User:Jssteinke

jssteinke, I do programming and stuff for moneyz.

Padded resume:

I used to game 24/7 and held records for halo (CE/2/3) speed runs...but they were beat :( Held 7th highest rank in the world on Halo:Reach in summer 2011, used to hold unofficial most betrayals award. Inventor of bomb jump trolling in reach.

Long supporter of Bungie, and was disappointed when Halo development was given to that who is not spoke of.

Userboxes

This user uses Windows XP Pro.

This user continues to love Classic Mac OS.

This user contributes using the free, open source operating system Ubuntu and enjoys its freedom and lack of viruses.

FL

Studio

This user produces music with FL Studio.

CAMPThis user is classified as a "Camper" in Halo:Reach on the map Hemmorrage.

This user is a Volkswagen enthusiast.

This user fixes double redirects.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

This user believes that adding relevant links is never a bad thing.

FRCThis user is a fan/member of FIRST Robotics Competition.

A user that failed the Turing test

Quotes

I did do the nasty from the pasty. Yes and that past nastification resulted in you being your own grandfather

Print load error?! WTF does that mean?!

Programming Lenguajes

This person is a Rubyist.	This user programs in the awesome language of Python.	SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.	LabView-4This user is an expert LabView programmer.
FLAThis user can program games with Adobe Flash.	prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.	C#-2This user is an intermediate C# programmer.	This user is a 1337 TI-BASIC programmer.
vb-3This user is an advanced Visual Basic programmer.	vba-3This user is an advanced Visual Basic for Applications programmer.	C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.	C++-4This user is an expert C++ programmer.
C#-3This user is an advanced C# programmer.	js-2This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.	G-2This user is an intermediate G-code programmer.	Java-4This user is an expert Java programmer.
py-4This user is an expert Python programmer.	vhdl-1This user is a beginning VHDL chip designer.