User:Brambleberry of RiverClan/Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War

Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War
The Third Battle of Tampa City, as portrayed in Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo
Date April 3, 2017 - December 16, 2018 (1 year, 8 months, and 13 days) Location The WikiVerse Result Wikipedian victory
Belligerents
Wikipedia	Uncyclopedia
WikiPumas	United Nation of Leopard Seals
American Union	Dramapedians
Irish Empire
Alliance of Penguins
Commanders and leaders
Jimbo Wales Whoop whoop pull up Cluebot VII † Eiffel The Bread † Brambleberry of RiverClan Cluebot IX  (C) Norton III Ban'rion Cliste Dockuin Thekillerpenguin	Willy on Wheels General BigTooth Drama Llama †

The Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War (April 3, 2017 - December 16, 2018) was a military conflict between Wikipedians (supported by the WikiPumas, the American Union, the Irish Empire, and the Alliance of Penguins), led by Jimbo Wales, and Uncyclopedians, led by Willy on Wheels (formerly supported by the Alliance of Penguins). The list of casualties is the highest that any war has ever seen, specifically in the WikiVerse. The war was led by Willy on Wheels on the offensive, a move made a while after Willy first began his violent attacks on Wikipedia.

There have been battles underneath WP:ELEM, in Gainesville, in Dublin, and four battles in Tampa City.

Though there have been many civilian casualties, only two commanders have been killed: Cluebot VII and The Bread, both on the side of the Wikipedians. Cluebot IX suffered extreme injury, and Ban'rion Cliste was taken as a prisoner of war by the Uncyclopedians. It is believed that since there were so few commanders on the Uncyclopedian's side, it would be difficult to get a casualty.

Background

These sockpuppets had a variety of disguises for infiltrating Tampa.

Willy on Wheels, who demands that he be referred to as the Great Willy of Uncyclopedia and Vandalism, made his first attack on Wikipedia on 20 August 2004. He had a frantic style of attacks and several disguises that he would use to enter again. One time, he put on a coat that could be put on by many as a disguise and vandalized the Main Page, a crime almost as bad as deleting it (but not quite as bad). Willy on Wheels refused to stop his assaults, coming back after being banned anywhere from minutes to weeks later. Nobody knew when he was going to strike next. He discovered that the easiest thing to do was to rename pages, as it was difficult to fix. In 2005, he even boasted a challenge to his fellow vandals called the Willys 500: whoever could get to 500 vandalism edits without being banned would win. However, he was ultimately and always defeated and cast out of Wikipedia. Eventually he decided that he was defeated and left for Uncyclopedia, where he was worshipped to the same degree as Jimbo Wales is in Wikipedia. He spent his time in Uncyclopedia gathering a devout following willing to follow him to death. In 2017, when he felt that he had enough support to make an attack, Willy on Wheels came back with a vengeance, and he had all of Uncyclopedia on his side this time. He led an assault on Wikipedia by getting Jimbo Wales to be arrested. This allowed him to sneak into the Tampa Skyscraper and take over, renaming Tampa City "Uncyclopolis." Jimbo got released only to find the new Wikipedia, and the attacks began to get it back.

Terminology

An illustration of a vandal going into battle.

The "Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War" is not the only name given for this war. You see, each of the races has a different name for it, and even within races different names abound. Here are some examples:

• Wikipedians call it the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War
• Wikipedians call it the War on Vandalism
• Wikipedians call it the Jimbo-Willy War
• Wikipedians call it the Tampa City War
• WikiPumas call it the War Against Willy
• The American Union calls it the Wikipedian War
• The Irish Empire calls it Cogadh in Aghaidh Uncyclopedia (War Against Uncyclopedia)
• The Alliance of Penguins used to call it the War on Jimbo
• The Alliance of Penguins now calls it the War of Jimbo
• Uncyclopedians call it the War on Seriousness
• Uncyclopedians call it the Uncyclopedian-Wikipedian War (because Uncyclopedia is always first)
• Uncyclopedians call it the Willy-Jimbo War (see above)
• Uncyclopedians sometimes just call it the Uncyclopedian War

Course of the war

The Takeover (2 April 2017)

The Uncyclopedian declaration of war.

On 2 April 2017, Willy on Wheels gathered a council of the ten best vandals (nine, as the tenth was a sockpuppet of Willy himself) to discuss what they were going to do to overthrow Mighty Jimbo. They called it their master plan. Vandals 4 and 5 climbed the Tampa Skyscraper while the Attorney General arrested Jimbo Wales. While this was happening, a few sockpuppets and rogue admins infiltrated the tower from the inside. While Jimbo was working his way out of court, the Tampa Skyscraper was being taken over by Willy on Wheels. Willy on Wheels went out over the country of Wikipedia with a bullhorn, hung the flags of the Ottoman Empire—the Uncyclopedian flags were being repaired and remanufactured after the Coalition of Vandals was defeated in late 2016—and declared from the Tampa Skyscraper that Uncyclopedia was officially at war with Wikipedia. The vandals exited the building quickly and Willy on Wheels was given the honor of officially destroying the Tampa Skyscraper with the use of dynamite. Users at the scene of the crime report that it "rained fire" for as far as fifty blocks away, and a report declared that three hundred users were killed by large chunks of the Tampa Skyscraper crushing their skulls, four hundred were killed by broken glass, and two hundred fifty were killed in the explosion. Fifty more were killed when they were standing in the way of an Uncyclopedian riot of happiness. An Uncyclopedian riot of happiness is when a vandal runs through the streets with a dagger, dancing and flinging the blade. This will occasionally hit people that stand too close, as was the case with the takeover.

First Battle of Tampa City (4 April 2017 – 6 April 2017)

The Wikipedian casualties of the First Battle of Tampa City.

An event that was undocumented in Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo so they could keep their PG-13 rating with the MPAA happened when Jimbo was finally released from court and came back to find Tampa City renamed Uncyclopolis. Jimbo reacted impulsively with a flash of rage and declared an attack on Willy on Wheels. All users that were within a one-mile radius of the new capital, Vandal Skyscraper, were called to lead an attack on Willy in that capital. The users were thoroughly unprepared for the attack on Vandal Skyscraper and charged into battle with little more than Twinkle and a shiv. A few had guns, and Jimbo gave some of them packs with rollback, reviewer, CheckUser, and oversight tools. However, they underestimated the power that Willy on Wheels had now that he was in control of Wikipedia. This motley crew of users rushed into Vandal Skyscraper, and specific vandals known as JarlaxleArtemis, Mr. Treason, and FanaticDeletionistBot wiped out one thousand on sight. Then a group of one baker's dozen rogue admins took to the streets and began shooting civilians as well as the warriors. This prompted even more civilians to join the cause, as those horrified at the sight of civilian casualties took to battle.

Second Battle of Tampa City (18 April 2017 – 21 April 2017)

Prisoners of war in the Second Battle of Tampa City.

The Second Battle of Tampa City also went without being portrayed in cinema, though it was not nearly as bloody as the First Battle of Tampa City. Suggestions have been made of why Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo did not recognize this event. The most common reason given is that it displays Wikipedia as weak. The death toll was only about ⅛ that of the First Battle of Tampa City, mostly because the Wikipedians were prepared for the Second Battle. However, it was in the Second Battle of Tampa City that about ⅝ of the survivors were taken as prisoners of war by the Uncyclopedians. These prisoners of war were given tests by Uncyclopedia to test their strength. If they passed at least 75% of these tests, the prisoner was taken to a soundproof white room by Willy on Wheels and given electroshock therapy until they pledged eternal allegiance to the Uncyclopedian army. If they passed 50-74% of these tests they were used as front linemen to protect the more valuable, and they did not require electroshock therapy. Most of these middle-strengthmen would fight with only the promise of freedom dangled before them. Any prisoners of war taken that passed less than half of these tests were locked up in subpar holding facilities, given three meals of bread and water a day, and slept on a sheet rather than a mattress. While there may have been many prisoners of war taken by the Uncyclopedian army, however, about ⅓ of Uncyclopedians were killed by Wikipedians, who do not take prisoners. The Wikipedians admitted, however, the Uncyclopedian's victory.

Third Battle of Tampa City (6 June 2017 – 9 June 2017)

The W.P.S. Tornado sinking in Tampa Bay after hitting an Uncyclopedian mine.

