User talk:Floquenstein's monster

Bread

Bread? Hipocrite (talk) 16:26, 17 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Bread good! --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 16:31, 17 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Godwin

I call Godwin.[1] Risker (talk) 05:29, 4 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Godwin bah! Then came for little arbs praps! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:47, 6 July 2011 (UTC).[reply]

("Bah"? Lizard misspell "bad"?) Careful lizard, little arbs look harmless, but have fire. Fire bad. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 12:02, 13 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]

[Bishzilla, a master speller, smile. Teeth gleam.] What size little monster? Go comfortably in pocket? [Zilla stuff little monster in pocket, pat down firmly, listen to tiny yelps. Nod, pleased. ] Now little monster shoot craps with kawaii little arbcom in pocket! [Still room for more in pocket. Zilla go off to find creature from black lagoon and Jimbo. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:52, 14 July 2011 (UTC).[reply]

Pocket ba... Wait, pocket seem OK. Roomy, warm. Interesting people. Ping pong table nice touch. Pocket good. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 00:41, 15 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Condolences and consolation

Poor little monster sadly abandoned by master! :-( Come join Bishzilla harem for wild sex, little monster! :-) bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:54, 19 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Master only half finish female monster when get all whiny and leave; monster need Plan B. Wild harem sex good. Soon you see - not "little" monster. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 20:25, 19 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Shocked. ] Good job the actually very innocent Bishzilla not likely to understand naughty remark by monster! Come here 'Zilla, time for your nap or something! Bishonen | talk 23:53, 19 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

(*confused tone*) Lizard started it! Monster just try keep up. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 16:05, 20 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

(*resigned tone*) Well, I tried to get Bishzilla to "storm out", but she insists on sticking around, ogling the monster and fluttering her eyelashes. I can't understand it <sigh>. The whole family is very difficult.

Bishonen | talk 16:42, 20 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

(*Monster practice fluttering eyelashes, but make unromantic thudding sound, so not try with lizard. Thudding eyelashes bad.*) Don't hate monster because beautiful. Monster sorry cause problem for lizard owner, try behave more respectable. (*Monster wonder what offspring of monster and lizard look like, but keep question to self. See? Respectable. *) --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 17:22, 20 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Leers. ] Are those the eyelashes your sockmaster laid out for you? bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:16, 20 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

(*leers back*) thud thud thud. (*more concernedly*) Lizard get us in trouble with owner. Or worse, shocking behavior of lizard get owner in trouble with classy Wikipedia Community^(TM). Not good, since owner now responsible editor again maybe. Monster try be respectable, but difficult if hear such naughty talk. Think lizard maybe violating some talk page guideline somewhere. (don't stop) --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 20:51, 20 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[The monster's flirtatious thudding drives Bishzilla wild.] Yes sir, I can boogie! [She ~~rips off~~ begins to slowly and provocatively remove the spiderman suit.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:10, 21 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

[Gulp] Monster try decide this be PG-13, R, or NC-17? Feel dizzy, need sit down, need water, need think. [Sits down. Drinks water. Thinks he might be getting into ex-Arb territory. More important, thinks how Master might explain this conversation to Master's wife if she ever saw this. Realizes he's pretty much already doomed if that happens, but still cowardly/thoughtfully decides on PG for Master's sake...]

[Flash of bare scales under spiderman suit too much for monster.] ...Good... [Faints. Wakes up to find ...] --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 21:26, 21 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

...to find Bishzilla wearing her boudoir makeup! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:01, 21 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

[Music swells. Monster overcome by desire. Take lizard in arms and... wait. Lizard like 10 times size of monster, monster only take lizard leg in arms. Passionate kiss applied to kneecap. Frustrated, unsure what to do.] Inequitable height differential bad. [Emits low rumbling groan of annoyance.] --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 11:42, 22 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Defeated. ] 'Zilla put on robe and wizard hat! [Sighs. Re-dons the spiderman suit, sticks little monster in pocket, and tromps off planning her new Cyberharem. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:05, 23 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Monster not understand "wizard hat", but otherwise accept this for best. Suggest lizard look for next ~~victim~~ possible companion on List of creatures roughly the same size as Bishzilla (surprise not featured list already), avoid future disappointment. Hope can still be "just friends". --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 21:08, 24 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

since the section is conveniently here already

Glad to be of service. Pdfpdf (talk) 14:33, 20 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

It's almost as if you'd traveled forward in time and knew I'd need it... :) --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 00:22, 23 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

What do we want? Time travel

When do we want it? That's irrelevant

Chedzilla (talk) 02:08, 23 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Lol. Hi Ched. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 17:17, 23 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

