User talk:Cernen/template:plusbox

Purpose

The purpose of a Cernen's Plusbox are, well, probably just as noble as those of a Barnstar or a thank you flower thingy.

How to use it

Very simple, very easy.

Some Wikipedian has earned a Cernen's Plusbox for doing a Good Thing.

Punctuation at the end is required. Otherwise, you practice horrible English and should probably be shot. (Note that I belong to the Association of Amoral Wikipedians, so I am allowed a double standard.)

Please, please, please, please subst this template. I shoot vandals on sight, and will go find people using this template (generally because I gave it to them) and go subst it, and if you want to use this template, feel free, but keep in mind it needs to be SUBST'd. To subst, simply do this:

{{subst:user:Cernen/template:plusbox}}. They can get very long. Be nice to your Cernen's Plusbox and they'll be nice to you. In other words, doing something like:

{{user:Cernen/template:plusbox|Cernen|for being one of the most outstanding wikipedians I have ever known and should be promoted to head king shit sysop even before Jimbo Wales because he is the shitz0rz and all your b0xen belong to him!!!11one}}

will create something like this:

Cernen has earned a Cernen's Plusbox for for being one of the most outstanding wikipedians I have ever known and should be promoted to head king shit sysop even before Jimbo Wales because he is the shitz0rz and all your b0xen belong to him!!!11one

and then Jimbo Wales will come in with guns blazing and do this:

The neutrality and factual accuracy of this ruddy userbox are disputed.

and THAT will likely force me to shoot the offending userbox user. (Does a mac mini count as a box anyway? It's more like a...well...basket, sort of...)

So, in review

• No lengthy messages in the Cernen's Plusbox
• Jimbo Wales 0wnz0rz your b0xen.

Thank you.