The Third Battle of Tampa City was the only battle lost by the Wikipedians to be portrayed in Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo. It lasted three days from 6 June 2017 to 9 June 2017. It also resulted in the deaths of two commanders for Wikipedia, Cluebot VII and The Bread. Two ships, the W.P.S. Tornado and the W.P.S. Garrote, were sent to land troops on Tampa Beach. The Garrote made it across and obliterated the Uncyclopedian First Army, while the Tornado hit an Uncyclopedian mine and sank. Jimbo's command tank moved in from Tampa Beach, and a bomb landed directly on top, meant to assassinate Jimbo. However, the leader of Wikipedia made it out alive. Cluebot VII, on the other hand, was killed. Whoop whoop pull up lead an army from the city, though Willy on Wheels sent a nuclear bomb to attack the Wikipedian army. It resulted in the deaths of 99.999% of Whoop whoop pull up's army, or 888,000 users. This caused the remaining users to care more about their lives than the state of Wikipedia, and they abandoned the battle altogether. While Willy on Wheels destroyed the rest of Tampa City, proclaiming his victory. However, he was concussed by a piece of sodium. When it began to rain in Tampa City, the sodium ignited and casued a sodium explosion. This was Mav's backup plan, and it succeeded in killing 300,000 vandals. However, Whoop whoop pull up recognized that even with the sodium explosion, resistance was futile and they would have to abandon Tampa City for now lest they lose any more valuable users. Not to mention, Mr. Treason and JarlaxleArtemis went missing for the entire Third Battle of Tampa City. The Wikipedians admitted the victory of the Uncyclopedians and made a hasty retreat.

Battle of WP:ELEM (13 June 2017 – 14 June 2017)

A fallen WikiPuma before leaping into battle.

The Battle of WP:ELEM was well known in the history books and the media for the stunning victory made by the Wikipedians with only four users. Before the battle, Mav and Whoop whoop pull up got a call from two Wikipedians in WP:ELEM that they had found the location of the air. Upon seeing a large quandry of WikiDragons and WikiPumas, they attempted to ride the WikiFauna like horses, and Whoop whoop pull up rode on Brambleberry of RiverClan, the praetor of the WikiPumas. Brambleberry of RiverClan declared that they would join forces with the Wikipedians in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War, as Willy on Wheels destroyed her means of living when he deleted all articles. Brambleberry of RiverClan took Whoop whoop pull up and Mav through the "What is a Troll?" Woods in the Meta, where Mav tried to attack a troll and the three barely escaped with their lives. When they reached WP:ELEM, a vandal popped up from behind a large rock, but was quickly killed by Whoop whoop pull up. However, upon knowing that there would be a battle with the vandals, Brambleberry of RiverClan emitted a loud war shriek that grew her claws and fangs out, and thirty million WikiPumas answered her call. They found the two Wikipedians bound against their will. One WikiPuma released them, but this set off an alarm that made all fifteen million Uncyclopedians come into the lair to attack the WikiPumas and Wikipedians. Brambleberry of RiverClan found out that the number on a vandal's shirt is his rank to Willy on Wheels, so Whoop whoop pull up, Mav, and Bramblebery of RiverClan decided that they were going to find Vandal 1, not kill him, pull him out of the fray and question him on his service to Willy on Wheels. The other nine of Willy's main council members were killed, either by Whoop whoop pull up and his FG 42 or by Brambleberry of RiverClan with her claws and fangs. When they found Vandal 1, Brambleberry of RiverClan, Whoop whoop pull up, and Mav pulled him aside for questioning. There, the heroes found out that Uncyclopolis was the new name for Tampa City and that Willy on Wheels did not have any weapons of mass destruction for earth, but rather he had weapons of mass destruction for Wikipedia. They also found out that though Vandal 1 only looked twenty-five, he had been in Willy's service for thirty years, and Willy on Wheels created a potion that stopped your aging completely, and he was planning to keep fighting until Jimbo Wales was too old to keep it up and dropped dead. Whoop whoop pull up decided that was all the information his party needed and shot Vandal 1 to death. However, as they later found out, he was not truly dead, and neither was the rest of the council.

Battle of Gainesville (30 December 2017 – 3 January 2018)

Fighting in Gainesville.

The Battle of Gainesville took place in Gainesville, Florida from 30 December 2017 to 3 January 2018. Prior to this event, Wikipedia and the WikiPumas created a treaty of alliance that was signed by the American Union, specifically Emperor Norton III. Retaking Gainesville was believed at the time to be the last step before regaining control of Tampa City. Before the actual fighting began in Gainesville there was a standoff between Willy on Wheels and Jimbo Wales to see if one would surrender before fighting actually broke out. After Willy's bodyguards, the CIA, the Uncyclopedian Special Forces, and the American/WikiPuman/Wikipedian armies appeared, the battle officially began. Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up noticed that all the council members they had killed in the Battle of WP:ELEM were alive and looked exactly the same, not like a sockpuppet which has a few variations. Vandal 2, a 300-pound brute who is all muscle, threw a WikiTrout like a discus at Whoop whoop pull up, who got knocked unconscious. To save him from getting killed, Brambleberry of RiverClan dragged him up into a tree. Meanwhile, Cluebot IX was being backed into a corner by Willy on Wheels. When there was no possible escape, Willy made a lunge that castrated Cluebot IX. Cluebot then emitted an ultrasonic scream that resulted in the win for the Wikipedian army. However, there were serious losses on either side, as all tanks but one were destroyed in the battle.

Battle of Dublin (1 March 2018 – 2 March 2018)

Irish and Wikipedian armies digging in.

The Battle of Dublin was an event that happened in the first two days of March 2018 and was another victory for the Wikipedian army. Earlier that day, the Wikipedians and WikiPumas went to the capital of the Irish Empire to meet Ban'rion Cliste and get her to ally with the Wikipedian army. She obliged, and soon after the Uncyclopedian army came to Dublin. While the Wikipedians had been getting the side of the Irish Empire, the Uncyclopedians gained the help of the Alliance of Penguins. Before the battle, Brambleberry of RiverClan had been studying the works of ancient commanders and decided that the best thing to do would be to trap the vandals so that they could not retreat. However, Vandal 3 grabbed Ban'rion Cliste by the arm and pulled her out of the wall of defense. The gap was quickly sealed, but Vandal 3 took the longsword that the queen had and held it to her throat. He threatened to kill her if she screamed and ducked under the formation, running away with the queen to the Uncyclopedian campsite in Ireland. Brambleberry of RiverClan offered to go after Vandal 3 and bring Ban'rion Cliste back, but Whoop whoop pull up told her that she had to stay so that she wouldn't be killed. Then Brambleberry of RiverClan caused a distraction that caused Vandal 6 to headbutt her. However, as he came charging towards her, she leapt and tore out his throat. When the Uncyclopedian army realized that Vandal 6 was dead, they made a hasty retreat so as not to be the next victims.

The Penguins Change Sides (9 April 2018)

This messenger was sent to declare the changing of sides.

While Whoop whoop pull up and Brambleberry of RiverClan were navigating the fortress of Willy on Wheels, they questioned whether Thekillerpenguin's ghost (as he had died in the last movie) would still be on the side of Wikipedia, as the Alliance of Penguins had chosen to side with Uncyclopedia. The ghost of Thekillerpenguin then visited them and said that he would travel to the capital and compel Dockuin to change sides. Thekillerpenguin's ghost visited Dockuin at night and injected him with a serum that would make him immortal before stuffing him into a meat grinder with vinegar and other acids, all while listening to elevator music. The next morning, Dockuin sent for two messengers; one would tell Willy that they would be breaking off all communications with Uncyclopedia and another to inform Jimbo that the Alliance of Penguins would now be supporting them.

On the way to the Appalachian Mountains, the messenger sent to inform Jimbo was being chased by the guards, who did not believe his story. He manages to reach Jimbo's tent in the end, a bloody heap, before he is eventually killed. Jimbo ordered his body to be sent back to Antarctica in a cardboard box. However, Jimbo then reads the document that the messenger was to deliver. Then a stranger approaches, and it turns out to be Thekillerpenguin with his body back, though he is now much taller than he ever was before. On 9 April 2018 the Alliance of Penguins officially joined the Wikipedian army.

Last Battle of Tampa City (13 December 2018 – 16 December 2018)

Willy on Wheels officially surrenders.

