User talk:Barefoot Lauren

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TheSavage Norwegian 01:40, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Sorry about the foot thing earlier, but it does explictly say in the instructions not to use profanity. Have a question? Post it on my Talk Page

All right the feet stay if I blank the profanity deal?

May 2009

Your recent edits to the sandbox have been reverted. Please try to keep copyrighted, potentially offensive, or libelous content out of the sandbox. This type of content is not necessary for testing edits. --Onorem ♠Dil 01:45, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Come on, I censored the profanities, and how is sucking toes at all profane? --Barefoot Lauren (talk) 01:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

You talking about your boner and sucking toes is not necessary to test edits. Please stop. I never said anything about profanities. --Onorem ♠Dil 01:50, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Well, the boner is gone, and sucking toes we could care less about. Seriously it's not a big deal. --Barefoot Lauren (talk) 01:51, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

What purpose do your edits to the sandbox serve? --Onorem ♠Dil 01:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

They don't have to serve any purpose. It is a TEST page. And besides, isn't talking about Lauren's feet and sucking them enough of a purpose anyway. If you had a foot fetish and only knew her then you would understand. --Barefoot Lauren (talk) 01:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Your edits are potentially offensive...and yes, you can be blocked for edits made to the sandbox. There is no need for that type of material in test edits. --Onorem ♠Dil 01:58, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

How, do they offend anybody, and why should I blocked for only learning how to use this website. Sucking toes is not objectionable, and if you only knew, it is actucally pretty erotic. --Barefoot Lauren (talk) 01:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. One more edit like this and you will be blocked. Cunard (talk) 02:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

What is it you are learning by your current edits to the sandbox? Why do your "test edits" need to be in any way erotic? --Onorem ♠Dil 02:01, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Come on, don't block me, I promise not to edit like that again aiite? By the way, it's erotic because feet are so so sexy especially Lauren's.

Okay

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TheSavage Norwegian 02:29, 14 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]