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The Wikiverse is made up of three continents separated by an ocean. The first is the continent of Wikia, which has an intricate structure and many small countries. The second is Wikimedia, a continent with very large countries. And the third is Uncyclopedia, a disturbingly awkward continent with only one country: Uncyclopedia.
Wikia
[edit]Wikia is a continent that is ruled by one council, though there are minor councils in each country. Wikia is also the WikiVerse's example of feudalism, as countries must pay the government council. Uncyclopedia declared itself independent in 2005, but it still pays its dues to Wikia and is still attached to the continent that it declared independence from.
Wikia is on good terms with Wikimedia despite the war raging between Wikimedia and Uncyclopedia.
Countries
[edit]The countries of Wikia have long been subject to conflicts, not for ethnicity but for religious differences, such as devout followers of the religion of 24 being bordered by the pious The 39 Cluesites.
History of Wikia
[edit]Wikia was created by Jimbo Wales at the same time as everything else was created, but people flocked to Wikimedia in the beginning instead. Eventually, Angela Beesley decided that the continent of Wikimedia was getting too full and set sail to find out what was out there. In late 2004, she finally discovered the continent of Wikia. At the time, Beesley was on the Board of Trustees for Wikimedia. She set up Wikia and then had to keep making trips back and forth to fulfill her obligations to Wikimedia. These trips became more frequent when she became a member of the Communications Committee and a member of the Advisory Board for Wikimedia.
Therefore, Beesley gave up some of her power to those who would become CEOs of Wikia. She began with choosing Gil Penchina in 2006, but Penchina decided in 2011 to give up the power to Craig Palmer, who is currently the CEO of the continent of Wikia. It has not been known why the term "CEO" would be used for the ruler of a continent, although it has been understood that the ruler is for the whole continent so that there are no religious genocides by rulers hailing from a certain country.
On January 5, 2005, Jonathan Huang founded Uncyclopedia. It was originally just a country in Wikia, but it declared itself a new continent. It is, however, still attached to the continent it broke off from. Huang and his mysterious partner "Stillwaters" still claim to hold power, although the former Wikipedia editor and vandal Willy on Wheels is hailed as their version of a Jimbo Wales and is worshipped.
Wikimedia
[edit]Countries
[edit]Wikipedia
[edit]Wiktionary
[edit]Wikiquote
[edit]Wikibooks
[edit]Wikisource
[edit]Wikimedia Commons (the Commons)
[edit]Wikispecies
[edit]Wikinews
[edit]Wikiversity
[edit]Wikimedia Incubator
[edit]MetaWiki (the Meta)
[edit]History of Wikimedia
[edit]Uncyclopedia
[edit]Uncylopedia
[edit]History of Uncylopedia
[edit]History of the WikiVerse
[edit]What the Great Jimbo has told you about the WikiVerse is only his story to those who do not know the truth. Here is the real history of the WikiVerse.
January 15, 2001: The Creation
[edit]In the beginning, Jimbo created it all.
January 16, 2001 to August 15, 2006: The Creation Years
[edit]From 2001 to 2004, all was at peace in Wikimedia. At this time, yes, Wikimedia was the only continent that existed, and it was not known by that. At this time, there was one civilization that was known as Nupedia. They had been living since March 2000, the first attempt Jimbo made at creating a civilization. Like Wikipedia, it was helmed by mortal Larry Sanger. The civilization of Wikipedia came from Nupedia. As opposed to the civilization of Nupedia, which relied on an extensive process to create a city, Wikipedia allowed anyone to create cities, large or small.
In November 2001, Meta-Wiki was created by Wikipedians.
On December 13, 2002, a new civilization known as Wikitionary was founded.
In an effort to combine Wikipedia and Wiktionary better, and to form new countries on Wikimedia, the Wikimedia Foundation was formed on June 20, 2003.
The first new civilization brought by the Wikimedia Foundation, Wikiquote, was formed July 10, 2003.
In September 2003, after people were slowly leaving, Nupedia finally fell to pieces. Their remaining cities were moved to Wikipedia, or combined to a Wikipedia city.
The great bibliotheca known as Wikisource was created on November 24, 2003.
On July 10, 2004, a new civilization was founded: Wikibooks.