From 13 December to 16 December 2018, the Last Battle of Tampa City was occurring in Tampa City, Florida. The Uncyclopedian army acquired two more allies: The United Nation of Leopard Seals (whom they acquired upon learning that the Alliance of Penguins was breaking off all contact with them) and the Dramapedians, whom they first believed to be extinct. However, what the Uncyclopedians did not know was that all the allies of the Wikipedians were coming: the Wikipedians, the WikiPumas, the Alliance of Penguins, the American Union, and the Irish Empire. Before, at a meeting of the Council of Wiki, Brambleberry of RiverClan had formulated a plan. Two large fighting machines, the Wiki Gear JIM and the Vandal Gear WOW, piloted by Jimbo Wales and Willy on Wheels, were fighting in the middle of Tampa City. Thekillerpenguin gave Jimbo a magic box before the battle, and when he opened it a small pistol from another dimension was inside. Jimbo shot the pistol at the Vandal Gear WOW, which caused failure of the machine. Jimbo Wales then used his banhammer for a final hit on the Vandal Gear, which promptly exploded. However, Vandal 10, a sockpuppet of Willy on Wheels, prepared to destroy Jimbo for once and for all. Brambleberry of RiverClan was given administrator tools, which she used to temporarily kill Willy on Wheels with one scratch, which also killed all the other vandals. Meanwhile, Thekillerpenguin rescued Ban'rion Cliste. All three were given medals and special privileges called the Jimbo Privileges that gave them as much power as Jimbo himself. However, a snowstorm separated them and an unknown person, later revealed to be A ding ding ding ding…, threatened to take over Wikipedia.

Characteristics

Casualties

Uncyclopedian casualties of the Last Battle of Tampa City.

The data released publicly by the Wikipedian Department of Defense declares the Wikipedians suffered 5,983,399 Wikipedian deaths in war. In addition, there was the destruction of 208 tanks, 305 submarines, 2 heavy cruisers, and 3,572 bots. The data released by the American Union Department of Defense declares the American Union suffered 1,283,184 infantry deaths in war and 220,091 cavalry deaths in war. In addition, there was the destruction of 255 tanks. The data released by the Irish Empire Department of Defense declares the Irish Empire suffered 1,078,197 infantry deaths in war and 20,306 Faol Lochra deaths in war. In addition, there was the destruction of 120 tanks. The data released by the WikiPuma's leader, Brambleberry of RiverClan, declares the WikiPumas suffered 22,435,034 WikiPuma deaths in war. The data released by the Alliance of Penguins' Legionaries Death Report declares the Alliance of Penguins suffered 11,493,560 Legionaries deaths in war, 750,000 on the side of the Uncyclopedians and 10,753,560 on the side of the Wikipedians. In addition, there was the destruction of 57 VTOLs, all on the side of the Wikipedians.

The data released by the Uncyclopedian Department of Defense declares the Uncyclopedians suffered 37,793,835 vandal deaths in war. In additon, there was the destruction of 14,202 tanks, 417 submarines, 1 aircraft carrier, 2 heavy cruisers, 1 light cruiser, 20 destroyers, and 1 Vandal Gear WoW. The data released by the United Nation of Leopard Seals' Department of Defense declares the United Nation of Leopard Seals suffered 3,972,660 infantry deaths in war. In addition, there was the destruction of 367 tanks. The data released by the Dramapedians' new leader, the Drama Mama, declares the Dramapedians suffered 4,008,749 infantry deaths in war. The Dramapedians, lacking modern technology, had nothing but infantry.

Armored warfare

Wikipedian tanks advancing.

Armored warfare was an important part of the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War for both sides, though it was not initially gained until the Third Battle of Tampa City. In the Third Battle, a commander known as Cluebot VII was killed when a bomb landed on the one tank. In that war, the tank of the Wikipedians were greatly outnumbered by the 382 that the Uncyclopedians had, though a sodium explosion still managed to destroy 273 of these Uncyclopedian tanks. In the Battles of Gainesville and Dublin, Uncyclopedian tanks continued to greatly outnumber the Wikipedian, though in the Last Battle of Tampa City, the Wikipedians had 205 tanks while the Uncyclopedians and United Nation of Leopard Seals only had 200 combined.

Tanks were not as important in the Battle of Bagel Hill, part of the Penguin-Leopard Seal War. As part of an agreement by the penguins, they would only offer to help the Wikipedians if the Wikipedians helped them win back Bagel Hill. While the Leopard Seals had three hundred heavily armored tanks, the armored warfare was no match for the penguins, who had state-of-the-art VTOLs. In the end, every Leopard Seal tank was destroyed by the Alliance of Penguins, and those tanks only destroyed 20 VTOLs. However, the Leopard Seals brought their tanks back for the Last Battle of Tampa City.

A new type of armored warfare, specifically a large mech, was made by both sides for their leaders; the Wiki Gear JIM was made for Jimbo Wales by the Wikipedians and the Vandal Gear WOW was made for Willy on Wheels by the Uncyclopedians. In the Last Battle of Tampa City, both of these mechs fought in the center of the battleground. In the end, a golden bullet from another dimension was shot at the Vandal Gear WOW that resulted in engine failure, the downing of power systems, and the destruction of the main computer.

Aerial warfare

While no photos have shown the exact model of VTOL that the penguins use, it is said to look like a cross of a Osprey (shown), with the cockpit of an early model of Hind helicopter, with two hoverjets on the wingtips instead of propellers.

Aerial warfare did not become important to the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian war until the last two wars that the Wikipedians were involved in: the Battle of Bagel Hill, a part of the Penguin-Leopard Seal War that the Wikipedians were involved in, and the Last Battle of Tampa City. In both of these wars, the VTOL was the most important aerial weapon to the Wikipedians, and those supporting the Uncyclopedians did not have aerial weaponry at all. This is one possible reason for the eventual win of the Wikipedians.

In the Battle of Bagel Hill, the Alliance of Penguins had two hundred vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) aircraft in addition to only 600 Legionaries, or infantry. The United Nation of Leopard Seals had but only infantry and three hundred tanks. The VTOLs and their Air Force pilots managed to destroy every tank of the United Nation of Leopard Seals that was placed on the battleground. This did not include, however, a tank containing General BigTooth of the Leopard Seals and an unknown person who later turned out to be a vandal named A ding ding ding ding…. The tanks themselves only succeeded in destroying twenty of the VTOLs, and this only killed fourteen pilots. The rest escaped via a parachute and continued to fight on land as a Legionary, picking up the armor of the fallen to defend themselves.

In the Last Battle of Tampa City, the Alliance of Penguins took their remaining one hundred and eighty VTOLs to the city in Florida. The six pilots that lost their vertical take-off and landing aircraft but escaped the war jet became copilots for the six VTOLs piloted by the least experienced penguins. When these six aircraft were in the sky, they took down a combined 3,107 vandals, 4,701 leopard seals, 2,749 Dramapedians, and 26 tanks. Only one of these six VTOLs with two pilots was taken down by the Vandal Gear WOW, and this time the doors were stuck. Both penguins died in the crash. Thirty-six other VTOLs were destroyed by the Uncyclopedians, twenty-two by the Vandal Gear WOW and only thirteen by the tanks. The fourteenth was tampered with by a rogue admin before hand and crashed almost as soon as it took off.

The model used by the penguins in the wars is the MK-5 Penguin Aerial Vehicle, armed with a 30mm chaingun,50mm rockets, and a unmanned sentry in the tail end. The constant small-arms fire the VTOLs sustained meant that minor repairs were common.

Naval warfare

The W.P.S. Tornado.

Naval warfare was only important to the Third Battle of Tampa City, as all other attacks were made strictly by land. In that war, the Wikipedian army had 394 submarines and 2 heavy cruisers, the W.P.S. Tornado and the W.P.S. Garrote. However, the Uncyclopedian army had 1,650 submarines, 4 aircraft carriers, 8 heavy cruisers, 15 light cruisers, and 27 destroyers. The prize and joy of the Uncyclopedian army navally was the W.O.W. Vandal, a destroyer that was responsible for the deaths of over 1,000 in the Wikipedian Navy. All three of these ships, the Tornado, Garrote, and Vandal, were eventually sunk by Uncyclopedian mines. The Vandal's captain was a drunkard who had not known the exact location of Uncyclopedian naval mines and drove his ship right over one of the largest.

