User talk:Ghost of Christmas Past

Welcome!

Welcome to Wikipedia, Ghost of Christmas Past! My name is Ryan, aka Acetic Acid. I noticed that you were new and haven't received any messages yet. I just wanted to see how you were doing.

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I hope you enjoy contributing to Wikipedia. We can use all the help we can get! Have a nice day. Sincerely, Ryan 11:42, August 3, 2005 (UTC)

Erm... okay. Why are you on a different account then? Ryan 11:47, August 3, 2005 (UTC)

I prefer to let my contributions speak for themselves. Ghost of Christmas Past 11:49, 3 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

Who are you, and when did you live before? Is this some kind of reincarnation thing? Snookums 18:11, 3 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]

No, I am the sockpuppet of a disgraced Wikipedian. I was cast out of the society like Ivanhoe. Woe is me. Xmas Ghost 18:17, 3 August 2005 (UTC)[reply]