The photographers of the Wikimedia Foundation collaborated to create the country of Wikimedia Commons (also known as the Commons) on September 7, 2004.
A week after, a haven for all kinds of animal species known as Wikispecies was founded on September 14, 2004.
A large news station known as Wikinews was set up on November 8, 2004.
Meta-Wiki set aside a piece of land on June 2, 2006, as a test site that became known as Wikimedia Incubator.
The great college of Wikiversity opened on August 15, 2006.
August 20, 2004: Enter Willy on Wheels
[edit]While the country of Wikimedia Commons was being set up for opening in September, a user who demands to be named Willy on Wheels decided to become a citizen of Wikipedia. This user, however, did not have the good intentions that the Great Jimbo strived for. Instead, he began to run to every place he could and spray-paint over it, ruining the natural beauty of Wikipedia. His methods allowed him to get dozens of articles in only two minutes. He was quickly detained by police and was banned from entering Wikipedia again. Instead, he put on a coat that could be shared by many and went so far as to vandalize the great city of the Main Page. After that, he disappeared and was not seen.
But Willy on Wheels refused to stop. It seems the time that he had stopped his reign of vandalism was only the calm before the storm. Five days later, he came back under another guise. This time he would change the names of cities to something that incorporated either "on wheels" or "Willy". It seems that this would make him an egomaniac, desperate to call attention to his vandalism. His name-changing caused quite a problem, as at the time, it was almost impossible for police to change it back without having to point people to the right direction when they asked about another name. They threw him out again, but he had already did his damage.
Knowing how difficult it was to try to fix, Willy kept coming back to do the same damage. However, it is impossible for an anonymous editor to do, so he had to keep taking more disguises to attack. To throw everyone off a pattern, he would take separate amounts of time to put on a new disguise. Sometimes minutes, sometimes even weeks. He would sometimes choose names that were similar to well-known contributors, vandalize their user pages, move whole cities, and create utter chaos.
In 2005, he boasted a challenge that he referred to as the Willys 500. He said that there would be a group of vandals competing to try to reach 500 vandalized pages before getting blocked, a feat that seemed impossible considering Willy himself only reached 175. However, that persona was banned before the games could begin. A user known as A ding ding ding ding... brags that he reached 200, showing that Willy on Wheels has inspired a following of vandals trying to reach the great 500.
Willy is deeply worshipped by Uncyclopedia, being their version of Mighty Jimbo. Therefore, in 2017, it was mainly Uncyclopedians who became his soldiers.
Late 2004: Wikia is Discovered by Beesley
[edit]While Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, and Wikinews were being founded, a great explorer named Angela Beesley wanted to leave the crowded continent of Wikimedia and find some new land.
January 5, 2005: Uncyclopedia Breaks Off
[edit]Soon after the news station known as Wikinews was officially founded, Wikia was having great excitement.
April 3, 2017: The Takeover
[edit]On April 3, 2017, Willy on Wheels came back to Wikipedia to ignite his revenge against Jimbo Wales. Soon after Whoop whoop pull up was declared bureaucrat and Brambleberry of RiverClan was elected praetor of the WikiPumas, sockpuppets and rogue admins infiltrated Wikipedia while Jimbo was temporarily detained by police, and not Wikipedia police. This allowed for Willy on Wheels to take over Wikipedia, and therefore have control of all of Wikimedia.
