Talk:Jabin
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- A relatively little known chief in the Del Norte tribe of Native Americans from the region that is now Northern California, Jabin Kahl oversaw a tribal conglomeration from 1784 till his untimely death in 1815. He is best known for introducing the art of genital piercing into the Del Norte cultural lexicon. Chief Jabin died in a tragic accident in the fall of 1815, when in the process of self-administering a routine testicular piercing, he inadvertently ruptured the main urethral artery and succumbed to extensive blood loss. Chief Jabin's forward thinking innovation in the field of genital piercing was decades, if not centuries ahead of his time and his contributions are said to have inspired modern forms of the art, such as the exquisite prince albert ring and the unparalleled uvula bi-section.