User talk:Iana-ray Zasta-day

Welcome, Iana-ray Zasta-day! I'm Riana, and I noticed that you're a phony! A GREAT BIG PHONY!, so I thought I'd drop you a note. We do have a lot of users, and are currently working on 6,914,375 articles, so things can be a little intimidating... but don't worry! We love to help out, and we'll try our best to make your stay here as comfortable as possible. Here are a few links I found useful when I first arrived here:- Be Bold! Don't let grumpy users scare you off Meet other new users Policies, guidelines, and rules How to create a page, edit a page and write a great article A handy tutorial, and a picture tutorial Writing well Learn from others Play nicely with others Contribute, Contribute, Contribute! Tell us about yourself Be inspired by our finest! You should sign your name on talk pages, discussions and votes by typing ~~~~; our software automatically converts it to your username and the date. Also, if you don't want to jump right into editing articles right now, why not check out the sandbox? Feel free to make test edits there. I know it's a lot of information, but there are two more things I recommend you take note of while editing Wikipedia - cite references wherever possible, and avoid allowing personal biases interfere with your editing. I hope you enjoy editing and being a Wikipedian - I definitely do. Although we all make mistakes, please keep in mind what Wikipedia is not. If you have any questions or problems, leave me a message on my talk page, and I'll try my best to help. Otherwise, please come to the New contributors' help page, where experienced Wikipedians can answer any queries you have! Or, you can just type {{helpme}} on your user page, and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. We hope you stick around, and make sure you enjoy yourself! Cheers, Riana 08:18, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

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The quick brown

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fox jumped over

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the lazy dog

For You

		The Barnstar of Good Humor
		This Barnstar is for Iana-ray Zasta-day for having such a funny user page. But of course created by Riana. Have a good one. King Lopez Contribs 08:52, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Grrr...

You ugly old bat; Riana is my sock not yours. How dare you steal dzasta's foot. --D_arkF_alls ^talk 05:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

*rages* —Dark 07:25, 9 November 2009 (UTC)

haha u iz angry nao. i iz uber troll Riana 09:20, 9 November 2009 (UTC)