User:Joe dawg 9
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[edit]Joe Dawg 9 is a recent graduate of Software Engineering at the University of Waterloo. He has completed co-op terms at a number of technology firms across North America and Europe.
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[edit]C-2 | This user is an intermediate C programmer. |
C++-2 | This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. |
C#-2 | This user is an intermediate C# programmer. |
This user can program in JavaScript. |
Perl | This user is just another Perl hacker. |
bash-2 | This user is an intermediate Bash programmer. |
re-1 | This user writes regular expressions at a basic level. |
vb-0 | This person does not understand Visual Basic (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in it). |
for-0 | This person does not understand Fortran, or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to program in Fortran. |
prog-x | This user is merely a humble programmer. |
they | This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun. |
itive | This user chooses never to split infinitives. |
person, humanity | This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely. |
(s)he | This user supports parallel usage. |
to too two | This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. |
less & fewer | This user understands the difference between less & fewer. |
their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
; | This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
This user thinks good grammar is sexy. |
This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes. |
Majority ≠ right | This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. |
. The | This user puts two spaces after a period. |
, | This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying. |
’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
ə | This user is a Grammar Nazi. |
"There's" with a plural subject | This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. |
... | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. |
less & fewer | This user understands the difference between less & fewer. |
This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". |
CA | This user uses Canadian English spelling. |
pig-0 | Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandway Igpay Atinlay. |
LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
gb-0 | This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. |
... | This user would like to be able to speak more languages. |
chef-0 | Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork! |
H4X0R | This user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it. |
This user is interested in computer engineering. |
This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name. |
G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
This user is a carnivore. |
This user loves pasta. |
This user loves to eat beef. |
This user loves hamburgers. |
C2H5OH-2 | This user drinks occasionally. |
This user loves Chinese cuisine. |
You just lost The Game. |
This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
eπi+1=0 | This user is a mathie. |
This user can divide by zero. |
This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational. |
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This user loves Mathematical Induction. |
This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too! |
SI | This user uses the metric system and loves it. |
10 | This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. |
=1 | This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does. |
ax2+bx+c=0 | This user likes algebra. |
This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. |
This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird. |
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
This user once used DOS back in the day. |
This user contributes using Ubuntu. |
This user has experienced countless blue screen(s) of death, and caused none of them. |
This user wishes that the manufacturer did not install Windows Vista on their computer. |
This user contributes using Vim. |
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you? |
This user is interested in meteorology. |
This user supports Parliamentary democracy as opposed to Presidential dictatorships. |
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
This user identifies as a centrist. |
This user supports public transit. |
This user takes public transport. |
In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… |
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. |
This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences. |
This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry. |
This user believes in the power of nonviolence. |
This user knows that there are 654,965 reasons why the 2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.† |
This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) |
This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it. |
No Laugh Track | This user prefers Sitcoms without the laugh track. |
Bob |
This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right. |
$ | This user is a fan of game shows. |
J! | This user phrases responses in the form of a question. |
DEAL | This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel. |
fan-2 | This user will watch Britain's Got Talent at every opportunity. |
fan-2 | This user will watch America's Got Talent at every opportunity. |
This user has an affiliation with the University of Waterloo. |
This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Software Engineering. |
This user comes from Ontario. |
This user supports the Canadian Armed Forces |
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