June 6, 2017: Third Battle of Tampa City
[edit]The Third Battle of Tampa City was the only battle lost by the Wikipedians to be portrayed in Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo. It lasted three days from 6 June 2017 to 9 June 2017. It also resulted in the deaths of two commanders for Wikipedia, Cluebot VII and The Bread. Two ships, the W.P.S. Tornado and the W.P.S. Garrote, were sent to land troops on Tampa Beach. The Garrote made it across and obliterated the Uncyclopedian First Army, while the Tornado hit an Uncyclopedian mine and sank. Jimbo's command tank moved in from Tampa Beach, and a bomb landed directly on top, meant to assassinate Jimbo. However, the leader of Wikipedia made it out alive. Cluebot VII, on the other hand, was killed. Whoop whoop pull up lead an army from the city, though Willyon Wheels sent a nuclear bomb to attack the Wikipedian army. It resulted in the deaths of 99.999% of Whoop whoop pull up's army, or 888,000 users. This caused the remaining users to care more about their lives than the state of Wikipedia, and they abandoned the battle altogether. While Willy on Wheels destroyed the rest of Tampa City, proclaiming his victory. However, he was concussed by a piece of sodium. When it began to rain in Tampa City, the sodium ignited and casued a sodium explosion. This was Mav's backup plan, and it succeeded in killing 300,000 vandals. However, Whoop whoop pull up recognized that even with the sodium explosion, resistance was futile and they would have to abandon Tampa City for now lest they lose any more valuable users. Not to mention, Mr. Treason and JarlaxleArtemis went missing for the entire Third Battle of Tampa City. The Wikipedians admitted the victory of the Uncyclopedians and made a hasty retreat.
June 13, 2017: Battle of WP:ELEM
[edit]This was a turning point for the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. Only four Wikipedians actually fought against fifteen million vandals: Whoop whoop pull up, Mav, and two unnamed Wikipedians. The Mighty Jimbo had disappeared after the Third Battle of Tampa City, and the four users had to make do without. Only the first unnamed Wikipedian died that day. The reason of the victory was all because of the WikiPumas, led by their first female praetor, a rare black-and-white spotted WikiPuma by the name of Brambleberry of RiverClan. She called thirty million WikiPumas and led them into battle against the vandals, causing a major victory and for the WikiPumas to be officially accepted as allies to the Wikipedians.
December 30, 2017: Battle of Gainesville
[edit]The Battle of Gainesville took place in Gainesville, Florida from 30 December 2017 to 3 January 2018. Prior to this event, Wikipedia and the WikiPumas created a treaty of alliance that was signed by the American Union, specifically Emperor Norton III. Retaking Gainesville was believed at the time to be the last step before regaining control of Tampa City. Before the actual fighting began in Gainesville there was a standoff between Willy on Wheels and Jimbo Wales to see if one would surrender before fighting actually broke out. After Willy's bodyguards, the CIA, the Uncyclopedian Special Forces, and the American/WikiPuman/Wikipedian armies appeared, the battle officially began. Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up noticed that all the council members they had killed in the Battle of WP:ELEM were alive and looked exactly the same, not like a sockpuppet which has a few variations. Vandal 2, a 300-pound brute who is all muscle, threw a WikiTrout like a discus at Whoop whoop pull up, who got knocked unconscious. To save him from getting killed, Brambleberry of RiverClan dragged him up into a tree. Meanwhile, Cluebot IX was being backed into a corner by Willy on Wheels. When there was no possible escape, Willy made a lunge that castrated Cluebot IX. Cluebot then emitted an ultrasonic scream that resulted in the win for the Wikipedian army. However, there were serious losses on either side, as all tanks but one were destroyed in the battle.
January 4, 2018: Formation of the Council of Wiki
[edit]March 1, 2018: Battle of Dublin
[edit]The Battle of Dublin was an event that happened in the first two days of March 2018 and was another victory for the Wikipedian army. Earlier that day, the Wikipedians and WikiPumas went to the capital of the Irish Empire to meet Ban'rion Cliste and get her to ally with the Wikipedian army. She obliged, and soon after the Uncyclopedian army came to Dublin. While the Wikipedians had been getting the side of the Irish Empire, the Uncyclopedians gained the help of the Alliance of Penguins. Before the battle, Brambleberry of RiverClan had been studying the works of ancient commanders and decided that the best thing to do would be to trap the vandals so that they could not retreat. However, Vandal 3 grabbed Ban'rion Cliste by the arm and pulled her out of the wall of defense. The gap was quickly sealed, but Vandal 3 took the longsword that the queen had and held it to her throat. He threatened to kill her if she screamed and ducked under the formation, running away with the queen to the Uncyclopedian campsite in Ireland. Brambleberry of RiverClan offered to go after Vandal 3 and bring Ban'rion Cliste back, but Whoop whoop pull up told her that she had to stay so that she wouldn't be killed. Then Brambleberry of RiverClan caused a distraction that caused Vandal 6 to headbutt her. However, as he came charging towards her, she leapt and tore out his throat. When the Uncyclopedian army realized that Vandal 6 was dead, they made a hasty retreat so as not to be the next victims.
