User talk:Jcb temp

Usurpation

Why where you trying to steal my username? Jcb (talk) 14:43, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Your userpage.

Your user page states you are seeking a Cisco Associate Certificate, but not which. Do you plan on getting a CCNA or CCDA? I'd also recommend you not edit pages on submarine cable downtime until you understand how they work much better, or can atleast properly reference them and not leave out the other affected sites. Good luck with your CCNA/CCDA. Jcb temp (talk) 04:18, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Excuse the hell out of me for adding what little information there was available at the time. I'll refrain from adding anything to this wiki without consulting you directly in future. Which brings me to my next point: may I please have your permission to add a status changer to my account here on Wikipedia? It's the only reason why I even bothered logging in to this fucking encyclopaedia in the first instance, and I'd like to attain your permission to perform this one simple act so that I may log back out again and forget the account for the next 6 months.

I'd also like to point you towards the Cisco Career Certifications article and make it very plain to you that there is a lot more than just the CCNA and CCDA. Let me guess: you've done the CCDA? Wow, that must have been hard. I bow down before your immeasurable wisdom in the subject of network design. Much kudos to you for completing a certification that requires brainpower comparable to the amount required to zip up your fly without getting your penis caught. Matt.T.911 (talk) 18:42, 29 August 2008 (UTC)