a positive light, he instead talks about the lack of food and water and the lack of payment. In cross-examination, Miriam asks if Tim had paid him to testify, Jack bluntly says yes. Tim calls Jack a "rat" and insults him and his music. Tim then calls Jesse Popp, a festival attendee, to the stand. Jesse praises the festival and its music, and says that he had not noticed any illnesses or deaths. In cross-examination, Jesse initially claims that he has never worked for Tim, although after Rosetti shows that he had appeared in an episode of Decker: Unsealed, he admits he has. Rosetti also gets Jesse to admit that he was paid by Tim to testify. Joe Estevez is then called in, who claims that Tim would never hurt a fly and that Dr. San is the sole person responsible. In cross-examination, Miriam questions Joe about Tim's health issues and work with Dr. San, with Joe mentioning the intervention from season 8. Tim shows the jury a paper saying "The China Connection", stating he will clarify in the his closing statement. Tim calls Gregg to the stand, accuses him of not being a movie expert, calls him a "loser", and brings up the Star Trek debate. | |||
| 5 | "Day 5" | November 21, 2017 | |
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Tim calls Nicholas Meyer, director of Star Trek II and writer of Star Trek IV, to the stand. Tim gets Nicholas to confirm that Star Trek IV is the one set in San Francisco, in an attempt to get Gregg's testimony struck from the record. Gregg interrupts multiple times in the gallery and is removed from the court, while the prosecution questions the relevance of this and gets Nicholas to confirm that Tim had paid $10,000. Tim calls Manuel to the stand. Manuel claims he had saw Dr. San the night he committed suicide, and that Dr. San wrote a letter claiming he was solely responsible. Tim attempts to submit the letter as evidence, but the prosecution objects. Manuel admits in cross-examination that Tim gave him the letter that morning; the letter is dismissed and Manuel's testimony is struck from the record. Judge Szymczyk tells Tim that he will be receiving more contempt citations. Tim rests his case. Both the prosecution and the defense give their closing statements, with Tim using a whiteboard to draw a chart connecting everything to "The China Connection". Tim suggests starting the "Delgado Fund", named after victim Kim Delgado, providing funding for kids to produce music. The jury is excused to the jury room. | |||
| 6 | "Day 6 - The Verdict" | November 28, 2017 | |
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Gregg, Axiom, Manuel, and others arrive in the gallery as they await for the session to begin. The jury reads the verdict. Tim is declared not guilty for the death of Shawn Levin, but the jury was not able to reach an unanimous decision for the remaining 19 victims. Judge Szymczyk states that the court is "disappointed" that a verdict was not able to reached, but has no choice but to declare a mistrial. The prosecution holds a press conference, stating that they are "disappointed with today's outcomes," but "proud to fight on behalf of the victims," while also clarifying that the hung jury was due to 1 of the 12 jury members voting "not guilty". Tim also holds a press conference, stating that he was happy and "not surprised" that he won, calls his former lawyer Mark Dwyer a "dud" and Rosetti a "rat", and gives a "shout-out" to the Electric Sun 20. | |||
Specials
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| "The Fifth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | March 5, 2018 | |
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The special celebrates the 40th anniversary of Jaws 2, with the set themed after the Jaws franchise, Gregg dressed as the movie's poster, and Mark doing impressions of Quint and Hooper from the first film. The special is funded by The Delgado Fund. A mock trial is held against George Lucas, accusing Star Wars: The Last Jedi of plagiarizing the Agent Kington character from Decker. A group of Rat Pack impersonators perform music in honor of the film's 20th anniversary, but Tim quickly tires of them and kicks them out. Gregg does the "Super Oscars", which is a tournament bracket of multiple Best Picture winners; The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King wins. Mark is locked tight into a standard diving dress for his Hooper impression, and has to be hospitalized for asphyxiation. They initially believe Mark had died, although he is later revealed to be alive. | ||
Season 10 (2018)
[edit]Also known as "Season X".
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| tba | 1 | "Pacific Rim Uprising and Sherlock Gnomes" | March 22, 2018 | |||
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The show is rebooted, with a new logo, set, and its first sponsor: Rio-Genesis, which promises to give people a "germ-free" body. An update is given on Mark, who was hospitalized in the fifth Oscar special; he is breathing but cannot talk. Gregg laments that Sherlock Gnomes was not directed by Tim Burton, despite featuring Johnny Depp.
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| tba | 2 | "Ready Player One and Tyler Perry's Acrimony" | March 28, 2018 | |||
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Tim gives an update on The Delgado Fund, saying that it no longer exists as the Delgado family has filed a civil suit against Tim, seizing some of Tim's intellectual properties, though Tim is attempting to retain On Cinema. Gregg says that the VFA now has a collection of promotional movie hats and starts wearing them on the show, something Tim detests. Gregg sent a letter to Tim Burton asking about why he didn't direct Sherlock Gnomes, and receives a letter back where Burton deflects the question. Gregg shows a video VFA update, saying that he has found a new location for the archive.
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| tba | 3 | "Chappaquiddick and You Were Never Really Here" | April 6, 2018 | |||
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Tim introduces Max Eucompco, a technology expert from Best Buy, who will be supplying equipment for the show to start recording in 360-degree video the following week. Gregg presents an open letter to Tim Burton, demanding he reply directly to Gregg's question. For "On Cinema Markives", a new segment where Gregg takes a look at Mark's personal archives, footage of Mark auditioning as the Ghost of Christmas Past is shown.