The Wikipedians got to Tampa City through use of their submarines and aircraft carriers. The Tornado and Garrote steamed onto Tampa Bay with the Garrote ahead. It landed and disgorged its troops safely, obliterating the Uncyclopedian First Army with a blast. However, the Uncyclopedians opened fire and a panicked captain immediately began driving backwards with no care for personal safety into an Uncyclopedian naval mine. The Tornado, not seeing the Garrote explode in an Uncyclopedian mine attack, attempted to lodge safely where the Garrote had upon seeing it move away. The path they took was not safe, however, and it hit another mine. The Tornado then sank with all hands on deck.

War crimes

An Uncyclopedian war crime.

Against civilians

When the Uncyclopedians officially declared war, they went through the records of every user and discovered which ones were also members of Wikipedia. Those that were were either executed on the spot or had their houses set on fire by Uncyclopedian guards. The fires that were caused commonly spread due to heavy night winds, often resulting in the wrongful deaths of dozens. The most common of these happened on 18 April 2017, which claimed the houses of 103 and the lives of 164 Uncyclopedians.

When the Uncyclopedians renamed Tampa City "Uncyclopolis" and redid all of the architecture, they would go into the homes of some that were neither Wikipedians nor Uncyclopedians. If they refused to join the Uncyclopedian army, they were often killed on the spot. If they had children young enough not to know about the war, the children were fed lies into joining, where they were often put on the front lines to stop Wikipedians from shooting.

Against military

Uncyclopedians that were taken as prisoners of war by the Wikipedians were often placed in maximum-security prison with all other vandals and were never killed. Some of them were even given comfortable conditions. However, occasionally, a vandal-fighter who refused to accept the gentler methods of the Wikipedians would occasionally go into the prisons and kill all prisoners of war. Ironically, these Wikipedian vandal-fighters were placed in the same maximum-security prisons.

Wikipedians that were taken as prisoners of war by the Uncyclopedians, however, were given grueling exams. Those that passed at least ¾ of these exams were taken to a soundproof white room where they were given electroshock therapy until they either pledged eternal allegiance to Willy on Wheels or died. If they passed at least ½ of these tests they were told that they would be given freedom if they served as front-linemen until the end of the war. If they did not accept, they were killed on sight. Any prisoners that failed, passing under half of these tests, were held in subpar facilities until they were eventually killed before the Last Battle of Tampa City.

Use of fauna

Sergeant SpotFin, a leopard seal warrior.

Penguins and pumas were integral parts in the success of the Wikipedian army, while leopard seals and the Drama Llama were parts of the Uncyclopedian army.

The pumas joined the Wikipedian army when Willy on Wheels and his team of vandals destroyed every article and they had nothing to eat. Whoop whoop pull up, a bureaucrat, decided that he was going to use a WikiPuma like a horse to get to WP:ELEM, and it ended up that he was on Brambleberry of RiverClan, the leader of the WikiPumas. She agreed to help them, along with the others of her kind, and with nothing in return.

The Alliance of Penguins, on the other hand, started out being allies with Uncyclopedia. However, when Thekillerpenguin got his body back, he used dream control to convince the leader of the penguins, Dockuin, to change sides to the Wikipedian army. From then on, the penguins sent their Legionaries, their top fighters, to help Wikipedia.

When the penguins changed sides, the Uncyclopedians turned to their enemies, the leopard seals, to join the Uncyclopedian army. The leopard seals, led by General BigTooth and accompanied by Sergeant SpotFin, took part in the Last Battle of Tampa City.

Willy on Wheels managed to find an abandoned wasteland with Dramapedians. The Dramapedians were led by the Drama Llama, caretaker of all drama.

Reaction

Civilian

A Wikipedian protest to the war.

The majority of Wikipedians supported the war, saying that it was an extremely important step in finally destroying vandalism on Wikipedia, and if Willy on Wheels was defeated it would scare all other vandals into never wanting to destroy Wikipedia again. Even those too scared to join the cause themselves supported in other ways, through donations to get more advanced technology or food donations for troops on the move.

Wikipedians that objected to the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War often did not protest physically, and when pressed by their friends said that it was not fighting vandalism that they were objecting, but rather they were objecting to the life that a severely injured Wikipedian soldier would be subject to after the war. They said that if a Wikipedian was unable to edit due to an injury, they were not given any opportunities to show themselves another way. However, most of these objectors were dispelled when asked what those other ways would be, coming up without any ideas.

Most Americans and Irishmen were against the war, saying that it was not the problem of Norton or Cliste, though they supported any decision that their rulers would make. Once again, protests were not made physically, though there was a surge in anonymous publications of anti-war material, either books or satirical cartoons.

Uncyclopedians were strictly pro-war, saying that once they took Wikipedia, they would get the skills needed to vandalize other, more important places such as The New York Times website, fooling people into thinking that there was incorrect news. Those that were anti-war for whatever reason were shot, even those that protested in favor of Uncyclopedia. Only one anonymous publication got under the wire, and it summed up the feelings of most anti-war Uncyclopedians quite well:

“ It has become quite obvious to the majority of us that are intelligent enough to realize it that there is one major flaw in the Uncyclopedian-Wikipedian War. If we take Wikipedia, then we cannot vandalize Wikipedia. Therefore we are dooming ourselves to a life without vandalism if we decide to become the owners of our place of vandalism. Under Willy, vandalism will become completely legal, and if vandalism is legal, then the thrill of committing a crime is removed. ” — Anonymous, The Fault in the War

Media

The Wikipedia franchise benefited from the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War.

Main pages: Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo and Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals

While WikiNews has given little to no attention to the war, acting as if it did not happen and refusing to play propaganda tapes for either side, two of the five movies in the Wikipedia franchise were based off of the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War: Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo and Wikipedia IV: Attack of the Vandals. The movies were an entirely accurate portrayal of the war except for the chosen voices to play animalian characters: WikiPuma Brambleberry of RiverClan and bionic penguin Thekillerpenguin; Miley Cyrus for Brambleberry of RiverClan and Justin Beiber for Thekillerpenguin. In addition, the third Wikipedia movie, Wikipedia III: Revenge of Jimbo, failed to note the existence of the First Battle of Tampa City and the Second Battle of Tampa City. The reason for the lack of existence of the First Battle of Tampa City is that the losses were just to great and producers say that it would have made the Wikipedian army seem "pathetic" and "weak" to show the casualties. The reason for the lack of existence of the Second Battle of Tampa City is similar, though instead of deaths, the amount of prisoners of war taken was "sick." When asked if they could lie about the statistics, the producers responded publicly.

“ That would be propaganda, which is entirely wrong. We refuse to outright lie about historical events, especially those that resulted in deaths. Instead, we chose to omit the most horrendous moments to spare the feelings of the families affected by this war. We wish only to show a historical event in a manner that culturally educates visual learners. ”

Uncyclopedia, on the other hand, used propaganda to get more vandals and Uncyclopedians to join, and it worked well; five million vandals a month signed up to the Uncyclopedian army after posters were put up at every corner saying "Willy on Wheels needs you to join the cause". Another one million joined when, underneath the main text, there was another line saying "We cannot succeed without you". Another two and a half million joined when propaganda commercials were added showing Jimbo, Whoop whoop, Thekillerpenguin, and Brambleberry of Riverclan attacking Uncyclopedian villages, ending with the saying "If you don't join the Uncyclopedian army, you WILL be next." Brambleberry of RiverClan was a main subject of attacks by Uncyclopedian propaganda, with Photoshopped pictures of her killing Uncyclopedian children surfacing everywhere.

Key People

Wikipedian

Jimbo Wales

Jimbo Wales.

Jimbo Wales is the creator of Wikipedia and he was the leader of the Wikipedian army. His favorite weapon is his Banhammer and he serves as chairperson on the Council of Wiki.

When the Uncyclopedian army took over, they got Jimbo Wales arrested so that they could take over the Tampa Skyscraper in his absence. When Jimbo managed to wriggle his way out of getting a conviction, he initiated the First Battle of Tampa City upon seeing Willy on Wheels in charge of the city. However, this turned out to be flawed as none of the Wikipedians that participated in that battle were prepared to fight. While Jimbo Wales was more prepared for the fighting in the Second Battle of Tampa City, his soldiers were not adequately trained with their new tools and were taken as prisoners of war. However, the loss in the Third Battle of Tampa City was not his fault, as he did not anticipate that Willy on Wheels would create a nuclear weapon.