OMG ... that testicle crack was hilarious!!! ... still laughing. Chedzilla (talk) 02:31, 27 July 2012 (UTC) (oh - and hey - how goes it?)[reply]
You have a cracked testicle? --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 02:42, 27 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Richard Baker

It rarely gets edited, and the socks are blocked when they pop up. I don't believe it should be protected, let alone for six months. Enigma^msg 19:45, 30 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

The socks are blocked when they pop up because I happen to have it on my watchlist and report them. The vandalism has stayed there until I log in and see it (sometimes a day later); recent changes patrol hasn't been catching it. It's a BLP, targeted by multiple socks for the same BLP-violating vandalism. I cannot imagine what benefit you see to unprotection, but feel free to do whatever you want. --Floquenbeam (talk) 19:54, 30 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

There is no benefit to unprotecting a BLP. I don't plan on unprotecting it. I'm just pointing it out. Enigma^msg 20:02, 30 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Sorry, was not aware of bit situation. I withdraw what I said. I should've investigated further for a better understanding of what occurred. Enigma^msg

No apology needed, Enigaman, I'm fairly sure when I look back at this I'll see I'm being too abrupt with you here, sorry. I just didn't want to ask for the bit back, but really disagreed with the initial decision, and it hasn't been the first time. AIV and RFPP can be annoying places from a non-admin POV. --Floquenbeam (talk) 21:12, 30 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

I fully agree. I did a lot of work at both places before becoming admin and it's frustrating to go through the trouble and get turned down. When I first commented, I was saying it didn't meet the standards at RfPP, and I thus would've declined it there. However, that is different than saying I believe it should be unprotected. Regards, Enigma^msg 21:43, 30 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

5%

Just wanted to say: Welcome back to that 5%. 5% of your work is worth more than 99% of most others. Chedzilla (talk) 03:51, 31 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

too kind, Ched. Might be short lived; I'm evidently a sub-par admin. --Floquenbeam (talk) 19:59, 31 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Considering my own below that thread .. you may not be alone. Chedzilla (talk) 01:36, 1 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

MARRY ME.

NOW. Booyahhayoob (talk) 01:03, 29 May 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Problems:

Monster tell others what to do; others not tell monster.
Monster straight; unless Booyahhayoob is woman name, must respectfully decline.
Also, still mooning over One that got away, not ready for long term committment.

Very flattering though, sure Booyahhayoob find right person if keep looking. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 14:24, 29 May 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Solutions:

I am the monster. You are the "other".
You're the woman here. Making the relationship straight.
One that got away is you. You are ready for long term commitment.

Now shut up and marry me. --Booyahhayoob (talk) 16:53, 30 May 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Booyahhayoob not make sense, seem confused, come off slightly creepy. Slightly creepy bad. Also, monster strongly recommend not tell monster "shut up" anymore, first time mild annoyance, next time anger. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 19:02, 30 May 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Happy Saint Lucia's Day!

Special Saint Lucia's Day celebration for big monster! Lucia coffee and buns from festively arrayed dainty little Bishzilla Lucia! ['Zilla twirls to display her becoming Lucia crown in the round.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:40, 13 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]

Bishzilla Lucia
Cappuccino
Gingerbread
Saffron buns
Little helper bearing gift

Hello Lizard,

Cappuccino, pepperkaker, and lussekatt (sorry, master only teach monster Norwegian, no offense to lizard owner) all tasty. tasty good.
Present is nice, but fish with teeth nip at monster when try to pick up. Lizard have mean friends.
Lizard Lucia make monster nostalgic, give lizard kiss on kneecap for old times sake.

--Floquenstein's monster (talk) 21:45, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Sensible refrain from opening, probably very unsafe! Bad li'l helpa! bishzilla _ROARR!! 23:13, 14 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]

Naughty master ragequit again!

Poor little monster abandoned again![2] [This time Bishzilla does not offer sex in consolation, as that misfired a bit the last time. Instead, she picks up the little monster and stuffs it into her Victorian parlour, cosily next to permanent and fragrant resident Bigfoot on the sofa.] Enjoy! Decompress! No sneaking out through catflap! bishzilla _ROARR!! 08:47, 7 October 2015 (UTC).[reply]

Invitation to collaborate

Hi Floquenstein's monster, we could really use an experienced editor like you to help work on the Fire article. What do you say? WanderingWanda (talk) 19:57, 19 May 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Not able be NPOV on article. Fire bad. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 21:58, 20 May 2019 (UTC)[reply]

Autoconfirmed

Hello, Floquenstein's monster. Due to you repeatedly saying you wanted autoconfirmed, I am here to ask if you ever got it. Thank you and continue terrorizing Wikipedia, @CLYDE FRANKLIN 17:57, 29 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]