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| tba | 4 | "Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero and Overboard" | April 12, 2018 | |||
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The show is now presented in 360-degree video, with one camera placed center-stage and two cameras placed very close to Tim and Gregg. Max is now the show's only cameraman, watching the two from a distance. The Delgado family has seized the assets of Decker, Dekkar, and DKR. Gregg continues to question Rio-Jenesis' legitimacy, noting Tim is a little sick. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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| tba | 5 | "Rampage and Super Troopers 2" | April 19, 2018 | |||
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Tim has a cold, coughing and sneezing directly into his camera multiple times, at one point dropping it. Tim tries to cut ties with Rio-Jenesis as the profits from their advertising now goes directly to the Delgados, though he still uses the product and the product still sponsors the episode. Gregg reads another open letter to Tim Burton, noting that Burton had ignored his previous open letter and asking him to come onto the show. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents The Life of David Gale.
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| tba | 6 | "Traffik" | April 26, 2018 | |||
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The show is now known as Tim Heidecker's Movie Review Show, as Tim has lost the On Cinema intellectual property to the Delgados. Rio-Jenesis is also dropped as the show's sponsor. This is also the show's last 360-degree episode, as Tim plans to return the VR equipment back to Best Buy. Tim says to the Delgados that he is done, noting that he has nothing left and is financially ruined. For "Popcorn Classics", Tim picks out Training Day from Gregg's bin of tapes on set. Gregg presents another Victorville Film Archive update, noting new additions to the collection; panning the camera away from Gregg reveals that the archive is now located in Mark's hospital room, with Mark in a coma.
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| tba | 7 | "Avengers: Infinity War" | May 3, 2018 | |||
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The show is now presented by The Delgado Fund, with the On Cinema branding and regular camera crew returning. Joe Estevez also appears as a guest. After taping the previous week's episode, Tim drove out to the 6th Street bridge in Los Angeles and stood on the bridge. Tim called Mark Dwyer, his former lawyer who had been working with the Delgados, and asked him to negotiate a deal with the Delgados within the hour or he'll jump. The Delgados decided to give Tim one more chance, giving him 30 days to do what he does. The show starts focusing on exclusively movies again. For "On Cinema On Location", Gregg presents the Sprouts supermarket seen in Father of the Bride.
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| tba | 8 | "Life of the Party and Breaking In" | May 10, 2018 | |||
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The Delgado Fund is renamed Delgado Media Holdings. Gregg is promoted to co-host after Mark Dwyer and Bruce Delgado give Gregg creative control over the show. Tim is uncomfortable with the situation but agrees to stay on as co-host. For "Popcorn Classics", Tim presents Mystery Men and Gregg presents An Eye for an Eye. Tim tells Gregg that he's worried that presenting multiple "Popcorn Classics" isn't working.
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| tba | 9 | "Deadpool 2 and Show Dogs" | May 17, 2018 | |||
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Tim remains co-host, but no longer has his own chair and seems to have had his role reduced to being an announcer. Gregg reviews the movies solo. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents four films: Next of Kin, 36 Hours to Die, The Punisher, and 100 Kilos. Tim is visibly upset the entire episode, but remains silent during Gregg's segments. Another "On Cinema Markives" segment is shown, with Mark auditioning for a role.
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| tba | 10 | "Solo: A Star Wars Story" | May 25, 2018 | |||
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Victorville Film Archives Pictures is added as a production company. Tim's role is officially reduced to just announcer, leaving Gregg as the only host. Gregg declines to review Solo: A Star Wars Story, as he has boycotted the film due to George Lucas copying the character of Agent Kington from Decker for The Last Jedi, stating he will continue to boycott Star Wars films until receiving proper credit and a cameo. Gregg plans to present a lot of "Popcorn Classics", showcasing Double Exposure, Blackheart, and Blade, before Tim interrupts the segment. He tells Gregg that he can't lay down like a dog anymore and angrily smacks a tub of popcorn, making Gregg run off. Tim says he is done with the Delgados, telling them their son is in Hell, and angrily disparages Mark Dwyer and Gregg. Tim announces that he will run for district attorney in San Bernadino County against Vincent Rosetti. Tim destroys the set in rage. A political ad for Tim's campaign is then shown, featuring Joe Estevez.
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| "The New On Cinema Oscar Special" | February 24, 2019 | |
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The sixth Oscar special is produced by Delgado Media Holdings, with new host Rafael Torres replacing Tim, although Gregg is otherwise in charge of the show. Gregg is dressed in a judge's outfit, intending to play the role of a judge in a Kramer vs. Kramer 2 performance later in the night, with Justin Henry reprising his role as Billy Kramer. A still comatose Mark is being used by Gregg as a "living Oscar". Tim eventually invades the broadcasting studio, pepper sprays Rafael, and takes back control of the special. He also promotes conspiracy theories from QAnon, including an "Operation Zero Hour" theory that says all the celebrities at the Academy Awards that year would be arrested or killed by the government at 7:10 p.m. PST. Tim accidentally knocks over Mark, resuscitating him. Tim also manages to erase Gregg's video tape collection with the help of a magnetic vest he wore for magnetic therapy purpose, which Gregg only finds out about after attempting to show a clip from Kramer vs. Kramer before doing the sequel. Axiom and Manuel join Tim at the end of the episode, doing an acoustic performance of "Empty Bottle" and "Bohemian Rhapsody", while Gregg goes through all of his erased tapes. The cops arrive at the very end, with Tim quickly escaping. | ||
Season 11 (2019)
[edit]Mister America is released in theaters during the season. The seventh Oscar special is the last piece of On Cinema content to be produced by Adult Swim, although a previously unreleased animated Decker pilot later airs on the network in July 2020. New content begins airing exclusively on HEI Network, an independent subscription streaming service started by Tim, starting with the eighth Oscar special.
