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Steven Lawrence Landry Yeah, or more commonly known by his stage name "Steven Landry". Steven is son to Steven Landry Jr. and his mom Stevana Landry. Steven was born at Shady Grove hospital on June 10, 2000 at 11:53:06am at 7.48 inches tall and weighed in at 52.36 pounds (normal weigh is 7.5 pounds). At that that moment his parents knew he was special.

Early Life At the age of six (6) Steven got lost at his clarinet recital, and wondered miles deep into the woods. Though it can never been confirmed historians and intellectuals believe Steven was raised by a pack of wolves. After two years of living among the pack Steven became the alpha male. Three months later Steven was found by his father at another clarinet recital for Steven's brother, Steve. Throughout his years in the wild Steven never forgot his love of the clarinet.

Professional Career Now Steven cuts and designs hairs at Potomac Barber Shop for wolves and clarinetist. In addition to his numerous accolades Steven is accredited with inventing the counter-clockwise clock, the gas powered flashlight, sweatbands, and the ThighMaster. Steven also sailed the Mayflower along with Christopher Columbus and signed the Declaration of Independence. Also, Steven is God.