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Coconut Monkey

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A Wikipedia:song sung (TTTO "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)

inspired by the real life coconut monkey hunting technique used by other dedicated (though less globalized) brain eaters

in honor of Larry Sanger and all wikiholics who just can't give it up

Lyrics

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(intro riff)
It was long dark nights
fighting point of view
and I really thought
I was getting through
And I didn't mean
to become a troll
but sadly, folks, it's
the fate of all
I tried not to be a
coconut monkey...
coconut monkey!
When the monkey sticks
his whole arm inside,
he doesn't know
it's a trap, a lie
When the trolls return
just to eat his brain,
he runs away if
he's not insane
I shouldn't be a
coconut monkey...
coconut monkey!
(long guitar solo)
I could have worked
at Britannica
or at Microsoft
for the good of all
But no I had to
work with Wales and
now, I'm a troll
pulling rank somehow.
I'm just a troll
who got funky...a
coconut monkey!
My brain got ate
somewhere 'long the way,
now like Quake I think,
I've gone the zombie way
You can throw away
your best points on me
and I'll throw them back
with some bits of me
We're all stuck here
with our hands inside,
and most days I think,
I'd have rather died
I have become a
wiki-troll zombie...
coconut monkey!
(extra long guitar solo)
So to monkeys all
with their hands inside
I got this to say
then I'll drop my nut:
Everyone who clicks
on "save this page"
is a troll and stays
one to his dying day
That and yes a...
coconut monkey...
wiki gets funky!