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| tba | 1 | "Abominable and Judy" | September 25, 2019 | |||
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Tim buys Delgado Media Holdings, renaming it to On Cinema Productions, and the show returns to its original set. Tim credits MoneyZap, a suspicious online banking site, for giving him the money needed. Gregg teases a new "Classic Movie Time" segment that is bumped throughout the season. Tim promotes Mister America, and says that director Josh Lorton will be a guest on the show later this season. Tim says the movie is about his campaign, while Gregg says it is about his archive. Gregg also announces the Mobile VFA, an on-the-go version of his archives.
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| tba | 2 | "Joker and The Current War" | October 2, 2019 | |||
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Tim starts the show with an advertisement for MoneyZap that he made on his own. Mark makes his first appearance since being resuscitated, doing an impression of Johnny Carson. Tim talks about Mark's medical situation, saying he has talked to John Stotten, a lawyer, about Medicaid fraud due to people (not mentioning but implying Gregg) taking advantage of Mark. Gregg tries to reassure Mark that he had 24/7 care.
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| tba | 3 | "Gemini Man and The Addams Family" | October 9, 2019 | |||
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Gregg starts the episode defending himself from the accusations regarding Mark's care in the previous episode. Josh Lorton, the director of Mister America, was scheduled to appear but did not, with Joe Estevez appearing instead. Tim starts a board of directors for On Cinema Properties, naming Joe Estevez the Chief Financial Officer, also adding Axiom, Manuel, and LaRue to the board. Tim and Gregg accuse Gemini Man of copying the "Double Decker" episode of Decker: Unsealed; a comparison is shown at the end of the episode. A new "Joe On Location" segment debuts, with Gregg and Joe at Black's BBQ in Austin, Texas, as seen in Doonby. Tim once again promotes Mister America, saying it will be a great look at his campaign.
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| tba | 4 | "Mister America and Maleficent: Mistress of Evil" | October 16, 2019 | |||
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Both Tim and Gregg heavily pan Mister America. Tim pans the movie for being a "hitjob", giving the film 0 bags of popcorn. He also threatens director Josh Lorton, calls him a "rat", and releases his phone number to the public. Gregg pans the movie for not being all about the Victorville Film Archives like he believed it would be, giving it only 3 bags. LaRue comes out as Tim introduces a new segment, "On Cinema On Defense", and presents a Glock 19 as the recommended firearm for the week. Tim tells LaRue to start looking up information about Lorton.
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| tba | 5 | "Black and Blue and The Last Full Measure" | October 23, 2019 | |||
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When reacquiring On Cinema, Tim was contractually required to devote an episode to the VFA, which Tim does here. Gregg announces that the VFA will start a line of VFA Classics, video cassettes of public domain movies with commentary from Gregg dubbed over them. Mark is hired as VP of Sales & Acquisitions at the VFA, which makes Tim question why Mark stopped communicating with him and John Stotten. Gregg speaks for Mark and tells Tim that Mark is "very, very happy" with his new job at the VFA. When Gregg previews the VFA Classics commentary to Affairs of Cappy Ricks, Tim violently stops it, making Gregg and Mark flee. For "On Cinema On Defense", Tim presents a .357 Magnum. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| tba | 6 | "Terminator: Dark Fate and Motherless Brooklyn" | October 30, 2019 | |||
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Tim announces changes at On Cinema Productions, now renamed HEI Inc. Joe Estevez has been removed as the CFO, with Toni Newman taking his place. The company has been restructured and will begin investing into energy such as clean coal. A commercial for the VFA Classics is shown, with Gregg feeding Mark his lines. The Mobile VFA is shown to be a regular car stuffed full of VHS cassettes.
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| tba | 7 | "Midway and Arctic Dogs" | November 6, 2019 | |||
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Gregg presents a new addition to the VFA Classics line: all four A Star is Born movies. Gregg believes that due to the original being public domain, all versions, including the 2018 film, are as well. Gregg offers Tim a Jack Reacher hat, which Tim tosses. Tim gets Axiom and Manuel out and announces that LaRue is joining the band, now renamed DEK4R. Tim unveils the music video to "MT BTL 3.0", a new remix of "Empty Bottle" featuring rap lyrics from LaRue about the deep state. Axiom and Manuel appear uncertain about the new direction of the band, while Gregg dislikes the song.
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| tba | 8 | "Charlie's Angels and The Report" | November 13, 2019 | |||
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Toni Newman appears instead of Gregg, and talks with Tim about the poor financial situation HEI Inc. is in. The debt from Delgado Media Holdings, along with a lawsuit from Rafael Torres, the host of the sixth Oscar special, was transferred over to Tim when he bought the company. Tim was unaware of this, having not read through the entire contract. Toni also reveals that MoneyZap has a 300% interest rate, with the 0% interest rate that Tim believed was permanent lasting only for 30 days. Toni suggests selling stocks or finding a loophole with MoneyZap in order to find a way out of financial ruin. Another promo for the VFA Classics is shown, with Gregg showing off the collection to two note-taking bystanders.
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| tba | 9 | "Frozen II and 21 Bridges" "The On Cinema Debt Forgiveness Special" | November 20, 2019 | |||
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An emergency board meeting is held, with Tim, Toni, Axiom, Manuel, and Joe in a boardroom. Tim and Toni admonish Joe for his poor job as CFO. Tim pleads with MoneyZap to forgive his debt. LaRue has found Rafael Torres and Josh Lorton's home addresses and phone numbers, with Tim threatening to release Torres' and releasing Lorton's. Due to being a "financial drain", Tim, Toni, and Joe vote to disband Dekkar. Gregg calls in and says that Mark has been arrested, with the police confiscating Gregg's VFA Classics tapes and the display being dismantled. Tim also plans to launch Xposed, an investigation series featuring LaRue, and ends the meeting in prayer.
