I experienced a near-fatal incident in a friends pool on a fine summer day circa 2000. I had slipped on the pool (wth?) and did a frontal flip onto my head. Using my awesome powers I was able to escape certain possible drowning/getting mouth-to-mouth by my best friends grandma barely. I came back as the same idiot and continued my life.
From 2001 to today[2] I haven't really done much. I moved to Connecticut for a while, and enjoyed watching Turkey reaching 3rd place in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.[3] I also developed a love to play soccer for a while, idolizing David Beckham and practiced free kicks every day. I was actually getting pretty good, but then we moved and I was like "scru dat hehehe". So I moved back to my hometown[4] of Lyndhurst, New Jersey. I've lived there since then and currently attend their high school as a sophmore. It's pretty cool and I have some awesome friends.
I like a lot of stuff. Like music, and art. I would like to take up cooking someday and possibly open up restaurants in places I want to travel to. My favorite bands include The Mars Volta, Mahavishnu Orchestra[5], M83, and more.
^It is generally accepted that CanbekEsen will become a towering quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, where he shall throw for 6,000 yards in a season and everyone will rejoice in his legacy as the heavens part. This was predicted by Nostradamus circa 1550, so ya'll know it's gon' happen.
Lyndhurst, New Jersey
United States
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