Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/Sons of Wiki
Sons of Wiki
Tune of: "Sons of Plunder"
Relyricized by Two One Six Five Five τ ʃ
You say you've found yourself a new tool
The app's loaded and ready to go
A bit too much just like VandalProof
Already used it for the hundredth time
One hundred more, all do the same thing
Running around with all the ops that you know
It's so sublime, they're breaking new ground
They're sure to have another 'vert this time
[Refrain]
Come on
Can't you just speedy that page?
It doesn't have any soul
An admin will get to it
If not, they must be busy
As the countless numbers hunger for worldwide renown
All the pimping sons of Wiki will roll up their sleeves
All searching for the answers they don't even care to know
Give it to me
Give it to me
You like it?
I'm still surrounded by the "new tool"
I've had enough and I'm ready to go
A strangle-hold throughout the world now
The new obsession will fade in time
A thin reminder of the past now
All convoluted, hardly ready to go
Their whines and moans will never last now
I think you've given us our fill this time
[Refrain]
As it's blown apart, hundreds thrown away
Makes me question just what I believe
Brothers torn apart, mindless drones enslaved
Makes me search for an answer
I don't want to know
It's like a plague from below
Killing all that I know
One hundred voices the same
Drench their sorrow in flame
As the countless numbers hunger for worldwide renown
All the pimping sons of Wiki will roll up their sleeves
All searching for the answers they don't even care to know
Give it to me
Give it to me
As the countless numbers hunger for worldwide renown
All the pimping sons of Wiki will roll up their sleeves
All searching for the answers they don't even care to know
Give it to me
Give it to me
You like it?
Tell me you like it [x4]
You're welcome to leave a comment on my or this page's talk page and tell me how I did with this one. Hehe. Two One Six Five Five τ ʃ 23:57, 16 February 2008 (UTC)