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| tba | 10 | "Knives Out and Queen & Slim" | November 27, 2019 | |||
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The previous Saturday, Tim and Toni married. The next day, Tim accidentally shot himself and grazed his neck, he brings the still-loaded gun out to demonstrate what he did wrong. Gregg finds out that Mark was arrested for selling bootleg copies of copyrighted movies, namely all of the A Star Is Born movies except the first. Gregg still believes that all four films are in the public domain, and vehemently defends his case. Mark was also beat up while in prison, putting him into another coma. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
Specials
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| "The Seventh Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | February 9, 2020 | |
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Tim has his marriage to Toni annulled, in order to stage a more elaborate second wedding with her live on the set of the special. They are married again, with Tim taking on Toni's name, Newman, not realizing that it is not her maiden name but was instead taken from a previous husband. Gregg arrives at the wedding dressed as the Joker, driving his car housing the Mobile VFA onto the set to celebrate the 39th anniversary of the film Arthur. Tim tries to bond with Toni's son, Matt Newman, but Matt doesn't talk much. Tim also talks to pastor Susan Lewis, here to officiate his wedding, in a flirtatious manner. The animated rendering of Tom Cruise Jr. makes another appearance at the wedding, congratulating Tim and criticizing his own mom Ayaka for being "selfish". Gregg leaves his car running throughout the special, causing the entire production crew and wedding party to eventually fall unconscious due to carbon monoxide poisoning. Axiom comes in and opens the studio's garage doors, saving most of the people inside, although two people ultimately died. | ||
| "The Eighth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | April 25, 2021 | |
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Tim and Toni host the eighth Oscar special in a studio similar to that of a conservative talk show program. After dissatisfaction with Axiom's movie knowledge and a recommendation from Joe Estevez, Tim reluctantly calls Gregg and asks him to come onto the show. Gregg accepts the invite and drives to the studio, keeping his special running as well (see below). Gregg bets $100,000 with Tim that Mank will win Best Picture, with Tim stating that it's likely he'll buy the VFA if Gregg loses. Tim reveals footage of a fan finding Mark, who then says he wants nothing to do with either Tim or Gregg again. Tim and LaRue also investigate the poisoning event from the last special, trying to prove that Gregg is responsible for the two deaths. Mank loses to Nomadland, something that Gregg intensely denies, and LaRue announces that Gregg is guilty. Gregg storms off set and gets back in his car, with LaRue following and blocking his way. Gregg eventually loses patience and runs him over, injuring LaRue. Tim introduces Wendy Kerby, a singer who frequents Tim and Toni's church, to perform "Back in the HEI Life Again". | ||
| "The Ninth Annual Our Cinema Oscar Special" | April 25, 2021 | |
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Gregg, dressed like Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part III, hosts his own special on YouTube, streamed from his phone inside the Mobile VFA and airing concurrently with Tim's special. After Tim invites Gregg to his special, Gregg keeps his stream running the whole time, although Tim tells him repeatedly to turn it off. After Gregg runs over LaRue and runs off, the stream continues to run for a few more minutes as Gregg starts to look visibly upset at his actions. | ||
| "VFA Acquisition Announcement" | April 30, 2021 | |
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LaRue has been injured after the hit and run situation in the eighth Oscar special, but expects to fully recover. Gregg agrees to co-operate with Tim and let HEI Inc. acquire the Victorville Film Archives in favor of no charges being pressed. Gregg will continue to run the VFA and Tim promises to let him run it independently. The legal contract is signed on video. | ||
| "Gregg Turkington's Classic Movie Time - Episode 1" | June 2, 2021 | |
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A combination of "Popcorn Classics" and "On Cinema On Location", Gregg shows the party house seen in Can't Hardly Wait, bringing a video tape of the movie with him. | ||
| "Gregg Turkington's Classic Movie Time - Episode 2" | June 9, 2021 | |
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Gregg shows the National Security building as seen in National Security. | ||
| "Gregg Turkington's Classic Movie Time - Episode 3" | June 23, 2021 | |
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Gregg shows the home seen in Girls Just Want To Have Fun and notes how the back cover says the movie is 95 minutes while the tape inaccurately says it is 94 minutes. An article posted after the release of the episode revealed that Tim cancelled any future Classic Movie Time episodes. | ||
Season 12 (2021)
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| ... | 1 | "Mass and No Time to Die" | October 6, 2021 | ||||
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Season 12 starts with a new intro and studio, styled more like a general talk show set. Gregg, dressed up in a tuxedo, teases his review to No Time to Die and a Bond themed "Popcorn Classics" segment, while Tim talks about his newly launched HEI Points cryptocurrency. Tim advertises RJ's Shake, a protein shake from the producers of Rio-Jenesis, that promises to block the COVID-19 vaccines among other benefits. Toni comes out and Tim celebrates her birthday, drinking champagne and eating cake, with Tim mentioning that they'll have a big party at Axiom and Manuel's "Rock House" that night. Gregg walks off the set before being able to review No Time to Die.
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| ... | 2 | "Halloween Kills and The Last Duel" | October 13, 2021 | ||||
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Manuel is present, as Tim reveals that during the birthday party the previous week, Toni, while extremely drunk, had an affair with Axiom. Toni was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. Axiom has gone "into hiding", with Tim demanding Manuel find him. Gregg, still dressed up in the tuxedo from the week before, boycotts rating movies until Tim lets him review No Time to Die.
