User talk:Smartjason

Your recent edit to 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake (diff) was reverted by an automated bot that attempts to recognize and repair vandalism to Wikipedia articles. If the bot reverted a legitimate edit, please accept my humble creator's apologies – if you bring it to the attention of the bot's owner, we may be able to improve its behavior. Click here for frequently asked questions about the bot and this warning. // MartinBot 02:52, 16 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Warning...

Oh editors, hear me! I bring to your ken,
Smartjason's sad story, heed it, oh men!
He added a jingle to several pages,
Now his story is one for the ages.

He though Wikipedia his playground for verse,
His situation soon went from bad to worse.
His nonsense was cute but not wanted here
His user account was seen to disappear.

They banned him, they blocked him,
They killed his IP.
They wrote his name in the blocked-user log
With the fatal legend: "Attention hog".

Poor Smartjason! Dropped out in pain!
Disappeared and never seen here again,
Banned for life, for life and a day,
All because he had nothing to say.

Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't vandalize our articles. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). If you need my help to show you the place around and welcome you properly, and start a good and enjoyable editing career, please drop me a message at my Talk page. Have a nice day!Phaedriel - 03:01, 16 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize Wikipedia, you will be blocked from editing. - Yamamoto Ichiro (山本一郎)(会話) 03:05, 16 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]