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About me

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I am a Finance major at the University of Central Florida.

I'm a relatively new user, and I'm trying to learn as much as I can about how to make Wikipedia the best it can be. If I do something wrong or you have something you think I should know, just post on my talk page. I will get back to you relatively quickly.

Favorite Quotes

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Emo Philips

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. -- Jack Handey

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. -- Wendy Leibman

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. -- Garry Shandling

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. -- Gene Perret

There is only one sure way to win at Roulette... steal the chips from the table. --Einstein

Murphy's Law for Cartoon Gravity: Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.

Disclosures

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If you have an issue with one of my edits/reverts, go immediatley to my talk page and/or the disscussion board for that article and post your concerns. Without doing so, I will probably ignore you.

To do list

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These are some wiki tasks I intend to tackle as time permits

Tip of the Day

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Editing articles for web accessibility

Web accessibility is the goal of making web pages easier to navigate and read. While this is primarily intended to assist those with disabilities, it can be helpful to all readers.

While editing articles, keep in mind the goal of making Wikipedia web accessible. All users, regardless of ability, should be able to read, navigate, and contribute to Wikipedia easily.

The Accessibility section of Wikipedia's Manual of Style (MOS) is a valuable resource that provides helpful guidelines. In addition, Accessibility dos and do nots is a quick summary of the most important guidelines for editors.

WikiProject Accessibility is a group of editors promoting better access for disabled and other users. For more information, such as what you can do to help, see the main project page.

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Subpages

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Wikipedia topics I follow

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I have an interest in various (will be adding if I frequent the page enough).

Video Games

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Universal Orlando

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Needs Improvement

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Other

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