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| ... | 3 | "Dune and The French Dispatch" | October 20, 2021 | ||||
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Toni has been put into a rehab, with Joe Estevez being promoted to Emergency Vice President of HEI Inc. while Toni is out. Gregg continues to boycott rating movies, making Tim start guessing Gregg's ratings. Tim tells Manuel that Axiom has been kicked out of Dekkar, with Wendy Kerby replacing him. The band is also renamed to D4. Tim tells Manuel that Wendy is strictly "off limits". Gregg announces that he won a Pop Secret sweepstakes.
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| ... | 4 | "Last Night in Soho and Antlers" | October 27, 2021 | ||||
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Gregg says that the Pop Secret sweepstakes may give him $20,000, which would be enough for him to make a movie based off one of his "most iconic characters", offering Joe Estevez a role. Tim announces the Heilot Season, a series of pilots for the HEI Network including the already released "Rock House" and an upcoming series with Gregg. He also announces that with his HEI Points, he has purchased land that will be the future home of the "HEI Ranch", which will include broadcast studios, living spaces, a university, a resort, a performing arts center named after Wendy Kerby, and more.
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| ... | 5 | "The Harder They Fall and Eternals" | November 3, 2021 | ||||
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Tim talks about a recent near-death experience where he reunited with Dr. San in the afterlife, who has convinced Tim to use a feeding tube to add more RJ's Shake into his system. Tim plays a viewer video of a Spider-Man impersonator near the American Cinematheque, who is revealed to be Mark. Tim offers Mark 250,000 HEI Points and a pilot to return, although Gregg tries to convince Tim they do not need Mark anymore.
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| ... | 6 | "Red Notice and Ghostbusters: Afterlife" | November 10, 2021 | ||||
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Tim talks about bonding with his stepson, Matt Newman, telling him about his past with Ayaka and Dr. San. Tim finally allows Gregg to review No Time to Die, but as an article on the HEI Network news website. Gregg ultimately convinces Tim to let him review it during the episode by skipping the review for Red Notice. Gregg talks about going to the premiere of Ghostbusters: Afterlife, saying that his Pop Secret sweepstakes win also gave him two tickets. Tim welcomes back Mark and offers him a pilot, promising that nothing bad will happen to him. Gregg distances himself from Mark, standing behind a bookshelf on the set. Mark accepts Tim's offer.
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| ... | 7 | "Top Gun: Maverick and King Richard" | November 17, 2021 | ||||
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Tim starts the episode demanding that the rehab lets him talk to Toni. His health problems worsen, as he now wears a colostomy bag and drinks triple the amount of RJ's Shake. LaRue, now in a wheelchair, appears to promote his Xposed pilot. LaRue also accuses Gregg of lying about going to the Ghostbusters: Afterlife premiere, as Pop Secret's sweepstakes let the winner select either tickets to the premiere or $20,000, but not both. Gregg says he actually saw it the week before the premiere event at a focus group screening, and used the $20,000 to produce a movie called Deck of Cards, based off the playing cards. A trailer is shown, with Joe Estevez playing the King of Hearts and Gregg playing the Joker. For "Popcorn Classics", Gregg presents Maverick, after having complained in his Top Gun: Maverick review about the movie not being a crossover between the two. An update at the end mentions Top Gun: Maverick, intended for release the week this episode was released, was pulled from release by the "woke left".
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| ... | 8 | "House of Gucci and Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" | November 24, 2021 | ||||
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Manuel is present to review movies in place of Gregg, who is present but not allowed to review films following the prior week's expose. Tim says Manuel saved his life after Tim collapsed at the "Rock House". Tim's body was being filled up with RJ's Shake, causing him to go into septic shock. His feeding tube was removed and Tim was given new medicine, though he is now looking to Dr. San for alternatives to RJ's Shake. Manuel offers to fix real food for him, which Tim eventually accepts. While Tim and Manuel discussed the movies, Gregg presses Manuel on his Al Pacino and Resident Evil knowledge. HEI Ranch development has stalled, with issues like Joe's incompetence, 20 pallets of concrete being destroyed by flash flooding, and the contractor refusing to take HEI Points as currency. Tim states Toni needs to get out of rehab and get back to doing her job.
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| ... | 9 | "Nightmare Alley" | December 1, 2021 | ||||
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Tim and Gregg are joined by Mark, who is dressed like a Munchkin and here to present his Heilot, "Mark's Cavaclade of Characters", which he edited at a library and isn't really pleased with. After talking about Nightmare Alley, Tim welcomes Toni, fresh out of rehab. Toni tells Tim that she is leaving him, admitting to being an alcoholic and confessing that she knew he was guilty during the Electric Sun 20 trial, but was "out of her mind" from alcohol during the jury deliberation and for the entirety of their relationship.
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| ... | 10 | "American Underdog" | December 8, 2021 | ||||
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Tim, emotionally drained from the past week and now living at the "Rock House", laments how Dr. San has no longer been interacting with him and, with his band D4, debuts a new song about him named "My Angel". Joe, now the permanent Vice President of HEI Inc., announces that Xposed won the "Heilot Season" vote. At the very end of the episode, Gregg suggests to Tim that the voice he had thought was Dr. San was very likely just Matt Newman messing with him when living at Toni's house.
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Pilots
[edit]Four pilots for spin-off series were made during season 12, as part of the "Heilot Season" initiative. Of the four, Xposed recieved its own series.