After the Third Battle of Tampa City, Jimbo Wales mysteriously vanished and left Whoop whoop pull up in charge of commandeering the Wikipedian army. After the Battle of WP:ELEM, Jimbo shows up again. However, all of his clothes are ripped and he was shot in the left leg. He was ready to relinquish power to Whoop whoop pull up and Brambleberry of RiverClan, but they convinced him that he would be better after a quick stay in the Appalachian Mountains to heal. Jimbo begrudgingly obliged.

When the penguins needed Wikipedians to help them fight the United Nation of Leopard Seals in the Battle of Bagel Hill, Jimbo brought his Banhammer to defeat the leopard seals, which turned out to work to defeat them.

In the Last Battle of Tampa City, Jimbo Wales fought Willy on Wheels in the Wiki Gear JIM, and he used a pistol from an alternate dimension with a golden bullet to defeat the Vandal Gear WOW. However, he did not anticipate that Willy would have a sockpuppet on the battlegrounds. However, he gave Brambleberry of RiverClan administrator tools so that she could defeat him with a scratch.

In the end, he awarded Brambleberry of RiverClan, Thekillerpenguin, and Whoop whoop pull up the Award of Impossible Merit and gave them all of the same privileges that he had.

Whoop whoop pull up

Christian Bale played Whoop whoop pull up in the Wikipedia movies.

Whoop whoop pull up was a driving force in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War from the very beginning. Immediately before Willy on Wheels took over the Tampa Skyscraper as well as the whole of Tampa City, Whoop whoop pull up became a bureaucrat. He was also a member of the Council of Wiki with Jimbo Wales, Cluebot IX, Brambleberry of RiverClan, and Shadow, Brambleberry's deputy.

During the First Battle of Tampa City, Whoop whoop pull up refused to participate because he knew that the Wikipedians would never succeed in such an impulsive battle. In the Second Battle of Tampa City, he did not directly participate, but gave instructions to users via a communication device inside of a command vehicle.

In the Third Battle of Tampa City, Whoop whoop pull up led an attack from inside Tampa City, though Willy on Wheels had a nuclear bomb that evaporated the rest of his army before they drew Uncyclopedian blood. He then suggested that the Wikipedian army make a hasty retreat, a decision that was immediately heeded.

In the Battle of WP:ELEM, Whoop whoop pull up was not only the only commander of the Wikipedians, he was one of only four users that were taking place in the battle. When Whoop whoop pull up, Mav, and Brambleberry of RiverClan began questioning on Vandal 1, and that questioning was led by Whoop whoop pull up. In that battle alone, he wiped out four of Willy's main council members and injuring one.

In the Battle of Gainesville, Whoop whoop pull up was hit in the head with a WikiTrout thrown by Vandal 2, knocking him out. Brambleberry of RiverClan had to carry him up a tree so that he wouldn't get trampled under the others. His unconscious body had to get dragged out by Brambleberry of RiverClan when they were going back to the campsite.

In the Battle of Dublin, when Ban'rion Cliste was captured by Vandal 3, Whoop whoop pull up convinced Brambleberry of RiverClan that she would get killed if she left the formation to rescue the Irish queen.

At the end of the war, Whoop whoop pull up was, along with Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin, given the Award of Impossible Merit and Jimbo Privileges on using Wikipedia.

Mav

Mav before the war.

Mav, a steward for the Wikimedia Foundation and an administrator for the English Wikipedia, was a more important resource in the earlier battles of the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War than he was for the later battles. In fact, he relinquished all commandership in the war after the Battle of WP:ELEM and became almost invisible in battle strategy discussions afterwards.

For the Third Battle of Tampa City, Mav made a sufficient dent in the Uncyclopedian army. Despite the fact that the battle was lost, we can all agree that it would have been much more grim if not for Mav's intelligence in this battle. Of course we all know that the battle could have possibly been won if Brambleberry of RiverClan had been there, but that's beside the point... After Willy on Wheels destroyed 99.999% of the Wikipedian army with a nuclear bomb, Mav flung a piece of sodium onto Willy's head, concussing him. As Willy, blind in his joy, rejoiced in his victory, it began to rain in Tampa City. As a result of the rain, the sodium ignited, and as a result there was a massive explosion that killed three hundred thousand vandals.

After the battle, Mav followed Whoop whoop pull up while they lost contact with Jimbo Wales. He was cold towards Brambleberry of RiverClan at first, however they quickly became acquaintances as Whoop whoop pull up and Mav followed the WikiPuma through a shortcut through the Meta. While in the troll woods, Mav went to fight a group of trolls that were attacking a user, despite Brambleberry of RiverClan's warnings. As a result, they needed to speed through the troll woods.

For the battle of WP:ELEM, Mav originally got pinned to the wall by Vandal 2, who intended to kill him. Afterwards, he proved a great member of the team with Whoop whoop pull up and Brambleberry of RiverClan. When the three of them dragged out Vandal 1 for questioning, Mav translated what Brambleberry of RiverClan was saying, as the WikiPuma was tasked with holding Vandal 1 yest he try to escape. (You can't trust these people with long, gangly legs; they may be uncoordinated, but they can also be speedy).

Afterwards, he was never heard from again.

Brambleberry of RiverClan

Brambleberry of RiverClan; note the blue eyes.

Brambleberry of RiverClan is the first female praetor of her species, an intelligent race known as the WikiPumas. They are a critically endangered species of WikiFauna that is often mistaken for a WikiDragon because of their bold edits, but they are also grammar freaks. This is one of the main differences. She is rare in color, being white with black spots and having blue eyes. She is known for having a sarcastic and pessimistic attitude and will also make Animal Farm references whenever someone uses the word "comrades" in a speech.

When Willy on Wheels destroyed all cities of Wikipedia, the WikiPumas and WikiDragons ran out of ways to live. When Whoop whoop pull up and Mav noticed the March of the WikiFauna, they found her and she agreed to help them. This drastically changed the outcome of what would otherwise be an ill-fated battle when she called her WikiPumas to fight in the Battle of WP:ELEM. Afterwards, she made the decision that the WikiPumas would officially ally with Wikipedia in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. When Jimbo Wales appeared to them beaten and bloody, she made the decision that the Wikipedian forces would rest in the Appalachian mountains until winter, when they would be stronger.

She is also a key member of the Council of Wiki and was a strong supporter in keeping the American Union. Brambleberry of RiverClan has more than once been able to warn humans of danger by hearing and flehming, and she was the first to discover the truth about AntiVandalBot when he posed as Cluebot and quickly became friends with Thekillerpenguin to weed him out. She on multiple occasions has led other users into the "What is a Troll?" Woods, having disastrous results.

While Jimbo and Thekillerpenguin were fighting in Antarctica, Brambleberry of RiverClan came up with a plan to destroy Willy. When Willy channeled his soul into Vandal 10, a sockpuppet, Brambleberry of RiverClan temporarily killed him with one scratch using a WikiPuma's sight and some admin tools.

ClueBot VII & ClueBot IX

Cluebot IX grounded for maintenence.

Cluebot VII and Cluebot IX were both created as clones of the original ClueBot in case something happened to him.

In the Third Battle of Tampa City, a bomb landed directly on top of the command tank that housed Jimbo Wales and Cluebot VII. The former escaped with minor injuries from his poor landing, but the latter was trapped inside and was blown to pieces. He was commemorated for the mass memorial service of all the 99.999% of the Wikipedian army that was killed in that fateful battle.

Cluebot IX was castrated by Willy on Wheels in a dagger fight. This caused Cluebot IX to unleash an ultrasonic scream that it is believed led to the Uncyclopedian army's defeat in that battle. Cluebot IX strongly disagreed with keeping the American Union, but he gave up his efforts. He questioned whether he could still be alive when Cluebot was "dead", but Brambleberry pointed out that he actually has more reason to be alive.

Eiffel

Being an old timer, Eiffel snuck a dagger into his cane.

Eiffel played a minor role in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. When the vandals breached the security of the Tampa Skyscraper, Eiffel questioned whether it was possible that such a seemingly-impenetrable fortress could be so easily breached.

Eiffel was one of the commanders of the Wikipedians for the Third Battle of Tampa City, where he did not play a key role in the outcome. While many would believe that this would be unfortunate, given the sad victory of the Uncyclopedian army, this is actually a good thing that Eiffel was as invisible for the Third Battle of Tampa City as he was.

