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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

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Questo utente può contribuire con un livello intermedio di italiano.

fr-1

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

ja-1

この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

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My Userboxes

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It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.

This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.

This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

Music

This user is a MusicBrainz moderator.

This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm (cparker15).

MA

This user has an account on Metal-Archives.

This user is a musician.

This user plays the trumpet.

This user plays the trombone.

This user plays the Mellophone.

This user plays the horn.

This user is a music composer.

mrch

This user plays in a marching band.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user listens to industrial.

This user is doomed to love goth music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys melodic rock, commonly known as AOR.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

IDM

This user enjoys braindance.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user likes most types of music.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user contributes while using Rhythmbox.

This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

This user contributes while using VLC media player.

This user contributes while using XMMS.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

OGG

This user prefers listening to the superior quality of .ogg audio files on a music player instead of MP3. ^†

This user listens to music when editing Wikipedia.

This user is a MIDI collector.

This user is a MOD collector.

E-mail

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

@

This user can be reached by email at cparker@member.fsf.org.

Chatting and Instant Messaging

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

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This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is cparker15.

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talk

This user's Google Talk screenname is christopher.c.parker@gmail.com.

This user's ICQ UIN is 34293350.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as cparker@jabber.org.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as cparker@livejournal.com.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as cparker@binaryfreedom.info.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as christopher@parkeri.com.

This user uses MSN Messenger as cparker@member.fsf.org.

This user uses Skype.
His username is cparker15.

Y!

This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is cparker15.

X	This user used Xfire with the username cparker15.

This user uses XChat
for chatting on IRC.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server irc.freenode.net.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server irc.gimp.org.

This user's IRC nick is cparker15 on the server irc.audioscrobbler.com.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server irc.dal.net.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server irc.efnet.org.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server IRC.EnterTheGame.Com.

This user's IRC nick is cparker on the server irc.oftc.net.

Web Sites and Services

This user keeps delicious weblinks as cparker15.

This user contributes to Digg as cparker.

This user buys and sells on eBay as ccparker15.

User:Compwhizii/UBX/User Xx

This user has a Facebook account as Christopher Parker.

This user has a Flickr account as @cparker15.

This user contributes to the
Internet Movie Database.

This user subscribes to Lifehacker.

This user's news source is The Onion.

/.	In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.

This user is a resident of Second Life and his avatar name is Fizzy Coakes.

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This user is a TopCoder member.

This user tracks his money on Where's George?

This user has a channel on YouTube.

Blogging

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @cparker.

This user has a profile on MySpace as cparker15.

Xanga

This user maintains a Xanga weblog at cparker15.

Search Engines

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

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This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

G

This user prefers Google over Yahoo.

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Distributed Computing

F@H

This user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

P2P and File-Sharing

P2P

This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user uses BitTorrent.

BT

This user uses BitTornado.

This user uses Azureus.

Web Browsers

This user contributes using the GNOME Web, a Linux web browser.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Iceweasel.

This user contributes using Mozilla.

This user contributes using Konqueror.

Operating Systems

This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user contributes using FreeBSD.

This user contributes using OpenBSD

Cparker runs NetBSD.

This user contributes using GNU.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, and disagrees with those who call it simply "Linux".

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user contributes using Kubuntu.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user contributes with the KDE desktop environment.

This user uses the Blackbox window manager, or a derivative.

Text Editors

This user hacks happily with Emacs.

This user contributes with gEdit.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user contributes using Vim.

vi_

This user contributes using vi.

Hardware

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user still remembers these.

Religion and Philosophy

This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.

ath

This user is interested in atheism.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

atheos

This user is an atheist.

ath

This user is an atheist.

This user swears by Science that he is an atheist.

This user is an atheist.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state.

This user is interested in Taoism.

This user was Baptised at birth.

This user is interested in chaos magic.

This user is interested in Neopaganism.

This user is interested in Ásatrú.

ULC

This user is a member of or is interested in the Universal Life Church.

ULC

This user is an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

This user is a member of the
Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric

This user consults their
pineal gland

This user Hails Eris.

☯

This user is interested in Karma.

This user is interested in humanism.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user believes in LaVeyan Philosophy.

free

This user is interested in freethought.

Secular

This user is interested in Secular Humanism.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user imagines
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too.

This user is a Satanist.

This user is
a Thelemite

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the Law, Love under Will.

93	This user is a Thelemite.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

EAC

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

inf

This user is an infidel.

This user is God.

This user is the pontiff of his or her own religion.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.

Emacs

This user is interested in the Church of Emacs.

vi

This user is interested in the Cult of vi.

COTSG

This user is a member of the Church of the SubGenius.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user knows that the solution to global warming is piracy.ʰ

IPU

This user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).

IPU

This user doesn't really worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbHhh).

Facts

Christopher Charles Parker
Christopher Charles Parker
Born	September 21, 1983 (age 41)
Occupation	Web Developer
Website	www.cparker15.com

Name: Christopher Charles Parker
Date of Birth: 21 September, 1983
Hometown: Malden, MA, US
Current Residence: Malden, MA, US
Afflictions: Chronic Asthma, Tinnitus, Floaters, Allergies (cats, rabbits, mold)
Pets: Cats (2), Wife (1)
Quote: I'll compile a real user page when I get around to it...

Asthma

I've had asthma all of my life, and it has progressively worstened over time. From what I'm told, it was severe when I was very young, almost claiming my life several times, combined with a case of sleep apnea. I was active in sports during my youth and adolescence, including soccer, baseball, and marching band. Over time, however, I became less and less able to be as active as I'd have preferred. I stopped playing baseball and soccer, and my activity limits eventually prevented me from competing as a marching trumpet player. I learned how to play vibraphone and performed with the percussion section of the band during my senior year of high school, rarely participating in parades.

Today, I am on an exhaustive asthma therapy regimen. I take Advair twice daily along with Singulair once daily, both as preventive treatments. I also use Albuterol on an as-needed basis, although its side-effects sometimes prove to be enough of a deterrent such that I force myself to "wait it out". Because my asthma is often irritated due to my allergy to cats, and because I live with three adorable and precious members of the feline persuasion, I am also on a once-daily dosage of Loratadine, which works extremely well to offset my allergies. Only when I forget to take any of the above routine, "maintenance" drugs am I presented with a need to use my "emergency" inhaler.

Bentley's Ironic Similarities

It seems that Bentley from the Sly Cooper series could've been based on me. The following paragraph sums up this irony, all of which also apply to me:

This turtle, a trusted friend of the game's title character, is an expert in computers and other electronic devices. He's also quite well read, often stating "I read about this anal sex with other men of which i personally enjoy...." when deducing something new and alien to the team. It is revealed in the second game that he has asthma. In the third game he is revealed to be allergic to tomatoes.

Web Presence

The following are links to my profiles or about pages on various Web sites. The goal of this section is to build a comprehensive list of places where I am or have been active.