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| "Rock House" | July 14, 2021 | |
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A reality show starring Axiom and Manuel, living in a house together. They practice "Wild Horses" after hearing from Tim that Mick Jagger will appear at an upcoming gig of theirs. Despite their "no chicks" policy at the house, Wendy Kerby suddenly appears to stay, at Tim's request. Axiom and Manuel slowly warm up to the idea of letting her stay at the house. Another episode is teased at the end. | ||
| "Xposed" | November 17, 2021 | |
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LaRue investigates UFOs, aliens, and a possible connection with the deep state. Joe, Manuel, and Wendy appear in an re-enactment of the first "convincing evidence" of UFOs from 1947. | ||
| "Popcorn Shuffle" | November 24, 2021 | |
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In front of an abandoned movie theater, Gregg picks a movie at random from a trash bag filled with popcorn and tapes and shows what he knows about the films. | ||
| "Mark’s Cavalcade of Characters" | December 1, 2021 | |
Xposed
[edit]After winning the "Heilot Season" vote, Xposed released four more episodes.
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| "Episode 2" | January 26, 2022 | |
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LaRue reveals evidence confirming the existence of Bigfoot. | ||
| "Episode 3" | February 2, 2022 | |
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LaRue talks about ghosts and paranormal forces, and what one should do if they encounter one. Various ghost sighting stories are recreated by Joe, Wendy, and Manuel. | ||
| "Episode 4" | February 9, 2022 | |
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LaRue discusses the conspiracy behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, revealing the real assassin to be future President Rutherford B. Hayes. A CGI recreation of the assassination is shown. | ||
| "Episode 5" | February 23, 2022 | |
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LaRue talks about the history of the Loch Ness Monster, and the deep state cover-up hiding Nessie from the public. | ||
Specials
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| "The Wendy Kerby Valentine's Special" | February 14, 2022 | |
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Tim and Wendy Kerby host a Valentine's Day special. Tim talks about his separation from Toni, stating that he intends to work on his marriage. Tim has been living at the Rock House, leading to constant awkward encounters with Axiom. Tim sends LaRue to investigate Toni, which is him simply following her around as she runs errands. After an awkward staged sketch where Tim tries to instigate a kiss between Wendy and Manuel, she becomes uncomfortable and abruptly leaves, leaving D4 is unable to perform. Manuel convinces Tim to patch things up with Axiom, and the three give an impromptu DKR reunion. During it, Tim slowly becomes unconscious, possibly due to a roofied drink meant for Wendy. | ||
| "The Ninth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | March 27, 2022 | |
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The ninth Oscar special takes place at the planned site of the HEI Ranch, Tim's proposed business and media center, located on a remote stretch of land near Apple Valley, California. Little construction has been done, with no infrastructure or access to water available. Gregg, dressed as Willy Wonka for most of the special, unveils the VFA Tour Bus, talks about working with AMC on a new show (referring to his appearance on Shudder's Cursed Films series, and presents a scene from a new Tim Burton prequel to Willy Wonka called Wonkaland. Joe Estevez is absent, after Tim fired him for incompetence. Mark appears in the beginning as Spider-Man, seriously injuring himself and hospitalizing him; he appears later on through an iPad. LaRue breaks into the office of Toni's addiction counselor and plays private tapes of Toni talking about her marriage with Tim. Toni reveals embarrassing information about Tim's behavior during his marriage, as well as that all of Tim's friends, including Axiom and Manuel, mock him behind his back. The cast and crew are harassed by locals who drive dirt bikes on set, point rifle lasers, sabotage the power from the generator, and ultimately fire upon the crew at the end of the special. Gregg evacuates everyone in his tour bus except Tim, who stays behind and confronts the locals. | ||
| "Behind The Cards" | July 26, 2022 | |
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Gregg gives new info about the production of Deck of Cards. Joe Estevez plays the King of Hearts, the king of the Kingdom of Cards. Gregg himself will play the Joker. Other characters include the 2 of Diamonds, the 8 of Spades, and the King of Diamonds. Dudley Moore will also play a character in the film. Gregg announces that Tim has taken control of the film and is re-editing the film. Gregg doubts the film will release the way he intended. | ||
| "Deck of Cards" | September 2, 2022 | |
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Gregg's film runs for 45 minutes, although after 12 minutes, the film pivots away from the Joker and the other characters to focus on J.J. Denecker, making the film a spiritual successor to Decker. Denecker is made the protagonist of the story, while the Joker and Anthony Fauci are made the antagonists. | ||
| "Deck of Cards: What Went Wrong?" | October 12, 2022 | |
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A roundtable discussion, moderated by Joe, discusses what went wrong with Gregg's production of Deck of Cards that led to Tim intervening. | ||
Season 13: On Cinema and More in the Morning (2022–2023)
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| ... | 1 | "Prey for the Devil" | October 26, 2022 | |||
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On Cinema is retooled as a morning show with help from The Amato Group. The Amato Group provides the show its new venue, the Amato Banquet Hall. G. Amato's daughter, the widowed Kaili Amato, is introduced as the co-host, and does a "Hollywood Snapshot" news segment about the Property Brothers. G. Amato comes out to discuss the importance of the show to him, as well as the other businesses he's involved in. Tim and Gregg argue about Prey for the Devil, and Gregg gets ire when Tim bumps the second movie from being reviewed. Gregg promotes his VFA Expert Tours.
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| ... | 2 | "My Policeman and Enola Holmes 2" | November 2, 2022 | |||
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Gregg presents an ad for the VFA Expert Tours, being joined by a new impressionist, Gordon Saw, whom Gregg promotes as "The Living Movie". Tim mourns the loss of Kaili Amato's husband, Chris Amato, which occured 2 years prior. Large deposits of lithium has been found on the planned site of the HEI Ranch, which Tim currently lives on. Development of the ranch has paused while they find a way to mine it. Gregg introduces a new segment, "Double Date", pairing two Popcorn Classics together for a perfect date night, selecting Man of the House (2005) and Man of the House (1995). Tim argues about Gregg coming in early and sitting in Kaili's spot, refusing to leave before the episode started.
