User talk:MortonsSockpuppet

Get a life, loser

WTF? You're kidding, right? Morton devonshire 22:17, 3 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ha Ha!

Morton, you gotta admit that this is pretty funny. It would probably piss me off too, but you gotta lay off with the accusations a bit. Don't get me wrong, Wikipedia is a more interesting place with you here but I could predict that something like this would happen eventually. It's a joke man, don't worry about it. And no, it's not me and I have absolutely no clue who it is. But you have to appreciate the sense of humor! =) SkeenaR 03:22, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Morton, I just read your talk page and it is hard for me to believe that this is you, but if it is I must congratulate you because I had a hell of a laugh! I don't think this will fly with policy and administrators, or even if it makes much sense, but what you describe on your talkpage could possibly be an interesting concept though I don't think it would be a good idea to continue for long. If it's not you(which is what I suspect at this point)then you should nip it in the bud and say so! SkeenaR 03:36, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Maybe it is you. He he SkeenaR 03:46, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Got me. At long last! This just ain't right. SkeenaR 07:48, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I've been cleaning old gas out of the carb on my dirt bike this morning using some noxious shit chemical called Bombardier Engine Tuner. Between the fumes, my hangover and the Tylenol #3 I got to thinking about this ridiculous sockpuppet. And then I figured I should let you know you should take it easy because it may be that you are overly prone to delusional thinking. I should point out that you have accused no less than 15 users of being sockpuppets:

Mortons suspected sockpuppets: SK, SkeenaR, Ombudsman, Blackcats, Bov, WAS 4.250, Zen-master, Dschor, Jmabel, Sycthos, Will Beback, King of Hearts, Gamaliel, Guettarda, Ashibaka and others.

Imaginary ‘friends’: Sockpuppet 1, Sockpuppet 2, Sockpuppet 3.

Stalker Sockpuppet (!) : Golbez

There may still be time to help yourself before this spirals out of control.

Your friend, SkeenaR 20:34, 4 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Eat my thread, Cakeboy. Out of control? Sounds like a good idea. MortonsSockpuppet 08:42, 5 February 2006 (UTC)[reply]