User:Yungchug

Gage Monroe Roney

Birthday: August 4th 2002

Height: 6 feet 3 inches

Occupation: Student, Hentai Connoisseur, Extreme Aggressor.

Warning extremely aggressive. Gage was born during a meteor shower in which god blessed with perfect facial hair and sexual prowess. Seeing this the devil then cursed him with a pale complexion and aggressive tendencies. In his early life not only did he find the cure for Polio he also conquered all of Tanzania until he grew bored with his rule and placed power back into the hands of the people. Upon starting school his IQ was measured and a score of only 24, however he was somehow academically successful prompting the nickname “The enigma of the mind”. Later in life he brought into being the primordial being simply known as Leo and became antiquated with the newly formed god. Though Leo is a being of raw sexual aggression he bows to Gage in reverence to his creator and because of the quarter pounders he is fed. Currently Gage attends UGA.

Source: The dude himself