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| ... | 3 | "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and The Fabelmans" | November 9, 2022 | |||
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Tim gives an update on the lithium mine, noting all the noise all day and all night. Tim also talks about forgiveness, welcoming Joe Estevez and forgiving him for his "incompetence" as a financial officer. Joe asks about Toni, while Gregg argues about them wasting time not discussing movies. For "Double Date", Gregg pairs The Brotherhood II: Young Warriors and The Odd Couple II.
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| ... | 4 | "The Menu and The Santa Clauses" | November 16, 2022 | |||
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While discussing Thanksgiving, Kaili invites Tim to her family dinner. Mark, out shooting a film titled Baboons in Wisconsin, calls in to talk about his roles as both a zookeeper and one of the baboons. For "Hollywood Spotlight", Kaili announces that Dekkar, the original trio, are planning a comeback tour that weekend, with new music. Tim demands Gregg give him his VFA Expert Tours van for the tour, stating that he owns the van; Gregg refuses. Gregg refuses to review The Santa Clauses as it is not a movie, but rather a miniseries, angering Tim.
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| ... | 5 | "Devotion and Strange World" | November 23, 2022 | |||
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Tim appears with a neck brace, bloody nose, broken teeth, and a broken jaw. Tim explains his injuries: on the first day of the Dekkar tour, the roof-less VFA Expert Tours van being used by the band had been robbed of all instruments and equipment (although the CDs were untouched), making them unable to perform their planned tour. Late at night, the van had a catastrophic malfunction, destroying the van and severely injuring the band. Axiom lost his eyes from the shattered windshield, and appears with a blindfold. Manuel is hospitalized and in an unresponsive state. Gregg, apathetic about the injuries, demands Tim pay for a new van. While arguing about the van, Tim ends the episode early, cutting off Gregg's "Double Date" segment.
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| ... | 6 | "Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and Violent Night" | November 30, 2022 | |||
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Tim appears with new dentures from Shine Dental, making his teeth much more prominent. He claims his health has dramatically improved after he started drinking the grain water at the HEI Ranch, which contains a lot of minerals and lithium. Tim drinks the water on camera, mentioning its bad taste and smell, but claiming it is restructuring his body system. LaRue exposes Gregg, revealing that he is not an employee for AMC Networks, but rather an employee for a movie theater ran by AMC Theatres, showing footage of him wearing his AMC Theatres shirt and cleaning the outdoor poster frames. Gregg denies that he is just a theater employee, claiming the network and the theater chain are the same company and mentioning that he has indeed been on an AMC Networks program. Gregg leaves, leaving Tim and Kaili to review the movies. Tim rushes off stage multiple times after feeling sick, audibly throwing up backstage, and cancelling the second movie review in favor of Kaili's "Hollywood Snapshot" segment.
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| ... | 7 | "Pinocchio and Something from Tiffany's" | December 7, 2022 | |||
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Kaili is absent, with Gregg taking her place. Tim apologizes for his vomiting the last episode, although he still continues to drink the grain water, now slightly filtered. He offers the water to LaRue, claiming the water would heal his broken legs. Tim plays an ad from law firm Hoffman Weissman & Dwyer featuring Joe Estevez, regarding a class action lawsuit for the Electric Sun Festival. Tim calls Joe "Judas" and says action must be done for betraying Tim, assigning LaRue to investigate him. Gregg does his own investigation, checking the wreckage of the VFA Expert Tours bus. Gregg finds a tie from the Blondie series destroyed by fire damage, along with a dash cam that was operating when the car crashed. Gregg tries to present the footage, though Tim deflects by starting the movie discussion.
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| ... | 8 | "A Man Called Otto and Avatar: The Way of Water" | December 14, 2022 | |||
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Tim has a fever of 104 degrees and is disoriented, yet continues to drink the grain water, assuming his body is fighting against its genetic code being changed from the perceived benefits. Later on, he notes that it tastes like gasoline. Kaili has returned and G. Amato is present. Gregg questions Tim about the VFA Tour Bus, with G. Amato stating that he can get the Pep Boys to check the vehicle. The "Hollywood Spotlight" segment features a segment from LaRue accosting Joe Estevez in front of a Sizzler about the law firm commercial. Tim gets incredibly sick while trying to read the description to Avatar: The Way of Water, and eventually cuts the episode short to leave. Gregg states that Avatar: The Way of Water is the best movie ever.
