User talk:Never Mind My Bollocks, Here's My Sex Pistol!

Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy – it is obviously profane; threatens, attacks or impersonates another person; or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information).

We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, but users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block – read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text {{unblock-un|new username|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}} at the end of your user talk page. Alexf^(talk) 18:18, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

F'real?

@Alexf:, @BoxOfChickens: Do you guys really not get the reference? Man, people have NO sense of humour around here. Never Mind My Bollocks, Here's My Sex Pistol! (talk) 18:25, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, I get the reference and think your username is funny. However, Wikipedia has a somewhat strict username policy which prohibits offensive, profane, or otherwise disruptive usernames. You are welcome to create a new account with a username that is not a violation of this policy. BoxOfChickens (talk · contribs · CSD/ProD log) 18:35, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

@BoxOfChickens: Well, at least someone appreciates it. I like yours as well, though I don't know any meaning behind it. I do not believe I can create another account though. It says "account creation blocked" in my block. Never Mind My Bollocks, Here's My Sex Pistol! (talk) 20:13, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Unblock

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy).

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Request reason:

There is nothing about my user name to which you should take offence unless you're a nun. It's a pun on the title of Sex Pistols' only album. Nothing more. You people need to get a sense of humour.

Decline reason:

Possibly. You, however, need to get a new username. Huon (talk) 18:33, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

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User name change

@Huon: Can I change it to just "Here's My Sex Pistol"?

I would say no. Just log out and create a new account. If you are unable to, ask an admin to remove the block on account creation. BoxOfChickens (talk · contribs · CSD/ProD log) 20:19, 25 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

My talk page, not yours

@BoxOfChickens: Please stop censoring me. If I want to use emoji on my talk page, that's my right. Don't be a 🍗🍆🍌🍤🔦🔪👔🍞🍡🍢🔫.

You do know you can be blocked from editing your own talk page for this. BoxOfChickens (talk · contribs · CSD/ProD log) 18:36, 26 January 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy deletion nomination of User:Never Mind My Bollocks, Here's My Sex Pistol!

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A tag has been placed on User:Never Mind My Bollocks, Here's My Sex Pistol!, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section G1 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because the page appears to have no meaningful content or history, and the text is unsalvageably incoherent. If the page you created was a test, please use the sandbox for any other experiments you would like to do.

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