Draft:Rikki Hill
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Rikki 'Left Foot Salad Dodger' Hill was a former professional footballer with Aston Villa in the late 1990's. He had a thunderbolt left foot and this quickly rose him through the ranks. However his love of fast food and Cocaine addiction led to the pounds quickly piling on. He remained his high skill level but the mobility of a 3 wheeled fridge. As a result he quickly earnt the nickname - 'The left foot salad dodger' among fans. He is still respected amongst old school fans and is now running a petting zoo in the Midlands with his Thai wife Casandra.