Wikipedia:Top 25 Report/January 13 to 19, 2019
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Most Popular Wikipedia Articles of the Week (January 13 to 19, 2019)
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For the week of January 13 to 19, 2019, the 25 most popular articles on Wikipedia, as determined from the WP:5000 report were:
Rank Article Class Views Image About 1 List of most-liked Instagram posts 2,508,060 The world order is scrambled as memesters poach prized perch from Puerto Rican. 2 Glass (2019 film) 1,194,041 The latest twist in the career of M. Night Shyamalan is that his films are terrible again. 3 Mysterio 1,118,746 Rachel Dawes' brother dons a fishbowl and takes up special effects work in the beautiful future Atlantis. 4 Sake Dean Mahomed 1,090,799 Google celebrate an Indian entrepreneur who brought shampoo to Europe. 5 Katherine Schwarzenegger 803,954 Hasta la Vista's baby finds love with a lord of the stars. 6 Sex Education (TV series) 797,371 Netflix makes shows, people use Wikipedia to research them. 7 You (TV series) 796,050 8 Freddie Mercury 792,056 Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime. 9 2019 AFC Asian Cup 766,232 Association football in Asia, where Southampton starlet leads a rampant rising sun. 10 Chris Pratt 709,968 Johnny Karate chops his way into the heart of #5. 11 Titans (2018 TV series) 703,306 Robin and his pubescent pals battle crime sans Bats. 12 Deaths in 2019 692,073 People died, other people looked to see who died. 13 Spider-Man: Far From Home 678,320 Dead character inexplicably spends first days in the afterlife on European vacation. 14 R. Kelly 627,683 Grown man who knowingly married a fifteen year old is accused of sexual abuse. 15 Katelyn Ohashi 624,986
10Gymnast scores perfect 10, vaults onto the report. 16 Government shutdowns in the United States 622,060 Top 25 authors are classified as non-essential personnel, so no entry here, just an unrelated photograph of a Big Mac. 17 Aaliyah 616,204 Tragic victim of plane crash may also have been tragic victim of other flying scourges. 18 Carol Channing 596,898 Nonagenarian comedienne and Broadway icon dies, sends droves to article. 19 Uri: The Surgical Strike 585,900 India makes a film about conflict - no prizes for guessing the belligerents. 20 Aquaman (film) 558,549 Muscular man makes marine movie, many millions make way to multiplexes. 21 True Detective (season 3) 511,625 Impending double Oscar winner clears space in trophy cabinet for Emmy. 22 Bird Box (film) 498,496 Debbie Ocean cons a copious number of people into watching a mindless, meandering, and mediocre horror film. 23 Patrick Mahomes 482,366 Sophomore superstar stripped and sacked of date with rams by a goat. 24 Unbreakable (film) 481,919 Audiences catch up on the Shyamalan cinematic universe, and watch Nick Fury's malevolent schemes post-Avengers - he has had it with those monkey-fighting brittle bones in his Monday-to-Friday body. 25 Fyre Festival 462,903 Streaming wars are fought to tell the tale of the ineffably fraudulent festival concept that went up in flames.
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- 26 - Split (2016 American film) - In Shyamalan's X-Men, Professor X is Legion and becomes Beast.
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