When all of the bots were infected with the VandalVirus, and they were sent to "clean up" only the most productive users, Eiffel was one of the productive users that SuggestBot suggested that the infected bots clean up. Thekillerpenguin tried to go back and save him, but Brambleberry of RiverClan told the bionic penguin that it would only encourage the bots to come looking for them, so they let Eiffel be.

No further mention of the older user has been given, although we can only assume that the infected bots did not reach him and that he is safe and sound, given as he has not been mentioned in this new attack against the vandal A ding ding ding ding...

The Bread

Gravestone for The Bread.

The Bread was a commander of the Wikipedian army and the only human commander casualty on the Wikipedians' side of the war. The Bread was a witness to the bureaucrat ceremony for Whoop whoop pull up that resulted in the destruction of the Tampa Skyscraper. Later, he attempts to recreate the Wikipedian articles deleted by Willy's bot FanaticDeletionistBot. He reprogrammed FanaticDeletionistBot to stop the fanatic deleting only to be blocked by Willy on Wheels for his constructive edits. He also found LawsuitBot, ProVandalBot, and PageMoveBot.

In the fateful Third Battle of Tampa City, The Bread was killed in the fateful nuclear bomb dropped on the Wikipedian army. His gravestone was marked in Tampa City in the newly formed Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War Cemetary, and his name is carved into the Tampa Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War Memorial, as well as in the cornerstone of the new Tampa Skyscraper. His name is marked next to Cluebot VII and Mav, the missing presumed dead.

While The Bread may be dead, some new editors have reported loaves of bread in their mailboxes upon becoming autoconfirmed, and they have no better explanation than his spirit at work. When they eat the bread, they suddenly become aware of the presence of vandals and vandalbots. It is unknown how he does this, and most Wikipedians have varying theories from the scientific to the ecclesiastical.

Norton III

Norton III takes after his ancestor.

Emperor Norton III (born 15 March 1972) is the third emperor of the American Union, which was formerly known as the United States of America. He is the descendent of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I and takes after the first Norton in both appearance and personality. He is married to Empress Valerie Norton and they rule from the Appalachian Mountains.

Jimbo, Whoop whoop pull up, Brambleberry of RiverClan, and Cluebot went to meet with Norton to convince him to join the Wikipedians in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War. Norton agreed and the American Union joined in the Battle of Gainesville. At the first meeting of the Council of Wiki, it was debated whether or not the Wikipedians should keep the American Union on their side. Brambleberry of RiverClan strongly argued to keep them, while Cluebot strongly argued against. Eventually, Brambleberry and the American Union won out and were allowed to stay on the side of the Wikipedians. Norton III then helped convince Ban'rion Vanessa Cliste of the Irish Empire to join the Wikipedian army by telling her that Willy on Wheels was behind the other side. During the Battle of Dublin, Norton went back to the American Union to help hold it down while the Uncyclopedians attacked the Irish Empire in case that was only a distraction. Norton once again participated in the Last Battle of Tampa City.

After the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War, Norton resumed his throne in the American Union, where he was celebrated as a military hero. Norton remains close with the Council of Wiki and periodically sends messengers in his place during the meetings of the Council. Sometimes he arrives by help of webcam, and Brambleberry of RiverClan has been successful in keeping the American Union as a part of the Council.

Norton placed a statue of Jimbo, Whoop whoop pull up, Brambleberry of RiverClan, and Thekillerpenguin in the Appalachian Mountains, where the first Council of Wiki meeting was; currently all meetings are in the rebuilt Tampa. The area has become a national park in the Appalachians (far away from the Great Smoky Mountains), although the name is still disagreed upon. Sometimes Norton goes to the statue and says that he feels as if the spirit of the Uncyclopedian army is there as the Council is not, and he has since positioned two round-the-clock guards to keep watch over the statue.

Ban'rion Cliste

Ban'rion Vanessa Cliste in her youth.

Ban'rion Vanessa Cliste (born 21 June 1976) is the first monarch of the newly-formed Irish Empire. She was unanimously selected to begin a monarchy when Ireland took over seven-eighths of Europe. She has a twelve-year-old daughter named Fianait Cliste with her husband, who is named Conall Cliste. As the Irish Empire is a matriarchy, Ban'rion Cliste maintained complete control of the empire when she married Conall. Ban'rion Vanessa Cliste is also the owner of three Irish Wolfhounds, which she paints green. Ban'rion Cliste, an avid wolf fan (despite the fact that her three dogs were originally bred to kill wolves), made the decision to reintroduce wolves to Ireland. She then made the decision to name her greatest warriors after them. These warriors are known as the "Faol Lochra", or the "wolf warriors".

On the founding of the Council of Wiki on 4 January 2018, the decision was made that the Irish Empire would be, if they agreed, supporters of the Wikipedian army. Brambleberry of RiverClan convinced her that it would be to the benefit of the Irish Empire if she agreed to join them, and while the queen was thinking about what to say, the Uncyclopedian army approached. Ban'rion Cliste was then forced to speed up her decision. She decided to join them, as the Uncyclopedians had vandalized the Irish Empire's Wikipedia as well, Vicipéid.

During the Battle of Dublin, Vandal 3 took Ban'rion Cliste as a prisoner of war. Brambleberry of RiverClan offered to go after her and rescue her, but Whoop whoop pull up convinced the praetor to stay behind. She was then locked in Willy on Wheels' underground fortress from 1 March 2018 to 16 December 2018, or nine months and sixteen days. During the end of the Last Battle of Tampa City, Brambleberry of RiverClan asked Thekillerpenguin to rescue Ban'rion Cliste, if she was still alive. Thekillerpenguin begrudgingly agrees, and uses his laser vision to rescue the queen.

Ban'rion remains a proud supporter of the Wikipedian army in their new effort against A ding ding ding ding... and, though she refuses to officially place her army in any more wars after what happened against Willy on Wheels, she has given food, water, shelter, and more to the Wikipedian army and has offered to use the castle as a campsite for the Wikipedians as they fight the new vandal king.

Dockuin

Even at a young age, Dockuin was interacting with Wikipedians.

Dockuin is the Roaxadol (or the leader) of the Alliance of Penguins, a new empire founded in Antarctica by intelligent penguins. He joined the Uncyclopedian army upon learning that nobody on the Council of Wiki supported adding the Alliance of Penguins to the army. Thekillerpenguin, when he was still a ghost, then entered Dockuin's dream and tortured him with a meat grinder, acids, and elevator music until he decided to join the Wikipedian army. Thekillerpenguin inadverdently helped Dockuin to realize that Willy on Wheels had killed penguin hostages and had eaten many of the penguins' bagels. Dockuin then requested that Jimbo help the penguins in their war against the leopard seals by helping to take back Bagel Hill. After a success at the Battle, Dockuin and Thekillerpenguin were added to the Council of Wiki and helped participate in the Last Battle of Tampa City.

After the war, Dockuin was forced to become a lowly train conductor after being beaten in the election by a dictator named Pospet. He manages to save Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin when the rail connector breaks and leopard seals come at them. However, Dockuin remains in a position where he has no political power, and Pospet continues his vicious reign over the Alliance of Penguins. Dockuin refuses to take any interviews, but has said that he is working on "something", presumably that will topple the totalitarian government that Pospet has enacted.

Thekillerpenguin

Thekillerpenguin in an idle state.

Thekillerpenguin is a legendary penguin soldier and Wikipedian. He has bionic upgrades, which allow him to sprout body armor, a helmet, and weapons at his will, as well as being able to become invisible. He single-handedly took down a vandal base in third war, and was a major asset in the fourth. He is skilled with throwing knives and various firearms. His past is relatively unknown, but it is known that he grew up in the Great Depression of Antarctica. He is a member of the expanded Council of Wiki after all he has done for the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War.

Immediately following the Third Battle of Tampa City, he took down a vandal base but was promptly killed. After the Battle of Dublin, Brambleberry of RiverClan and Whoop whoop pull up were discussing if his ghost would still be loyal to Wikipedia, as the penguins had joined the forces of Uncyclopedia. Thekillerpenguin's ghost appeared to them and said that he would get Dockuin, the leader of the penguins, to change sides. By using acid, a meat grinder, and elevator music he prompted the penguins to switch their allies in the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War.

