Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/I don't have an entry

Based on the German wiki song "Ich habe keinen Eintrag" by Stefan Renz; translated by Eptalon, lyrics, guitar and vocals by Yottie

I do not have a mention on Wikipedia,
therefore sometimes I ask myself: Am I an editor?
Do I really exist, this is elementary
For if that were a fact, there would be an entry. 

I do not have an entry at Wikipedia,
that's why I can't be real - or be an editor.
I'm unsure of my existence, it seems so natural.
And searching on the internet, I suffer so much more

I don't even have 1000 hits, - it doesn't mean much here
There are billions of pages, A joke it would appear.
Even though my name is there, nothing is said about me,
and if you look for some images there are none I guarantee

I do not have a mention on Wikipedia …

On Youtube there's no video, with my name in the credits.
Would at least have been a hint, to my 100 million edits.
Looking in vain in the Oxford English Diction'ry;
The phonebooks give me little hope, and the Yellow Pages plenty.

But all of them are regional and they could all be faked.
Just one thing to use as evidence to prove I am awake.
Alongside Sigmund Freud, baby Dumbo and Black Drom
there should be me as well. 'Wikipedia ergo sum'

I do not have a mention on Wikipedia … (2x)

Tabs

G                          D
I do not have a mention on Wikipedia,
a                                 C
therefore sometimes I ask myself: Am I an editor?
G                          D
Do I really exist, this is elementary
a                                    C
For if that were a fact, there would be an entry. 

• Verses identical with chorus
• Alternatively " D - A - e - G " or likewise can replace " G - D - a - C " --BR, .js 02:58, 17 November 2013 (UTC) The melody has got similarities with the first lines of Pinball Wizard.