April 20, 2018: The Penguins Change Sides
[edit]While Whoop whoop pull up and Brambleberry of RiverClan were navigating the fortress of Willy on Wheels, they questioned whether Thekillerpenguin's ghost (as he had died in the last movie) would still be on the side of Wikipedia, as the Alliance of Penguins had chosen to side with Uncyclopedia. The ghost of Thekillerpenguin then visited them and said that he would travel to the capital and compel Dockuin to change sides. Thekillerpenguin's ghost visited Dockuin at night and injected him with a serum that would make him immortal before stuffing him into a meat grinder with vinegar and other acids, all while listening to elevator music. The next morning, Dockuin sent for two messengers; one would tell Willy that they would be breaking off all communications with Uncyclopedia and another to inform Jimbo that the Alliance of Penguins would now be supporting them.
On the way to the Appalachian Mountains, the messenger sent to inform Jimbo was being chased by the guards, who did not believe his story. He manages to reach Jimbo's tent in the end, a bloody heap, before he is eventually killed. Jimbo ordered his body to be sent back to Antarctica in a cardboard box. However, Jimbo then reads the document that the messenger was to deliver. Then a stranger approaches, and it turns out to be Thekillerpenguin with his body back, though he is now much taller than he ever was before. On 9 April 2018 the Alliance of Penguins officially joined the Wikipedian army.
December 13 - December 16, 2018: Last Battle of Tampa City
[edit]From 13 December to 16 December 2018, the Last Battle of Tampa City was occurring in Tampa City, Florida. The Uncyclopedian army acquired two more allies: The United Nation of Leopard Seals (whom they acquired upon learning that the Alliance of Penguins was breaking off all contact with them) and the Dramapedians, whom they first believed to be extinct. However, what the Uncyclopedians did not know was that all the allies of the Wikipedians were coming: the Wikipedians, the WikiPumas, the Alliance of Penguins, the American Union, and the Irish Empire. Before, at a meeting of the Council of Wiki, Brambleberry of RiverClan had formulated a plan. Two large fighting machines, the Wiki Gear JIM and the Vandal Gear WOW, piloted by Jimbo Wales and Willy on Wheels, were fighting in the middle of Tampa City. Thekillerpenguin gave Jimbo a magic box before the battle, and when he opened it a small pistol from another dimension was inside. Jimbo shot the pistol at the Vandal Gear WOW, which caused failure of the machine. Jimbo Wales then used his banhammer for a final hit on the Vandal Gear, which promptly exploded. However, Vandal 10, a sockpuppet of Willy on Wheels, prepared to destroy Jimbo for once and for all. Brambleberry of RiverClan was given administrator tools, which she used to temporarily kill Willy on Wheels with one scratch, which also killed all the other vandals. Meanwhile, Thekillerpenguin rescued Ban'rion Cliste. All three were given medals and special privileges called the Jimbo Privileges that gave them as much power as Jimbo himself. However, a snowstorm separated them and an unknown person, later revealed to be A ding ding ding ding…, threatened to take over Wikipedia.
The Social Hierarchy of the WikiVerse
[edit]Each of the continents of the WikiVerse has a different social hierarchy. All of the social ranks are in ascending order.
Wikia
[edit]Wikimedia
[edit]Wikimedia has the most organized social hierarchy of all the continents, partially because they work together the most and partially because they were the first and most prominent continent of the WikiVerse.
Official social hierarchy
[edit]The official social hierarchy of Wikimedia is a set hierarchy. Everything in hierarchy above "autoconfirmed user" must apply at the Requests Office between the village pump and the village stocks.
Anonymous user
[edit]An anonymous user in the WikiVerse is a user who has not yet applied to become an official citizen of the WikiVerse. They are allowed to reside here, but they do not get a special home like the official citizens, nor do they get other privileges that citizens get, such as not being able to submit pictures to pages. Some constructive anonymous users are praised and are respected for their decision not to create an account, while others must be condemned for their destructive edits. Anonymous users, like citizens, are capable of being banned from the continent of Wikimedia. Even though they have no home, anonymous users still have mailboxes, a fact that no one but the Mighty Jimbo is able to understand.