Soon after, he managed to get their body back. He became fast friends with Brambleberry of RiverClan, as the two of them both suspect that "ClueBot" is not himself, when it turns out to be VandalBot in disguise. Using the same methods that he used to get Dockuin to change sides, he finds out for sure that "ClueBot" is really VandalBot in disguise. When he shows this to the arbitrators, the arbitrators declare that VandalBot is not guilty of assuming ClueBot's identity. VandalBot then says that they are Uncyclopedian spies, but he is burned by Armenian Hot Sauce. However, a virus has already infected, and both Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin flee to the "What is a Troll?" Woods, where Thekillerpenguin gets attacked by a German reference desk troll.

Thekillerpenguin goes to Antarctica to take part in the Battle of Bagel Hill, where he takes part in the dramatic retaking of the penguin capital, being the second-in-command to Dockuin, who believes to be forever in Thekillerpenguin's debt after showing him that the Uncyclopedians were not to be trusted.

Thekillerpenguin brings his legitimate alternate account, Thedeadlypenguin, for the Last Battle of Tampa City. Thekillerpenguin also gives Jimbo a magic box that has a pistol from an alternate dimension. This helps with the destruction of the Vandal Gear WoW. While Brambleberry of RiverClan is fighting Vandal 10, she sends Thekillerpenguin to get Ban'rion Cliste, who was taken as a prisoner of war. Begrudgingly, the penguin obliges.

ClueBot, AntiVandalBot, and AntiDisruptionBot

ClueBot in action.

ClueBot is a bot that helps to remove vandalism. He is, in a way, the "brother" of VandalBot in that they are both taken from AntiVandalBot. While VandalBot was given ClueBot's recessive "genes", ClueBot received the dominant. Therefore, VandalBot believed that ClueBot stole his birthright and was determined to take it back. He shoved what he believed was ClueBot over the side of a cliff, but it turned out to be an Uncyclops that ClueBot wired to behave like him. Meanwhile, ClueBot was hiding in the wastelands of Articles for Deletion, with Teahouse bringing him knowledge. He was almost killed for real by JarlaxleArtemis and Mr. Treason, but his father then showed up with a banhammer and saved him. ClueBot used Teahouse to see if there were any that survived the attack on the camp that was initiated by the sickened bots, and they found Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin.

AntiVandalBot is the "father" of both ClueBot and VandalBot, as his "genes" were given to the two bots, the dominant to ClueBot and the recessive to VandalBot. He had died many years ago, but he came back to life so as to attack JarlaxleArtemis and Mr. Treason with a large banhammer when his favored son, ClueBot, was about to be killed by the two vandals. He is extremely elderly, being the first helpful bot and previously dead, but he still maintains a youthful spirit, as shown by his fist bump with his "brother" AntiDisruptionBot. He has several helpful tips about a variety of things, such as having Cobi move the uninfected bots to another computer so they weren't sickened with a virus. He called in his brother to deal with a vast horde of WikiZombies.

AntiDisruptionBot is the "brother" of AntiVandalBot and is called to prevent disruption in consensus. When a horde of WikiZombies was standing between ClueBot, AntiVandalBot, Cobi, and AntiDisruptionBot and Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin, AntiDisruptionBot got approved by Cobi so that he could deal with the WikiZombies.

Teahouse

Teahouse on a mission.

Teahouse is a tamed gyrfalcon whose main job is to offer help to all Wikipedians, especially those who are new to Wikipedia. She is extremely helpful and will find out any information for a well-meaning user, using terms that the user can understand so as not to confuse a Wikipedian. She knows quite a bit to begin with about Wikipedia, and any information she does not know she can figure out quickly with a quick scan of the land for the perfect essay.

When Cluebot sacrificed an Uncyclops in his place and hid in the wasteland of Articles for Deletion, Teahouse was the first to find Cluebot alive and offered her help to the bot. When he wished to know what happened to the other bots, Teahouse told him about the virus. When he then wanted to know about any that escaped the wreckage, Teahouse found that Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin had escaped with their lives. In the "What is a Troll?" Woods, Teahouse did a survey of the land and told Cluebot that, yes, this was where Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin were hiding, though there was also a vast horde of WikiZombies between them.

Teahouse, though, is known for being one of the nicest Wikipedians and would never do anything malevolent. If she did something without good meaning, she would not be able to continue helping new users. Therefore, she was never present for any battles.

Cobi and his family

Cobi and his family building a new bot.

Cobi is the creator, owner, and operator of all the Cluebots. His father is a welder and helps to fix bots when they become damaged on the outside. His brother is more of a conception artist and will think of a new task that a new kind of Cluebot can do. Then Cobi will get to work with the software while his father makes a shell for it.

When Cluebot fell into the scrap heap after being pushed off a cliff by VandalBot, Cobi thought that his most beloved creation was dead. He tried to get his father to fix him, but his father quickly noticed the different skin material. Cobi's father said that this "Cluebot" was obviously just an Uncyclops that tried to pass as an imposter, but had been taken by Cluebot. They figured that the Uncyclops must have been sacrificed in Cluebot's place.

Cobi then found Antivandalbot, the "father" of Cluebot, and got Antivandalbot to show him to where Cluebot was hiding so as to avoid detection. He then moved both of them from the toolserver to another computer so that the virus that infected all other bots would not reach them.

When Antivandalbot got his brother Antidisruptionbot to help deal with the WikiZombies in the "What is a Troll?" Woods, Cobi approved Antidisruptionbot so that he could do his job without being tracked and shut down.

Uncyclopedian

Willy on Wheels

Willy on wheels on wheels!

Willy on Wheels began his life as a belligerent and malicious vandal who had hordes of sockpuppets lined up to attack Wikipedia. Eventually he relented, and Wikipedia thought that it was safe. In reality, he was just in his underground lair planning a takeover of Wikipedia. In 2017, he finally made his attack by deleting the Tampa Skyscraper and getting Jimbo arrested. All pages on Wikipedia were then deleted. He then proudly defended the new Vandal Skyscraper in both the First and Second Battles of Tampa City. In the Third Battle of Tampa City, Willy used a nuclear bomb to win the battle, but Mav threw a bit of sodium onto his head. When it began to rain, the sodium ignited and killed some of Willy's army while injuring the commander himself. In the Battle of Gainesville, Willy replaced his dead council from the Battle of WP:ELEM and castrated Cluebot IX. In the Battle of Dublin, he stayed mostly in the background until he told his army that it was time to retreat. Whoop whoop pull up and Brambleberry of RiverClan followed him from there to find out how he was replacing his vandals. In the Last Battle of Tampa City, Brambleberry of RiverClan used admin tools to defeat Willy on Wheels, but they knew he would come back.

Later, a new vandal named A ding ding ding ding... found Willy's body and made Willy on Wheels his personal slave. Today, while his body still binds him to A ding ding ding ding..., his mind wants him to actually help Wikipedia for once, as he cannot stand the thought of a new vandal uprooting his proper place as king. He has also been made to die many more times and gets weaker with each new resurrection. He worries that he may not be able to take many more transformations.

Vandals 1-10

The top 15 vandals preparing for a mission.

Vandals 1-10 are the ten vandals that Willy on Wheels trusts the most. When one of them dies, they get replaced by an exact replica with the same memories and appearance, something that is not like sockpuppetry. It is currently being investigated by Wikipedian forces how exactly this is done, but we also know that Willy has invented a potion that stops your aging completely. The number of the vandals is what hierarchal status they are after Willy on Wheels.

Vandal 1

A computer nerd, only about twenty-four years old. Even though he is not skilled in war, it was his computer expertise that led him to be chosen by Willy on Wheels to be so high ranking. His real name is Smeet MacAdam.

Vandal 2

This vandal is a strongman who isn't very smart, but will do anything that Willy on Wheels tells him, especially if it involves repetition, which is what makes him so good at Willy's original editing style. He weighs three hundred pounds of pure muscles. His real name is Chad Dougal.

Vandal 3

Vandal 3, whose real name is Billy Grant, is stuck in the Wild West. He desperately tries to be a cowboy, which involves jumping up on a WikiPuma and holding on as if it were a bucking bronco.

Vandal 4

Vandal 4 is your average kind of guy, named Jacob Smith. Because of how normal he looks, he and Vandal 5 are frequently chosen to head missions of going undercover.

Vandal 5

Vandal 5 is best friends with Vandal 4 and another average guy with the name Tom Jones. Because of his plain appearance, he and his best friend are often selected to go undercover.

