Iapetus is both the 8th moon of Saturn and a Wikipedia user who has adopted its name on several occasions as a pseudonym, because it is his favourite moon. It is also the name of a Titan, but this user has very little interest in mythology.
This user is not very fond of his real name, and thus sees no point in advertising it here. He is a high school student, and would like to study Pharmacology after departing that institution. This user spends far too much time on Wikipedia. He believes he is doing far too little editing, and can certainly envision himself suffering from Editcountitis in the near future. Additionally, this user has been avoiding taking the Are You a Wikipediholic Test (oh... which I see has been recently deleted... grr...) because he's not sure he really wants to know the results. This user finds himself wishing that he could spontaneously access Wikipedia several times during the day when far away from a computer. Oh, and this user broke down and took the Are You a Wikipediholic Test while writing this paragraph and scored 505.82.
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...