User talk:Vanboto

I think you have both got major NPOV issues. You dont see me haunting the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air page with fanatical jealousy.

I liked your first version of that last comment better.

I'd sooner release my Lv. 97 Farfetch'd than give up in my crusade to keep the Rock Lobster page updated with that relevant information. And stay away from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air page, I will not suffer any deconstructive edit from your NPOV denying self.

I think you have both got major NPOV issues. You dont see me haunting the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air page with fanatical jealousy.

My edits stand in my opinion. Even though I've never actually heard the song Rock Lobster all the way through I've got a million hitpoints and maximum charisma, unlike you Level 2 noobs. Not to mention a +1 Masterwork Silver Dagger which, according to the laws of God and Man, I can use to slay ghosts and send their ectoplasmic behinds back to the underworld where they came from. Not only that, I heard once from very reliable sources that a famous physicist wanted to meet me because he heard from all the ladies that the sun rises and sets in my pants. They were close. I'm ready for anything, because Ptolemy was pretty close to being right with his model of the solar system, he just left out my massive pants python from the center.

You are all just like those criminals I met at the "Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk" concert. The Noise was pretty good but, apparently, "Bring in Da Funk" actually ment "let's mug that guy in the parking lot". I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said,"You're moving with your Aunty and Uncle in Rancho Cucamonga!" I whistled for a cab and, when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and he had dice in the mirror. It was the choice between that and the bland yellow cab so, figuring that this was a rare cab, I said "forget it. On to Rancho Cucamonga!" I pulled up to my new house at seven or eight o'clock roughly and said to that jive cabby,"Hey, you! Smell you later!" Looked around at my gated community, I was finally there: to sit on my throne as the King of Rancho Cucamunga.

February 2008

You currently appear to be engaged in an edit war according to the reverts you have made on Rock Lobster. Note that the three-revert rule prohibits making more than three reversions in a content dispute within a 24 hour period. Additionally, users who perform a large number of reversions in content disputes may be blocked for edit warring, even if they do not technically violate the three-revert rule. If you continue, you may be blocked from editing. Please do not repeatedly revert edits, but use the talk page to work towards wording and content that gains a consensus among editors. If necessary, pursue dispute resolution. Wisdom89 (talk) 02:56, 3 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I find it amazing you're making D&D references in a serious discussion. If you continue you will be blocked. If you wish either of us to stop, then provide a reason for us to do so. Just because you think a family guy reference should be present, doesn't mean everyone does. It has no relevance to the article at all. Daedalus969 (talk) 08:32, 4 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Provide a reason for me to stop instead. Family Guy is itself like wikipedia in that it references everything. If you dont reference Family Guy then you are going against everything that wikipedia stands for. Are you here to build on this project or simply guard Rock Lobster from edits that make it somewhat interesting. There are admin-material editors and there are trolls. I am the first, you two the second. I am a Lv. 19 Sorceror and you only a Lv. 2 Druid; Cthulhu bows before my magics and only rabbits flee before your footsteps.

How 'bout everybody has a nice cup of tea and relax a bit? Trolling comments from both sides aren't helping the situation, and both positions have support in the community. If a block is necessary I'm willing to do that, but first I'm going to ask everyone nicely to take a step or two back and settle down. Then I'll ask not-so-nicely. Kafziel ^{Complaint Department} 07:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I apologize for my previous insults. I can only hope you do the same. Daedalus969 (talk) 06:40, 6 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

How dare you insult me like that Daedalus. I take this as serious as a heart attack and take great insult from you treating me like I'm some kid. I am a mature adult, and worlds begin and end in me like a star furance; your edits are just tiny meteors to me. The nine layers of the Baator are too good for you. I've delt with little trolls like yourself and conquered them all.

I once managed to find the IRL address and name of one unnamed troll on here. I sat in my unremarkable white van (marked with the name of a made-up flower company) for days on end, watching and noting his patterns. I lowered myself to collecting my waste in mason jars in order to maintain my unblinking surveillance of his house, but it was all for the good of wikipedia. The only thing besides my hot plate and stores of water and food that got me through this ordeal was the bittersweet pain of my masterwork dagger cutting the palms of my hands in order to reassure myself that I was still alive, and that I could feel things where he could not. My ultimate victory came just mere moments after he put up a stupid edit on wikipedia. I knew what I had to do. This troll had to be stopped. I knew from this site that trolls could only be killed with fire or acid and, luckily, I had both on hand in anticipation. I put on my handyman's outfit so as to avoid suspicion and snuck to his backdoor. It was found to be unlocked. The last mistake he would ever make. I slid the door open and stealthily slipped inside, my Greater Illusion spell working like a charm to make me appear as a simple housecat. A housecat who could open doors! My footsteps went unheard by the troll over the sound of his fat fingers slamming on the keys like little fat hotdogs. I unsheathed my vorpal blade and, in one perfect movement, I sundered his head from his shoulders. In an instant I was pouring the acid upon his neck stump, sealing it shut and preventing him from ever regenerating. Then I poured the rest upon his head, his face looking shocked that I had found his secret out. Then my blowtorch was applied to it, and he died silently screaming even as I danced and basked within the thick smoke that issued forth as if from Mephisto's own cauldron. I turn to the computer and my blade makes only a slight whisper as it cuts the air itself before sundering the vile thing in two. Then came the really fun part. I set all of my equipment aside and got 100 percent naked. The troll's body had not even stopped twitching before I propped it up and cut it's clothes from it's body. The head a pile of ash by now, my victory was completed with the teabagging of the next best thing: his cauterized neck stump. My digital camera was removed from my Bag of Holding and many pictures were taken, some just to gloat in my victory over this inhuman creature, and some just to satisfy the almost sexual urge I could only get from the death and humiliation of such an evil creature. Then it was finally over, and my pendulous pants polearm of plundering issued forth a Katrina-like flood of little half-Vanbotos. The evidence of what some might call my crime was gone, for it worked like acid upon the troll's body and ate through into the foundation of the house, which almost proved my downfall. With the house shaking around me like it was going to fall on my head. But I escaped unharmed, and knew I would continue my riteous cause well into the future.

So, in conclusion, I have no reason to fear little crotch-goblins like yourself. Because my kung-fu is the best, and it always will be. Helter Skelter, mother fucker. If I have my way, you will be banned entirely from Rock Lobster along with your little friend whom started it, and then the world will finally know, once and for all, that Peter Griffin once played Rock Lobster on Family Guy to cheer up his friend Cleveland. You cannot win, I am the superior being. As opposite from you as black is from white or that troll was from actually being a real human being. Attempt no sockpuppetry, for I will know. And, if I have my way, Jimbo himself will know too.

Looks like it is the other way around. Threats on my person will not go well. The fact that you made them at all. It does make me wonder. Goodbye. Daedalus969 (talk) 20:52, 6 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Let's start again

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Blocked

You have been indefinitely blocked for making threats and vandalism. Dreadstar † 18:18, 6 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]