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Hello, The Slowphase, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:
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before the question on your talk page. Again, welcome! --Amazins490 (talk) 01:05, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Wow. It only took a week. THANKS ONE BILLION. The Slowphase 07:01, 28 May 2007 (UTC)