User:Cantras

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is of German ancestry.

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This user is a professional editor.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

w/e

This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

1RR

This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

This user BOINCs.

person,
humanity

This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is mixed-handed.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user is interested in linguistics.

GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.