New user
[edit]A new user in the WikiVerse is a user who has just applied to become an official citizen of the WikiVerse. They, unlike anonymous users, get a special home. Unlike autoconfirmed users, they cannot edit semi-protected pages until he/she is 4 days old or have made 10 edits to Wikipedia. However, they can apply at the Request for edit desk to edit such a page.
Autoconfirmed user
[edit]Administrator
[edit]Bureaucrat
[edit]Steward
[edit]A steward is, simply, a drifter. They are also, however, shapeshifters. They have no set role but can easily fill the mold of admins, checkusers, oversighters, and bureaucrats when there is a shortage. Becoming a steward is a very difficult process, but it can hold many awards with all the newfound power that is held. Great power, however, means great responsibility, and some stewards can find it exhausting and must take many Wikibreaks to deal with the fatigue they face. There are currently forty-one active stewards, but this number is subject to change.
Special privileges
[edit]Reviewer
[edit]Rollbacker
[edit]Autopatroller
[edit]Confirmed user
[edit]File mover
[edit]Account creator
[edit]Ipblock-exempt
[edit]Edit Filter managers
[edit]Oversight
[edit]CheckUser
[edit]Importers and Transwiki
[edit]Afftest and afftest-hide
[edit]Others
[edit]Bots
[edit]Founders
[edit]Researchers
[edit]Ombudsman
[edit]WikiFauna
[edit]Blocked
[edit]Mighty Jimbo
[edit]There is no other continent in the WikiVerse where the Mighty Jimbo is praised so highly. That is perhaps the reason why Jimbo's main home is in Wikimedia. His favorite country is Wikipedia, though he also spends a great amount of time in the Meta. He is the creator of the WikiVerse, but since he is so busy he gives power to Larry Sanger in Wikimedia and Angela Beesley in Wikia. Both the country and the continent of Uncyclopedia reject his rule and embrace Willy on Wheels as their sole ruler, the first decision when they broke free from the continent of Wikia.
Uncyclopedia
[edit]User
[edit]Willy on Wheels
[edit]Willy on Wheels is at the same level to Uncyclopedians as Mighty Jimbo is to Wikipedians and some Wikians. Because of the fact that Willy on Wheels is the Jimbo-equivalent, Wikipedians and Wikians will occasionally shun Uncyclopedians altogether, though some Wikipedians and Wikians are honorary citizens of Uncyclopedia, but refuse to worship Willy on Wheels.
Fauna
[edit]Wikimedia is rich in fauna. There are three categories: legendary creatures, or those not found on Earth; mundane creatures, or a Wikified version of a natural creature; and occupations, or jobs that consume a person to the point where they are in another category.
Legendary creatures
[edit]- A WikiAngel is a citizen of Wikimedia that no longer actively works to build on the cities, but still watches ovr the community.
- A WikiCyclops' work in the community is placed on a singular subject at a time, due to their one eye and therefore one vision.
- A WikiDragon is an endangered species of WikiFauna that
- WikiElf
- WikiFairy
- WikiFallen
- WikiGiant
- WikiGnome
- WikiGremlin
- WikiGryphon
- WikiHobbit
- WikiImp
- WikiKraken
- WikiOgre
- WikiReaper
- WikiTroll
- WikiVampire
- WikiWarlock
- WikiWitch
- WikiWizard
- WikiZombie
Mundane creatures
[edit]- WikiBear
- WikiCat
- WikiDodo
- WikiGoat
- WikiKomodo
- WikiJaguar
- WikiMinnow
- WikiMule
- WikiOtter
- WikiPeacock
- WikiPig
- WikiPlatypus
- WikiPuma
- WikiPuppy
- WikiRabbit
- WikiSloth
- WikiTrout
- WikiWhale
- WikiWolfcub
Occupations
[edit]- WikiBarbarian
- WikiChef
- WikiGoon
- WikiHunter
- WikiJanitor
- WikiKing
- WikiKnight
- WikiMercenary
- WikiPolice
- WikiPrincess
Laws and Essays
[edit]Every continent has its own rules on how to behave.