Vandal 6

Named Joe Baker, this is your average teenager football player who thought that it would be funny to vandalize Wikipedia by saying bad things about the other teams. His fast-paced vandalism is how Willy on Wheels selected Vandal 6 in the first place.

Vandal 7

Before he was known as Vandal 7, Lance Rudolph was a real-world vandal, spray-painting everything. He knew that it wasn't street art; he used it to mess up something beautiful. When he learned about how much easier (and less expensive, no paint cans) Wikipedia was to vandalize, he signed up.

Vandal 8

The only female of the group, Isabella Meyer is an anorexic redhead with razor-sharp teeth. She's handy with a sword and is also very agile, but takes no interest in the Internet; she wants to help WoW because she believes that Jimbo Wales ruined her life.

Vandal 9

A juvenile delinquent named Alex Griffith, this teenage boy is often mistaken for a girl because his voice never dropped and he's obsessed with getting a perm. Therefore, when they go undercover, he is often dressed up as a female, such as a waitress.

Vandal 10

This unnamed vandal is unnamed because he's actually not a person at all. He is a sockpuppet of Willy on Wheels himself, but a sockpuppet that Willy can control robotically from half the world away. When the body of Willy on Wheels was destroyed, he channeled his soul into this sockpuppet and attacked Jimbo Wales again, but Brambleberry of RiverClan killed him temporarily.

VandalBot

VandalBot's eye.

Up until recently, VandalBot has been a name given to any bot operating under Wikipedia that has a malevolent purpose. However, recently, the Uncyclopedians built a machine that was officially titled VandalBot. VandalBot and ClueBot were both clones of Antivandalbot, and while ClueBot was given Antivandalbot's helpful dominant "genes", VandalBot was given the more malevolent and recessive. Therefore, VandalBot blames ClueBot for stealing his birthright before VandalBot was even created.

In 2018, after the Battle of Dublin, VandalBot confronted Cluebot on a cliff edge, where Cluebot was thrown off. It was later revealed that he sacrificed an Uncyclops in his place. However, it was already too late, and VandalBot transformed himself physically into Cluebot, infiltrating the Wikipedians' camp under this new form. Brambleberry of RiverClan used her flehming to detect VandalBot was not as he seemed, so she and Thekillerpenguin attempted to find a way to expose him. Thekillerpenguin uses a meat grinder, hydrochloric acid, and elevator music to try to get VandalBot to confess that he is not Cluebot. When that doesn't work, they show the arbitrators a clip of VandalBot's memory where he is fighting with ClueBot; the memory is in VandalBot's point of view. VandalBot's defense is "I LIKE BAGELS, BAGELS ARE ROUND! ROUND LIKE THE SUN, THE SUN IS YELLOW..." The arbitrators agree that bagels are good and therefore decide to release VandalBot. VandalBot then says that there are Uncyclopedians among the Wikipedian army and that Brambleberry of RiverClan and Thekillerpenguin are two of them.

VandalBot is technically the brother of Cluebot, as they are both clones of AntiVandalBot, though VandalBot went on the wrong path. After the war, it is assumed that VandalBot has been turned into scrap metal, but his distinctive eye, reminiscient of HAL, has not been recovered. There is a chance that VandalBot still walks among Wikipedia.

General BigTooth

General BigTooth cursing Thekillerpenguin.

General BigTooth is a general of the United Nation of Leopard Seals, a country formed in Antarctica that has been at war with the Alliance of Penguins. BigTooth hates Thekillerpenguin with a determined passion since the grave defeat at Bagel Hill.

“ A penguin known only as Thekillerpenguin—not Dockuin, nor his deputy Poputupp, nor Brambleberry of RiverClan or Jimbo Wales or Whoop whoop pull up—is the sole responsibility of the devastating casualties at Bagel Hill. He is to be cursed by all leopard seals. May he burn in hell and be tortured by the leopard seals that he has personally killed. When that happens, I will dance and clap my fins on his grave, and there will be music for a fortnight. ” — General BigTooth, in an interview with The UNLS Gazette

General BigTooth added the United Nation of Leopard Seals to the Uncyclopedians' cause after the Battle at Bagel Hill, where he lost significant numbers and support among the living. BigTooth was helped by A ding ding ding ding... in the Penguin-Leopard Seal War, but after the Wikipedian-Uncyclopedian War Ding announced that the general had been "disposed of".

Sergeant SpotFin

Sergeant SpotFin as only a private.

Sergeant SpotFin was the closest friend and ally of General BigTooth during the Penguin-Leopard Seal War. SpotFin quickly progressed through the ranks to sergeant because of his strategy and swiftness. He was at first reluctant to join the Uncyclopedian army because of an interesting past with Brambleberry of RiverClan, but he would not go against General BigTooth's orders and was part of the Last Battle of Tampa City, where he helped to repair the Vandal Gear WoW whenever a blast from the Wiki Gear JIM damaged it. However, he managed to escape the battle unscathed and deserted the Uncyclopedian army before A ding ding ding ding... came for revenge.

There have been a few unofficial sightings of SpotFin in first Antarctica, then Prague, then Dublin, and finally Philadelphia after the war, and they have generated quite a buzz in The UNLS Gazette, the official publication of the United Nation of Leopard Seals. Some people have speculated that he has visited the sights of Prague, Dublin, and Philadelphia in the hope of finding Brambleberry of RiverClan, who, once again, he has an interesting past with that they have both been reluctant to share in in-depth coverage. He has not officially made a touchdown anywhere, and many look like him, so the quality of these assumptions is questionable. SpotFin has, however, left a note in Antarctica explaining that he was going to find his one true love and avoid the "Dark Menace", presumably A ding ding ding ding....

Drama Llama

The Drama Llama recently.

The Drama Llama is the commander of all of the Dramapedians, or a group of users living in the deserted wasteland of Articles for deletion that want nothing more than to stir up drama on AfD debates. The Llama personally prefers to vote "Transwiki" for everything on AfD with a detailed list of why it should be containing no fewer than three links to dancing cats. When Willy approached the Llama for his best 5.5 million Dramapedians, the Llama first debated it lengthily with a few different pictures of Reaction GIFs before deciding that it was for the best to crush Wikipedia. What they did not know at the time was that the only battle the Dramapedians would get to fight in was the Last Battle of Tampa City.

While the Dramapedians took the hardest blow by far, the Drama Llama suffered personally as being the only Uncyclopedian commander to die that day, not counting Willy on Wheels due to his special resurrection powers. In fact, it was not even offensive or friendly fire that killed the Llama. He realized halfway through the battle that if he was to destroy Wikipedia, there would no longer be any drama for him to feed off of or enjoy, but at the same time he cannot support Wikipedia now that he pledged his loyalty to Uncylopedian forces. Unable to deal with this split loyalty, the Llama swallowed a cyanide caplet he kept inside his left ear and then, for good measure, figured out how to shoot himself in the head with hooves.

Belligerents

Wikipedians

Wikipedia

The Wikipedia seal.

WikiPumas

The WikiPuma flag.

American Union

The flag of the American Union.

Irish Empire

The flag of the Irish Empire did not change.

Alliance of Penguins

The penguins are known for their love of Vikings.

Uncyclopedian

Uncyclopedia

The Uncyclopedia seal.

United Nation of Leopard Seals

The flag of the United Nation of Leopard Seals.

Dramapedians

The flag of the Dramapedians, printed on a piece of tissue paper.

The Council of Wiki

The Council of Wiki is in a small hamlet in the Appalachian Mountains.

The Council of Wiki is a government council formed to protect Wikipedia and its allies from vandalism. It was formed in the Appalachian Mountains, where Brambleberry of RiverClan had encouraged the Wikipedian and WikiPuma armies to rest and heal after finding Jimbo Wales beaten and bloody. It was formed on 4 January 2018, after the Battle of Gainesville from 30 December 2017 to 3 January 2018.

There are six members who sit at the head and serve as a main council:

• Jimbo Wales, founder of Wikipedia.
• Whoop whoop pull up, driving force in the war.
• Brambleberry of RiverClan, leader of the WikiPumas.
• Shadowflame of ThunderClan, translator and second-in-command to Brambleberry.
• Thekillerpenguin, a bionic penguin.
• Dockuin, the leader of the penguins.

These are the representatives of each of the three main groups of the Council of Wiki: Wikipedians, WikiPumas, and penguins.

See also

• Penguin-Leopard Seal War