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'Gorbitson & Manger Inc.'

Origin Story

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Gorbitson & Manger was founded by four sisters in 1938 in Shanghai.

Mission

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The goal of Gorbitson & Manger is to generate, sort, file, distribute and archive paper records. The content of said papers matters less than the existence of the paper itself.

Tag Line

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"Triseuses extraordinaire", or "extraordinary sorters" embodies the core values of Gorbitson & Manger.

Governance Structure

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The founders are deceased, but the firm continues sorting through subsequent generations of management. Corporate retreats occur on an ad hoc basis.

Technological Advances

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Gorbitson & Manger employs cutting edge technology to generate and sort papers. Over the years, management has embraced:

  • Hand-copied notes on stationary
  • Carbon paper - created a step-function in productivity
  • Photocopying - exponential output of paper
  • Digital - another logarithmic increase in paper production and dissemination