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| ... | 9 | "On Cinema and More in the Morning Christmas Special" | December 21, 2022 | |||
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In a special prime-time episode of the series, Tim announces that he will achieve immortality, thanks to the Grain Water (now trademarked) that he has been drinking throughout the season. While discussing potentially opening a place to help others achieve immortality with help from Grain Water, Tim makes a comment about Chris Amato's death that upsets Kaili. Gregg gives Kaili a present, though she doesn't open it up. Manuel appears for the first time since the accident, and is revealed to have a massive concussion, one that has made him forget English. Axiom, still blind, helps translate what the others say into Italian. Tim offers Manuel some Grain Water, stating it might help him learn English again, yet he passes due to the smell. G. Amato appears to perform a Christmas song. During a break, Gregg's top 10 Christmas films are revealed, with Four Christmases at first place. As the show returns from break, Tim appears alone on a medical bed and introduces Dr. Alan Silver, here to give Tim a lethal injection and prove that Grain Water will protect him from death. Tim signs a waiver of responsibility, clearing Dr. Silver of any wrong-doing if anything goes wrong. After being injected, the doctor states that Tim is still alive after 30 seconds, with his heart monitor still beating. Another injection is done to wake Tim up from his unconsciousness, which does nothing. Dr. Silver and Gregg attempt to wake Tim up, to no luck. The episode abruptly ends after Gregg suggests they call an ambulance. No movies are reviewed. | ||||||
| ... | 10 | "Alice, Darling" | December 28, 2022 | |||
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Gregg hosts the episode solo, recording it outside the Amato Banquet Hall, which is closed. Gregg states that Tim cannot appear "due to circumstances beyond his control". For the "Double Date" segment, Gregg recommends Spartacus, which, despite being a single movie, came out in two VHS tapes. Gregg's ratings
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| ... | 11 | "M3GAN and The Amazing Maurice" | January 4, 2023 | |||
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Kaili is absent. Tim spent the last two weeks in the intensive care unit at the local hospital, with the doctors fixing his teeth in the process. Due to drinking the Grain Water, Tim's blood contained Neisseria meningitidis, Haemophilus influenzae, bacterial contamination, among other symptoms. After returning to the HEI Ranch, the trailer Tim lived in was removed, along with all of his personal belongings. Tim tried to visit the Rock House and Gregg's house and contact G. Amato, to no avail. Tim asks why no one visited him at the hospital, Gregg says he assumed Tim wouldn't have wanted him to. Tim apologizes. Gregg offers Kaili's still-unopened gift to Tim, a promotional tea set for Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Tim, thankful for the gift, accidentally drops and breaks it. He blames himself for "fucking everything up", but Gregg convinces him to review the movies in order not to mess up more. Tim thanks Gregg for being a friend, noting that no one else wanted to come to the show this day. Gregg invites Tim to go stay at his house, go to dinner, and watch some movies, which Tim accepts. Gregg presents the top 10 Christmas movies worth watching year-round, with Tim and Gregg both grabbing tapes from a paper bag.
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Specials
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| "The Tenth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special" | March 12, 2023 | |
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The tenth Oscar Special celebrates 10 years of Gregg's movie expertise, complete with musical numbers and a Gregg-themed set. Tim's initial support and praise of Gregg turns sour once G. Amato reaffirms his support for Tim and calls him a second son. Gregg launches the VFN, a streaming network for classic films. The service, consisting of a Dropbox folder full of public domain movies, unintentionally includes dashcam footage of the VFA Tour Bus crash, which appears to show Tim intentionally swerving the car off the ditch in a suicide attempt. The footage spreads to Twitter and eventually to the people on set. Tim, fully dressed as Pinocchio for a planned scene, plays the footage on set. Axiom and Manuel swiftly leave afterward, leaving Tim to have a violent, emotional breakdown with only G. Amato, dressed as Geppetto, consoling him. | ||
| "VFA Expert Hollywood Tour" | May 19, 2023 | |
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Footage of the VFA Tour Bus in action, giving tourists a ride around Hollywood as Gregg shares expertise. | ||
| "Our Cinema Movie Birthdays - Episode 1" | November 3, 2023 | |
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Gregg launches a new spin-off series in a collaboration between his Our Cinema and Tim's On Cinema, celebrating the “birthday” of various movies. In this episode he celebrates the 25th birthday of Richie Rich's Christmas Wish. | ||
| "Our Cinema Movie Birthdays - Episode 2" | November 10, 2023 | |
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Gregg celebrates the 90th birthday of Goodbye Love. | ||
| "Our Cinema Movie Birthdays - Episode 3" | November 17, 2023 | |
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In a “special edition”, Gregg celebrates the 35th birthday of Valmont, the newest tape added to the Victorville Film Archive. | ||
| "Our Cinema Movie Birthdays - Episode 4" | November 24, 2023 | |
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In another “special edition”, Gregg celebrates the 36th birthday of Cocoon: The Return. Gregg mentions that Tim has removed On Cinema’s association with this series, making further episodes unlikely. | ||
| "Case Closed: Breach of Trust" | December 13, 2023 | |
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An “Xposed” mini-documentary regarding the crash of the VFA Tour Bus, blaming Gregg for the crash. Tim confronts Gregg at a Goodwill about the leaked dash cam footage. Gregg states that he didn’t post it intentionally and repeatedly urges Tim to leave him alone. | ||
Season 14: On Cinema On Demand (2024–present)
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On Cinema is retooled again as a video podcast and introduces a new co-host, Joseph “Joey Patron” Patrocelli, who provides movie reviews in a segment called “Joey’s Take”. Tim states that he is no longer reviewing movies as he has "dissociative reality confusion syndrome", which makes him feel as he is experiencing what he sees. Tim thanks his “father”, G. Amato, for saving his life after the last Oscar special, and now refers to himself as T. Amato. He stops dying his hair and states that, as part of a new diet, he gets 10 hours of direct sunlight a day, which curbs most of his appetite. Gregg, who only appears as a guest as a request from G. Amato, says he celebrated his holidays by watching Wonka 12 days in a row. The “Joey’s Take” segments are pre-recorded and added in post, confusing Gregg as he isn’t able to debate with Joey about the movies. After finding out Joey’s rating scale is out of 4 stars rather than 5 bags of popcorn, Gregg attempts to get Joey to convert the scores over. The "Hollywood Spotlight" segment, still hosted by Kaili, gets bumped due to excessive movie discussion.
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- ^ a b "iTunes - Podcasts - On Cinema by Tim Heidecker & Gregg Turkington". web.archive.org. 2014-01-17. Retrieved 2022-07-03.
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