User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1sock
,,~—, SSS PPPP OOO RRRR K K —— '————————————————|| S P P O O R R K K —— ________________|| SSSS PPPP O O RRRR KKK —— , S P O O R R K K ''~-' SSS P OOO R R K K
Your socks smell so bad they kill your adversary instantly.
Congrats. You just won your first battle. You get +3 EXP.
>celebrate
Okay, you dance and sing. The rucous you create attracts a ravenous viridian Hue. It emerges through a trap door below you. You are likely to be chewed by a Hue. Your moves are:
- go back to celebrating
- invite to Hue to join in the celebration
- lure it away from the trap door then dive in
- run to the nearest window
- attack first
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