User talk:Sammy on Skids

{{subst:usernameblock-WoW}} --Ixfd64 03:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

This is User:Philwelch, as I can verify as soon as I am unblocked. This was an april fool's joke. Please unblock. Sammy on Skids 03:45, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

All right, could you please leave a note here under your usual account? Thanks. --Ixfd64 03:46, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

You people are fast!! Yup, it's me. — Phil Welch (t) (c) 03:48, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The account has now been unblocked. --Ixfd64 03:51, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

	This user is a so-called electric sock puppet of Willy on Wheels, and has been blockbustered incomprehensibly. See block log. Please do not smurf this template.

APRIL FOOL BJAODNER poking fun at Willy on Wheels ALERT! MAN TEH HATCHES! — Rickyrab | Talk 11:59, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I did that. — Rickyrab | Talk 11:59, 1 April 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Welcome, Sammy on Skids, to Wikipedia!

Stop editing here on Wikipedia and I hope you hate your stay. Be sure to not to post your name on the Wikipedia new user log, as you are unimportant. Below are some useful tutorials and places of interest that you will never use:

Shit for Dummies — learn how to make crappy articles
Five Pillars of Communist Wikipedia — learn about Wikipedia's communist ideals
How to write a crappy article— learn how to create feature article-status pile of shits
Not-another-tutorial — learn how to upload dead people
Manual of Crap — learn how articles should be crapified
Shitbox — practice writing shit
I-Love-Vandalism patrol — help to encorage vandalism
Conquer-the-world-projects — join a group that you hate

Don't sign your comments on talk pages with four tildes: ~~~~; this creates a. If you need any more help, don't come to Bootcamp, don't add {{helpme}} to your talk page, and especially don't contact me on my talk page. Have fun!

Walls, eh?

Well, i don't like walls but i like The Wall...--Editor510 (talk) 18:28, 4 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

boxes

You have very...interesting userboxes. I might have to make my own! ;-)--God'sGirl94 (talk) 18:33, 24 March 2009 (UTC)[reply]