Sometimes, User:Beast of traal grows tired tired of the awesome responsibility of maintaining so many pages. When this happens, User:Beast of traal switches to User:Beast of traal/Alternate_persona mode. The major difference between the two personae is that User:Beast of traal/Alternate_persona has a more elaborate signature. Other differences include but are not limited to:
This user is completely self centered, and thinks only of him/her self.
2-Humor
This user thinks very little is funny, and absolutely never laughs.
This user believes in the abolishment of the food industry
Spelling
This user believes that spelling, grammar and other technicalities are unimportant.
This user likes to rant, and will continue as long as possible. That is to say, that unless there is some immediate, life threatening event that keeps this user from doing so, this user will continue to rant, possibly to the end of the day, at which point this user will take a short nap and then continue to rant. As was stated previously, there is almost nothing that can stop---AHH!