User talk:Muafukas.sumbeych
February 2012
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Muafukas.sumbeych (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
This is my real name. I have a driver's license to prove it. Would you like me to e-mail you a copy of it?
Decline reason:
Nonsense. Kuru (talk) 02:28, 24 February 2012 (UTC)
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Muafukas.sumbeych (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
It's not nonsense and you're being very mean. I'm offering to prove my existence to you.
Decline reason:
You know perfectly well that this is an offensive username. You have one more opportunity to post a legitimate unblock request, otherwise your ability to edit this page will be removed. TNXMan 18:40, 24 February 2012 (UTC)
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Muafukas.sumbeych (block log • active blocks • global blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
FULL NAME : Muafukas Clytemnestra Bathsheba Rabelais Cocteau Sumbeych BORN AT : Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Lutheran University Medical Center in Elboniasburg, Flokkurin Republic of Kuvoria I am originally from Elboniasburg in the Flokkurin Republic of Kuvoria. Just where is Kuvoria, you ask? I'm glad you ask. You should ask, because you don't know, probably. Kuvoria is a tiny country in Asia which declared its independence from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. It's an extremely poor fourth-world country. Most of the nation is covered with waist-deep mud, which the residents use to build houses. The national bird of Kuvoria is the Frisbee. When independence was declared, the national anthem changed from Marche Funèbre by Trauermarsch to Smack My B*tch Up by The Prodigy. When I was 13, I moved to America attend high school. I found the education system quite advanced here. By the time I was in the 10th grade, I had already memorized the multiplication tables which is unheard of in my home country as we don't have numbers there. For a while, I worked at Wal-Mart in the shoe department. My job was to make announcements about the sales in the shoe department and to clean the mustard out of the employee toilets. I was fired after I made an announcement that nobody could understand because of my heavy accent where I mistakenly was accused of publicly ousting the store manager as being a homosexual and having an illicit love affair with the employee of the photo department. What I said was, "Attention shoppers! There is a sale on shoes right now. So, come buy shoes!" What everyone claims to have heard was, "Attention Druids! Mike is gay and does Scott up the butt while the music goes boom-shock-a-lock-a-lock-a." It was all a big misunderstanding. Later, we found out Scott really was gay. Funny how things turn out. After that, I started to work for a satellite TV company where I would sit in after-call for my entire shift and microwave ketchup packets. I was personally responsible for the America Online outage in 1996, the Great Northeast Blackout of 2003 and the sub-prime housing market collapse. I now work for the Department of Homeland Security at Miami Airport. Also, I got 10 children. 1. Allovera Maybelline 2. Clamidia Champagne 3. Q'Poneater Perkalator 4. Oranjello Lamonjello 5. Bubbalicious Novascotia 6. K'Martina Velvita 7. Penelope Kokopuffs 8. Ghonnoreah Icebouket 9. Verachella Shatheed 10. Dematorious Delorian
Decline reason:
Talk page access revoked and page semi-protected. CIreland (talk) 17:05, 25 February 2012 (UTC)
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— Preceding unsigned comment added by 174.252.131.240 (talk) 16:50, 25 February 2012 (UTC)