User talk:The Last Melon

Welcome!

Welcome to Wikipedia, The Last Melon! I am Gaff, and have been editing Wikipedia for quite some time. I just wanted to say hi and welcome you to Wikipedia! If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a message on my talk page or by typing {{helpme}} at the bottom of this page. I love to help new users, so don't be afraid to leave a message! Happy editing! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and ask your question there. Again, welcome! —Gaff ^ταλκ 03:00, 1 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Well, thanks Gaff! This would have been much more useful if it had come when I had actually signed up; as it is I've been registered for several weeks. Thanks for the thought, anyway...maybe I should make a user page to avoid situations like this in the future...

Why thank you for the barnstar! It feels great to see my work is appreciated. Caim 05:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Just giving credit where it's due :D Don't forget to put it on your main user page. The Last Melon 05:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

The red button

Don't give people an reason to oppose your rfa man, people will oppose for anything (I know it's stupid but it's the way things have gone) So yeah, just a heads up -- Tawker 05:38, 12 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Er...rfa? Let me check the page and see if there's anything there that explains what you're talking about...The Last Melon 05:49, 12 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Ah, I see. Well, geez...some people just can't take a joke. The Last Melon 05:54, 12 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]

WP:CVU status

The Wikipedia:Counter-Vandalism Unit project is under consideration to be moved to {{inactive}} and/or {{historical}} status. Another proposal is to delete or redirect the project. You have been identified as a project member and your input as to this matter would be welcomed at WT:CVU#Inactive.3F and at the deletion debate. Thank you! Delivered on behalf of xaosflux 17:42, 10 August 2007 (UTC)[reply]

2007 Burmese anti-government protests

I have undone your capitalization, that is for proper titles. In this case, there is not an official title, though the moniker "Saffron Revolution" is often used. Probably there won't be an official title unless and until something else breaks on the scene. Thanks for your other work, though! Chris 21:43, 28 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Gerald Zavorsky

Why'd you undo my incredible story about Gerry Z and me sneaking into the Uffizi and the Galleria dell'Accademia? You claim to have a sense of humor. So not true.

Yes, I do have a sense of humour. That wasn't particularly funny. Although, if you want me to prove that I do...

An Irishman,an Englishman, and a Scotsman are all working for a construction company building a skyscraper, and make a habit of sitting on a high beam to eat lunch together. After a few weeks of work they start griping about their lunches.

"Not tuna again!" cries the Irishman, opening his lunchbox. "My wife's made me another tuna fish sandwich!"

"Not ham again!" cries the Englishman, opening his lunchbox. "My wife always makes me ham! I'm getting sick of it!"

"Peanut butter?" moans the Scotsman, opening his lunchbox. "I'm sick and tired of peanut butter and jam!"

Thus whining, they eat their lunches and get on with work. The next day, they find themselves back on the high beam again and once again, find themselves with the same old sandwiches.

"Fellas," says the Irishman, "That does it. If I get another tuna sandwich tomorrow, I'm jumping from this beam and ending it all right then and there."

"You know," says the Englishman, "If I get another ham sandwich, I'll be right behind you."

"Well," says the Scotsman, "If I get another peanut butter sandwich, boys, I'll jump with you."

The next day the three of them come to lunch with some trepidition. The Irishman opens his lunchbox first.

"Tuna again!" He cries, "I bet you that in hell they make you eat tuna sandwiches for eternity. Here's hoping I'll see you all in heaven!" he declares, and then jumps to his death.

"Ham!" roars the Englishman. "Friend, you were wrong. In hell, they make you eat ham." And he jumps.

The Scotsman opens his lunchbox and rolls his eyes. Without any further ado, he jumps.

A few days later, the widows of the three men gather at the funeral to piece things together.

"I thought he loved tuna!" wails the Irish man's wife.

"I always made sure we were well-stocked with ham," weeps the Englishman's wife, "because I thought the highlight of his day was getting a ham sandwich for lunch."

"I don't get it," says the Scotsman's wife, still looking confused. "He always made his own lunches."

The Last Melon (talk) 08:14, 18 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

RE: Thanks!

No problem. ; ) -Anonymous Vandal Smasher

Anonymous Vandal Smasher? Bah! How are you going to make a name for yourself if you aren't registered, hmm? Real men (or women, depending on your gender) make Wikipedia accounts! The Last Melon (talk) 00:22, 19 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Grrr

How dare you make me waste my time looking at pope articles during our mutual spares!Oh, and write on my talkpage pweese, i'm feewing ronery. UlmoSan (talk) 17:31, 3 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Buahahahaha UlmoSan (talk) 21:06, 14 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]

ArbCom elections are now open!

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