User talk:Jeff the Obscure

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Shall I be mother?

Good name! I'm glad the tea is decaffeinated. (I should be a Mormon really.) I'm also glad to see that you're busy in real life – one should really try to remember there is such a thing, tiresome though it is. I see Commons is still standing, surprising though that is. --Antiquary (talk) 09:24, 12 October 2015 (UTC)

I was actually in a boyscout troop led by my mother's Mormon friend. She always served monkey bread, so I didn't quite mind being a scout. As for Commons, if you're trying to tell me I'm not sadly missed, I don't wanna hear it. I've just sent off an email. Let me know if you don't get it. Jeff the Obscure 18:09, 12 October 2015 (UTC)