Wikipedia:Go, go, go!
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Here at Wikipedia, we strive to be fast. Did that jerk just mess up your userpage? Block him faster than the speed of light. Do you want to edit at a rate over five edits a minute? Go find an automated edit tool and take full advantage of it. Is there something going on that irks you? Report it before they can respond. Here at Wikipedia, we strive to allow people to edit as fast as technologically possible. Thus, people are turning into edit-hungry machines in the never-ending quest of how many edits one can make in a minute. Slowness is discouraged, because that editor could actually say something that could actually hurt your chances of blocking them forever.